Moderator Fun: WHY WUZ I BANNED!?

I thought this could be semi-entertaining, a place where I could post all of the emails I get after someone is banned. If I decide to let them back in I won't post it, but otherwise it's open season. Here's a few to start, my favourite first from the poster formerly known as 2Pac

From: andi kasneci <gjadmwtq@yahoo.com>
To: Jae
Subject: banned
y did u ban me u little bitch cause i made fun of lebron who sux ur cock all day u fuckin faget! u little bitch i wasn't bothering anyone!

After posting an NLSC dynasty under one account and getting himself banned, this guy suddenly starts up another dynasty completely identical to it, and their IP's match. Is it him? Apparentely not...

From: Rakeem Johnson <rakeem_johnson2006@yahoo.com> Mailed-By: yahoo.com
To: Jae
Date: Jan 29, 2006 5:27 PM
Subject: nba forums

WTF!!! I logged into my account an hour ago, everything was fine. Now, I try to log in and it says I have been banned? if u think just because i made a topic saying i was doing a nlsc dynasty like ripmacdre (who has been banned) your wrong dude. i created this account in SEPTEMBER!!! look at my profile. please reply asap and tell me why i have been banned.

This is our friend Boyk who doesn't like me much, this was his peace offering:

From: chris ladewig <laddas_kobe8@hotmail.com> Mailed-By: hotmail.com
To: Jae
Date: Jan 26, 2006 5:09 PM
Subject: Fresh Start?

Jae,
im just gonna ask, you reckon i could comeback?
i miss the place and the discussions there, simple as that.

ill accept any answer, im just throwing it out there

Laddas

From: Jae Mailed-By: gmail.com
To: chris ladewig <laddas_kobe8@hotmail.com>
Date: Jan 28, 2006 11:56 AM
Subject: Re: Fresh Start?

My advice would be find another forum.

Yes I'm a mean bastard, shut up.

From: Avetis Grigoryan <makavetis@sbcglobal.net>
To: Jae
Date: Jan 11, 2006 7:14 PM
Subject: hey fuckin bitch

listen bitch.. im back on the forum already.. its pretty easy to get on with a IP address from Russia. haha .. love them proxies.. you will never outsmart me.. but i will outsmart you. This is only the beginning of soemthing that you will greatly regret. Take care snitching aussie faggot.... who won't be a moderator soon.. Ever heard of Tim? yeah the guy who started the site.. well guess what.. i'll let u find out for urself.. BITCH! haha

I never did find out what he meant by "guess what", he got himself banned twice though.

Remember Mr Funk?

From: Vincent Prefernototell <master15funk@yahoo.com> Mailed-By: yahoo.com
To: Jae
Date: Mar 11, 2006 3:11 PM
Subject: A "Funky" Mistake

.............Yup, you guess it! It's Mr.Funk here! I said I wasn't going to post on your forum again, and I wasn't, but the next day I was curious to see what everyone was saying about me. So I decided to check back in...I was SHOCK to discover out of all those who were talking trash (10 times worst than me) I was the only one who was banned. And I wasn't even the agressor on anyone of the heated discussions. And add to it the fact that I was also the only one who didn't use foul language on my posts.

Explanation? I hope it ain't because I was the outsider and ya'll are cool with each other, and when I mess with one of them, I mess with'em all, including you.

And again...

From: Vincent Prefernototell <master15funk@yahoo.com> Mailed-By: yahoo.com
To: Jae
Date: Mar 12, 2006 4:24 AM
Subject: Mistaken Again

If you check the dates that "Mr.Funk" and "Mr.funk2" sign up, you would see a huge time difference. I originally sign up with mr.funk and was posting on the "nba live 06 forum" because I was trying to convince people how the 2k series is a sim and the live series is an arcade game.

I play 2k, so the live forum did not interest me all that much, so after I got my point across I stop posting at that forum for a long time. When I was at my friend's house one day, I check back for fun, and I found out that there is a "NBA discussion forum" and "General discussion forum." By then, I really wanted to start posting again since I love basketball and the NBA. But I was out for so a long I forget my password. So I sign up a new account. When I went home, and type in the lettle "m", I found out that it remembers my account name and password. Now I have two accounts. I posted my first thread about the government...and surprise, I was an enemy to everyone on the forum. So if I was to post another thread asking for help to find a college to go, I don't think "Mr.Funk" would get any help. So I use my other account.

