What was the weirdest/funniest answer you ever put on a test

I figured I'd dumb down General Talk a little bit, even though my general presence dumbs it down substantially I figured I would make this topc. Annyway...

I drew a full blown WWII scene (Nazi tanks and soilders rolling through a destroyed town) on the bottom of a paper used for short answers (I only used like 3 lines for the questions on top) I finished the test really early, and spent about 20 miniutes drawing it.

Still got like an 80-something on the test.

what about other people?
By the way, this isn't limited to doodles, it also includes like funny responces if you didn't know the answer, or if you do detention work, and you know the teacher doesnt read it and just wrote some story about something funny while you were supposed to write a composition *cough*me too manny times in I.S.S*cough*

I write shit all the time and then hand it in. Funniest thing I've written? Probably putting that Bennett's New Deal (some kind of Canadian politic from the 30's) used Chuck Norris for punishment. I didn't study that part of the unit.

I also like to use funny dates for stuff, like April 1st, or February 30th.

my friend stapled a dollar to his math test

she ripped it off and took it and he still got a 0 on the test

i always put like give me a 100 on this test for answers i dont know. or i put will work for good grades.

This thread got me thinking of a funny image I have:



The funniest answer I gave on a test really wasn't that funny but was an obscure reference. I was taking a psychology final and forgot the name of a "case study" disease we were asked to identify so I just made up my own name for it , calling it "that psychology disorder in that movie we saw in class".

One of the questions on a post-civil war test was "How did freed slaves try to contact eachother and find their families?" or something along those lines and the dumbass teacher actually left the answer on the sheet so she told us not to do it. So I put E-Mail as an answer.

lol also, one of my friendsl wrote "John Candy" in the name section of a math test, and then wrote "I DON'T HAVE TO TAKE THIS TEST, I'M DEAD" in huge letters over the main part. Following that, he immediately turned it in.

Our Calculus teacher dropped the lowest test grade in high school, so after getting 90+ on every test I decided to write
1---Thank
2---God
3---I
4---dont
5---have
6---to
7---take
8---this
9---damn
10--test

but I had to stay after with her cause of it (cause i said "God")

on an english test, had to write a sentence for the word "tangible." said something stupid like "many things in life are tangible" and didn't get credit for it.

On my English test, I put all the answers I didn't know in Spanish. I forgot exactly what I said, but they were pretty rude toward the teacher... she of course had no clue what they meant. We call her the blonde bimbo.

Probably putting that Bennett's New Deal (some kind of Canadian politic from the 30's) used Chuck Norris for punishment. I didn't study that part of the unit.

Bennett's New Deal was basically attempting to persuade people to vote for him because he was saying that he was going to have "political reform" or some shit. I didn't study that part either, but I still got like an 88 on my test.

Probably putting that Bennett's New Deal (some kind of Canadian politic from the 30's) used Chuck Norris for punishment. I didn't study that part of the unit.

Bennett's New Deal was basically attempting to persuade people to vote for him because he was saying that he was going to have "political reform" or some shit. I didn't study that part either, but I still got like an 88 on my test.

dont want to turn this into some canadian history thread, but oh well, here it goes: didnt his plans fail? Bennett didnt do anything better to fix the depression in Canada than Mackenzie King.

I just draw pictures all over the place, most of my exams and whatever were always surrounded by pictures and symbols etc. There was one time I tried to replicate some things on the test, it was a multiple choice test where you had to tick the box for a, b, c, d etc... I had no idea wtf the test was about so I was drawing extra boxes in the hope that they would think mine was tampered with and let me get away with not doing it anyways after spending 30 minutes carefully re-drawing about 6 boxes I got bored and started adding other answer options, that gave it away

Hmm well I had this question where it asked me how did Red Indians communicate and I drew these two Indians (they looked more like Hippies) smoking and clouds moving towards each other but other than that I just come up with some out of point answer to try and score some marks or just leave it blank.

i dunno? something like "I really tired hard! please give me partial credit! how about 5/10?"

dont really tests that much..

Question: What is the _ _ _ _ (eg. CDFI)?

My answer: An acronym.

The best thing I've heard is this though. Last year for part of our Socials final exam we had to prepare to write an essay on one of 6 topics, then we were given one of them to write about. A guy in my class prepared for just one of them. So his topic sentence was basically this: "Sure the Canadian Pacific Railway's importance to Canada is interesting, but you know what was even more interesting..." Then he just wrote about whatever he wanted to.

I took a lot of art courses, and there was always a bunch of art history questions, like who painted tthis or who was the architect who designed this. The dumbest answer I ever tried was when there was a picture of the Guggenheim Museum, and I guessed that the architect was Frank Guggenhiem.

But my final year, I already had like a 95, so on one of the final tests, there was a picture of Edvard Munch's "The Scream," and it asked what style the painting was, and I wrote 'emo.'

But I remember that a lot of kids used to draw stuff on the pics on the test, one time I remember some guy drew the Mona Lisa like Hitler giving the guy in the next picture a handjob. He got suspended, but he passed the test.

In high school every Swedish test had a reading comprehension and an essay. So I used the reading comprehension and picked up useful words and sentences from it. Now that wasn't so stupid, rather smart, but another guy just wrote the reading comprehension's text as his essay. Even better, he did it in many tests. He didn't get caught once and got 97/99

My friend after we finished our AP Bio test early, filled in boxes on a section of the page that looked like graph paper. He filled in the boxes to spell "THIS SUCKS" and held up the paper for everyone to see.

Question on a test:

What is a Bull market?

a. stocks are rising

b. stocks are fallling

c. The Chicago Bulls will go on another winning streak

Didn't pick c., but lmfao.

Hey I know what a Bull market is! It is A, stocks are rising!

For Food technology, we had to explain what Glazing was so i put down "looking at something" or was it Grazing.. anyways yeah I didn't know what it was.

And for Science, there was this weird ass formula type answer and I was like what... so I just put down 69.

My friend took my study planner and wrote down 1 x MP - Indecent Exposure (MP = Monitor Point = sort of like dermerrit points, 3 points in one category and you get detention). And my Science teacher saw it and he was like "Jugs.... not good, not good."

Yes the teachers call me Jugs.

This was just recent, a Japanese exam. I didn't have time to study for this so when I got the paper, I just wrote whatever I could think of... And there was too much time left and we can leave the class yet. So I drew the map of Japan and circled "Hiroshima"... I drew planes and bombs... and a big "JP BOMBED PEARL ON SUNDAY... CHEATER! NUCLEAR BOMB! EAT IT!!" Yeah, so I submitted that I now I'm starting to feel bad...

Well at my history test i finished the test really early so I was bored and had nothing else to do so I wroted grade on the paper.
Like this:
-Possible points=0
-Students points=0
-Grade=A
I got a 100% on the test and the teacher wroted "you wish" were I puted the 0's.

One time on a test we had to define fossil, my friend wrote "something that's very old. our school has one, it's Mr. Cameron." (who is an english teacher.)

In that same class we did a project where you desing a pyramid. In all the pyramids we learned about they have hygroglyph curses and warnings on the entrance to the tomb... we wrote "FUCK OFF" in hyroglyphs. Not sure if anyone ever translated it though.

Freshman year of high school I had a history teacher who was a BIG Packers fan (I had him sophomore year too for AP). Whenever I didn't know an answer on a quiz, I wrote "Brett Favre is God". The first time I did it, he actually gave me points for spelling "Favre" correctly. He said most 14 year olds can't do that . He only gave me points for doing that once though...I don't think he was very amused after that.

But yeah...I usually take my tests seriously.