Circumsized or uncircumsized?

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Circumsized or uncircumsized?

Postby Riot on Sat Jun 24, 2006 3:56 pm

This question is simple and down to the point. How do you like your meat, circumsized or not? Now, let me get something straight (or gay) before we get any farther. I'm talking about your own meat and not how you like it on other guys. That debate will have to come another day. This is about your own salami between your legs. According to the urban dictionary, which I must admit is my bible, the penis is the" tool used to wean and convert lesbians and virgins into useful, productive members of society."

Let's face it, chicks don't have long attention spans (especially the ones people who post at these forums get). If you have an uncircumsized penis she can play with it a little bit. You can play peek-a-boo or the fictional pee-pod game. Those with circumsized penis' are left with nothing to bear. What you see is what you get. In a sense, an uncircumsized penis is like a penis with a hat or a ski mask covering it. There is an essence of surprise when removing that ski mask, or rather peeling it back, and you can't get that if circumsized.

However, the counter argument is that you don't have to clean as throughly as an uncircumsized one. I have a feeling that is a big hit with many people who post at these forums. Also, if you are uncircumsized you have to deal with the inevitable...you're a homo. It's not like you should be ashamed, though. You had no control over it. Be proud of who you are and celebrate your differences. That's what makes America so great. Just don't get married, mmkay?

Anyways...I'm really straying off point here. The bottom line is this: Is your meat cut or not?

PS: I don't want to see mafia or The Black Death coming in here and hijacking this thread with their large penis talk. This isn't a thread to gloat or brag in. It's a scientific research study.
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Postby BIG GREEN on Sat Jun 24, 2006 3:57 pm

You're extremely bored arent you?


I have a large penis..and i'm not mafia on the black death..but i'm also black.

At the age i am...i'm not getting circumsized...too painful. It doesn't make a difference in either case imo.
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Postby Riot on Sat Jun 24, 2006 3:59 pm

Yohance Bailey wrote:You're extremely bored arent you?


I have a large penis..and i'm not mafia on the black death..but i'm also black.


Contribute to the study or leave. I don't need you ruining the self-esteem of our asian posters.
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Postby BIG GREEN on Sat Jun 24, 2006 4:00 pm

Too quick to reply mate...i already contributed.

Yohance Bailey wrote:. It doesn't make a difference in either case imo.
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Postby J@3 on Sat Jun 24, 2006 4:04 pm

The last time people came on here bragging about how big their dick was, it didn't go so well.
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Postby Riot on Sat Jun 24, 2006 4:04 pm

Oh...it makes a difference.
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Postby Riot on Sat Jun 24, 2006 4:05 pm

Jae wrote:The last time people came on here bragging about how big their dick was, it didn't go so well.


This thread wasn't even suppose to be about penis sizes. The black people hijack it (no offense).
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Postby Axel on Sat Jun 24, 2006 4:37 pm

If you were born in America, you were probably circumsized... other countries I dont know though.
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Postby Nick on Sat Jun 24, 2006 6:05 pm

I'm circumsized. I don't really know why :lol: Mum organised it for me when i was born. She was religous or something back then. So that phase of her life shines through with the state of my penis - hahaha. Oh well, not much i can do about that.

I don't think it really makes a difference in the end. But my circumsized penis has grown on me (Get it?! LLLLLOOOOOOLLLLLLL)
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Postby Unrestrict3D on Sat Jun 24, 2006 7:34 pm

Circumsized penis? Checkmate.

This thread set off my gaymometor, make it go away!
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Postby dada on Sat Jun 24, 2006 10:26 pm

Jae wrote:The last time people came on here bragging about how big their dick was, it didn't go so well.

That thread provided me a decent amount of laughs.
Dirk Jiggler (Jae) wrote: Oh btw mine's about 3 ft long, I have to tape it to my leg so it doesn't flop around much.

Dont know any black guy who can live up to that. :lol:


I have always been lead to believe that being circumcized is the way to go. Girls say they like clean penises but your right, taking away the skin removes some 'fun factor' for them. They can play peek-a-boo all day with guys even though I dont know how productive that is towards getting some. The world doesnt end either way.

Anyways, I wont state what I am since thats just very....uum...not something I wanna do.
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Postby BIG GREEN on Sat Jun 24, 2006 11:50 pm

Jae wrote:The last time people came on here bragging about how big their dick was, it didn't go so well.


Jeasus..why am i not suprised i was part of that thread? Atleast i was "trying" to be mature in it.
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Postby hammertime23 on Sat Jun 24, 2006 11:57 pm

I think circumsized is what's supposed to happen when you're born but i don't know how people are uncircumsized un less their parents are really weird. Yohance do girls find it weird?
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Postby BIG GREEN on Sun Jun 25, 2006 12:01 am

I've only come accross 2 chicks that had a problem with it. People have this notion about germs and what not..but my solution to that is take a proper fucking shower. I mostly mess with inexperienced women..and they dont talk shit about that.
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Postby hammertime23 on Sun Jun 25, 2006 12:24 am

Yohance Bailey wrote:I've only come accross 2 chicks that had a problem with it. People have this notion about germs and what not..but my solution to that is take a proper fucking shower. I mostly mess with inexperienced women..and they dont talk shit about that.

Haha yea the unexperienced ones don't really care because they don't really know what the hell they're doing.
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Postby koberulz on Sun Jun 25, 2006 12:26 am

hammertime23 wrote: i don't know how people are uncircumsized un less their parents are really weird.


no, no, its not ause their parents are weird. its cause a random doctor decides to glue some skin on the end of their dick
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Postby hammertime23 on Sun Jun 25, 2006 12:30 am

He doesn't glue it there lol. Everyone should jest get their meat cut unless it's religious.
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Postby Riot on Sun Jun 25, 2006 12:43 am

There is scientific evidence (a study) that says those with circumsized penis' are more likely to have erectile disfunction because you will lose some of the sensitivity over the years because the tip if rubbing up against your clothes and stuff all day.
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Postby Cloudy on Sun Jun 25, 2006 12:52 am

hammertime23 wrote:I think circumsized is what's supposed to happen when you're born but i don't know how people are uncircumsized un less their parents are really weird. Yohance do girls find it weird?

Everything that comes natural are mostly the best. So... my parents aren't weird. It all depends on the doc too...
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Postby benji on Sun Jun 25, 2006 4:18 am

I don't know how you can ask how we like it, as if we're uncut we wouldn't know cut, and if we're cut we wouldn't know uncut.

Since it's related...Penn and Teller's Bullshit episode on Circumcision: (five parts)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsoqo1BLwCU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3Yx3t7XT0Q
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qvqgkcyzHI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtMM2UvHrYE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQ5ryhcCfek
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Postby Silas on Sun Jun 25, 2006 7:45 am

This has to be the weirdest fuckin thread ever. Why do people honestly care?
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Postby Unrestrict3D on Sun Jun 25, 2006 8:57 am

Silas wrote:This has to be the weirdest fuckin thread ever. Why do people honestly care?


Riot cares, he really does.
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Postby hipn on Sun Jun 25, 2006 2:37 pm

he's going to the army................hahahahah lmao... just kidding :lol:
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Postby Nick on Sun Jun 25, 2006 5:10 pm

I'm suprised at the results. It's pretty much half-half.

I'm like the only circumsized person in my group of friends (Don't ask how i know that :lol: ) And it's pretty rare around here to be circumsized. I guess there are a few jews lurking.
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Postby Jing on Sun Jun 25, 2006 5:25 pm

wow its half an half.. my vote changed it 12-11. haha
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