And I said this before. I didn't use my hidden account to defend my other account when posters were all over me. That just prove that I did not deliberately use two accounts for a purpose.

Well I'm convinced...

From: Vincent Prefernototell <master15funk@yahoo.com> Mailed-By: yahoo.com
To: Jae
Date: Mar 12, 2006 5:17 PM
Subject: The truth finally comes out!

Ok, maybe I did use my two accounts deliberately. But I have review the forum rules...guess whate "Mr. mod who don't know the rules," it did not articulate that I cannot have two accounts. But crush all that. If going against the rules got me banned (according to you), why don't you ban other people as well?

Read on:

"Do not flame other members. This includes (but is not limited to):

* Insulting criticisms or remarks
* Profanity directed towards another forum member
* Racial/ethnic slurs
* Using your signature/avatar to insult others"


Does Riot ring a bell?

# "Heed requests and warnings from moderators and administrators when rules have been broken. We reserve the right to ban or delete members who continually cause problems in the Forum."

I can comprehend why you didn't send me a warning....awe...it was because I did not break any rule.

Now concede the the obvious fact; You banned me because I was the outsider.

Although I still would like to have an account on the forum, but it really don't matter. But anyways, I don't have Andrew's email.

I the reason I keep mailing you is because I want an explanation, since you're the one who banned me. You have given one reason, but it's not really the real reason. But either way, your exposition has no justification in banning me. Admit it. I was a pain in the neck for your buddies, thus I was a pain in your neck.

He's just as wankerish as his name.

THE S FILES

ShAuN. Dear God this guy never gave up. After banning #1

From: SCallahan09@aol.com <SCallahan09@aol.com> Mailed-By: aol.com
To: Jae
Date: Mar 14, 2006 12:22 PM
Subject: nlsc

hey you probally know its ShAuN from nlsc. You know that last post that was posted by me about me saying bogut sucks and stupid shit.

I know this is going to sound really lame and bullshit, and i finally got ur email so i wanted to tell you this.

I swear to god im not lying, it sounds really weak but my friend was over and he was on the computer while i was watching tv. he was like hey shaun look what i just wrote after like 15 minutes after he posted it. I really didn't write that i swear to god. Im not desperate or anything, but its gay how he did that and im banned now. Can you "un-ban" me (i guess i would say) please. It does sound retarded but i didn't write it. just email me back scallahan09@aol.com thanks man. Ohh yea btw, my aim sn is shauncx9 if u wanna just im me.

His friend did it you see.

This was after I told him I'd put it up for review:

Date: 3/14/2006 19:11:16 EST
From: SCallahan09@aol.com
To: Jae
Subject: Re: NLSC All headers

Aright thanks man. I appriciate it. Im letting you know, if it ever happens
again, Ill never ask you to let me in again. Its just that my friend was being
an ass. Thanks man

Such a nice boy. That evil friend though

So time goes on and I do nothing, he gets a little impatient:

Date: 3/19/2006 21:02:24 EST
From: SCallahan09@aol.com
To: Jae
Subject: Hey All headers

Hey, Im jw about the last email I sent you. I really want to be a user there
man. I really wish you could believe me, although it sounds pathetic. But I
swear to god Im not lying. If I wrote that, why would I be emailing u to join
up again. Anyways just let me know.

I'm really beginning to dislike his friend by now.

This is after I unbanned him.

Date: 3/20/2006 18:56:02 EST
From: SCallahan09@aol.com
To: Jae
Subject: Re: Hey All headers

I know its not understandable, but Im not lying. Thanks very much man. I
really appriciate it. Nothing else will happen.

See I am a nice guy afterall

So anyways ShAuN comes back and gets himself banned in like a week. This is him politely requesting a reason for his banning:

Date: 4/13/2006 17:20:52 EDT
From: SCallahan09@aol.com
To: Jae
Subject: (no subject) All headers


WTF why am I fucking banned? If its racism that's fucking BULL SHIT. Im not
racist and lets look at the post u wrote:

Its from Ardens post in NLSC Issues:

I agree with Dahl on this, I mean come on, you're acting like he posted
something like "Well he has big lips, kinda makes him look like a FUCKING UGLY
N**GER, KILL THEM ALL!! WHITE POWER! WHITE POWER! etc" where he didn't,
whatsoever. You would've been better off PM'ing Conrad or Andrew, or at the very
least putting this thread in the right section to begin with. If you want an
apology, PM him for it. If you want to whinge, grandstand and generally draw
attention to yourself, by all means, make a thread like this in NBA Live
Announcements.

Why am I banned though?

I told him that I didn't ban him, and that he probably could've used a better line of questioning if he wanted to be re-instated:

Date: 4/14/2006 14:42:51 EDT
From: SCallahan09@aol.com
To: Jae
Subject: Re: (no subject) All headers

I really dont give a rats ass. Why did I get banned though??? I didn't even
do anything can you just see why I got banned.

So I tell him the reason he was banned...

Date: 4/15/2006 00:06:01 EDT
From: SCallahan09@aol.com
To: Jae
Subject: Re: (no subject)

YOu know
that's bs.Im saying that letting illegal hispanic
people in the country who got over here by jumping the border is wrong and they
should be allowed. I never said all imagrants are bad I said illegal aliens
are. Cmon man I know me and you dont like eachother but you know that's not
right.

Thus ends it thank God. I figured some of you guys might like reading this crap, I'll post more as they come in. I know for sure Andrew has alot more than I do.

I've got the continuance of ShAuN if you want.

Edit: Here goes:

SCallahan09@aol.com +Add contact To: _jackal@hotmail.comSubject: (no subject)


Hey its ShAuN from NLSC...Im just wondering why I got banned?? Let me know

I explain to him why he was banned + his history (previous ban) wasn't a plus point on his sheet either.

SCallahan09@aol.com +Add contact To: _jackal@hotmail.comSubject: Re: It's quite simple.


I didn't let my friend use my account. I let him on my computer while I was playing 2k6. Sorry if I offended you, but you never asked me to stop, and if it bothered you so much, why did you keep going in their? I was just making a statement on why we shouldn't let illegals in the country, but Ill drop that.

And btw whats the offensive term? Alien? Im just curious......If it was offensive then dont look at it. Your complaining about that, and meanwhile I had like 5 members calling me fat...lol. So whatever man its not fair that I got banned.

So I reply, and this is what I get back:

SCallahan09@aol.com +Add contact To: _jackal@hotmail.comSubject: Re: Actually, I did.


ARE YOU SERIOUS????? ALIEN IS NOT A RACIST WORD! SP*C WOULD BE BUT DID I EVER USE THAT WORD????????

THATS BS YOU ONLY BANNED ME BECAUSE YOU KNEW I WAS RIGHT AND YOU WERE WRONG. THATS F*CKING BS

As you can see, civilness went right out the window.

SCallahan09@aol.com +Add contact To: _jackal@hotmail.comSubject: Re: (no subject)


Your a pussy. You know Im right your a piece of shit. Go blow Jae some more and go fuck your alien friends you fucking cunt

SCallahan09@aol.com +Add contact To: _jackal@hotmail.comSubject: Re: (no subject)


SPIC NIGGER KYKE

Kyke's a new one for me, had never heard of that one. I'm not black, nor am I hispanic.

SCallahan09@aol.com +Add contact To: _jackal@hotmail.comSubject: Re: (no subject)


I may be fat but atleast Im a whore....Your probally a cock loving ass fucking queer

SCallahan09@aol.com +Add contact To: _jackal@hotmail.comSubject: Re: (no subject)


Yea ok...#1 You basically just admitted that your gay...which is ok as long as your in San fransisco you god damn queer

Go spend 6 more hours on nlsc you looser.....And Jae told me, hes sick of you on your knees he wants you bent over. hahaha queers

Everyone knows I'm a fag, everyone knows I live in...San Fransisco?

SCallahan09@aol.com +Add contact To: _jackal@hotmail.comSubject: Re: (no subject)

I dont really care anymore. Im not glued to it like you are....You probally sped like 8 hours a day on there. Oh, and btw I may be a cunt but your the one that's Mom has one.

SCallahan09@aol.com +Add contact To: _jackal@hotmail.comSubject: Re: (no subject)


A cunt is a dirty pussy smartass.....I dont give a shit about NLSC I just like saying shit about you. Now be gone and go blow your alien friends

Basically the reason ShAuN is such a moron is because his mom doesn't have a cunt, he was popped straight out of her asshole.

How did I know that my name was going to show up in one of these emails?

SCallahan09@aol.com +Add contact To: _jackal@hotmail.comSubject: Re: (no subject)


SPIC NIGGER KYKE

Kyke's a new one for me, had never heard of that one. I'm not black, nor am I hispanic.

I think that has to do with being Jewish or something like that... the only time I've ever heard it was in the movie American History X.

Ah well, whatever floats his boat, he can go elsewhere with his racist shit.

I may be fat but atleast Im a whore....Your probally a cock loving ass fucking queer

....he called himself fat and a whore

ShAuN's a bitch.

Finally a post I actually read of yours, honestly, I seriously skip all your small fonted posts.

I knew Shaun was a little whiney wanker, but jesus christ he takes it to another level in those e-mails.

I dont really care anymore. Im not glued to it like you are....You probally sped like 8 hours a day on there. Oh, and btw I may be a cunt but your the one that's Mom has one.

I found this ironic because he was the one who was so eager to get back to NLSC.

I actually had to go look up KYKE.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kyke

I must say reading Shaun's posts kinda disturbed me. Specifically the racial slurs. Its also very sad how he repeatedly says he doesnt care yet he sends all these messages to mods and such. Sounds to me like he's the obsessive one. Calling people pussies and swearing doesnt really help his image either.

Oh well, I hope I never get in a sitution where I am banned.

remind me never to email you if i ever get banned

Who me? Or Jae? I'm a puddy-tat.

From: andi kasneci <gjadmwtq@yahoo.com>
To: Jae
Subject: banned
y did u ban me u little bitch cause i made fun of lebron who sux ur cock all day u fuckin faget! u little bitch i wasn't bothering anyone!

Hilarious.

I'm glad ShAuN, PHX4LIFE, kobe101 and any other retard is gone.

did PHX4LIFE get banned?

But I have review the forum rules...guess whate "Mr. mod who don't know the rules," it did not articulate that I cannot have two accounts.

I actually had to check that one because even though it's been in place for ages and is enforced, I wasn't sure if I'd remembered to include it when we amended the rules a couple of years ago. But it's there, and has been long before he sent his email.

Do not sign up for more than one account

As you may freely change your username, there is no need to register more than one account. Members who sign up for more than one account will have their additional accounts deleted, and will be reminded of this rule.

In my experience, those who say they don't care about being banned and will just move on...really do care and won't move on. Otherwise we wouldn't get the pleading emails and people trying to circumvent the ban control and causing more trouble.

Lol, some people are sad.

Hey Jae, you should let Laddas back. He's an alright bloke.

Lol, some people are sad.

Hey Jae, you should let Laddas back. He's an alright bloke.

*Jae pulls out a bunch of hate mail received from Laddas*

Yeah, I think hell would freeze over first.

OMG, ShAuN is such a twisted, fat, racist bitch, I can't believe it. I remember that discussion where he tried to make his point by stating that not ALL immigrants were bad people, only those who jumped the border were. Yeah, sure. Everyone who tries to make a living in the U.S. for himself and his family, who have to live way below the poverty line, is completely rotten inside IF he got there illegally. Man, I wonder if ShAuN ever saw American history X. It's exactly the same dumb debate about racial disposition for crime.

That movie is too smart for ShAuN, besides, it didn't start Paul Pierce.

LOL yeah, but a black guy got his face busted on a kerb. ShAuN must've liked that.

That's hilarious. I'm sure Shaun hurt your feelings Jackal...

did PHX4LIFE get banned?

Yeah, when did this happen? <does a happy dance>

some real funny stuff there...

OMG, ShAuN is such a twisted, fat, racist bitch

Right on.


I just think its so funny that Shaun is such a(n) ass/retard that he has a German calling him racist.

*This is in no way racist btw, just an observation*:oops:

Forgive me if that didnt come out too well. Its just so hard to evaluate Shauns stupidity.