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Idiotic yet so true

Sat Apr 29, 2006 3:44 am

if you like we can post our truamatic yet funny life experiences here;

here's mine.

i was taking a pee break to this peeing cubicle, i opened my khaki color pants , remember the ones after you unzipped the clothe just bubbles out in front of your dick? well i accidentally pee on them. now i have this HUGE and i mean HUGE wet spot at my pants.

no matter. i return back to where i came from with wetness between my legs.

Re: Idiotic yet so true

Sat Apr 29, 2006 3:59 am

MacGuyver wrote: remember the ones after you unzipped the clothe just bubbles out in front of your dick?


I dont understand that part. What bubbling?

Sat Apr 29, 2006 3:59 am

when i was younger, about 6 months old, i shit my pants.

Sat Apr 29, 2006 4:00 am

arent you still in diapers at that age?

Sat Apr 29, 2006 4:04 am

Air Robinson 4 wrote:when i was younger, about 6 months ago, i shit my pants.


shame on you...thats so sad. :boohoo:

Sat Apr 29, 2006 4:16 am

Maybe ill post my funny experience later when I'm going to fell like or do something stupid and idiotic.

Good one Yohance :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Idiotic yet so true

Sat Apr 29, 2006 4:26 am

MacGuyver wrote:i was taking a pee break to this peeing cubicle, i opened my khaki color pants , remember the ones after you unzipped the clothe just bubbles out in front of your dick? well i accidentally pee on them. now i have this HUGE and i mean HUGE wet spot at my pants.

Ohhh yeah... i remmber thos ones where bubbles just come out in front o yor dcick.. yeh those... :?

Re: Idiotic yet so true

Sat Apr 29, 2006 4:29 am

Nick wrote:
MacGuyver wrote:i was taking a pee break to this peeing cubicle, i opened my khaki color pants , remember the ones after you unzipped the clothe just bubbles out in front of your dick? well i accidentally pee on them. now i have this HUGE and i mean HUGE wet spot at my pants.

Ohhh yeah... i remmber thos ones where bubbles just come out in front o yor dcick.. yeh those... :?


Hahaha. What are ypu talking about MacGuyver? :lol:

Sat Apr 29, 2006 4:53 am

:lol: This thread is funny

What I think he meant to say was, "my clothes bobbled up in front of my dick and I peed on them"

Sat Apr 29, 2006 8:23 am

rofl, peeing cubicle? You mean a bathroom stall?

Sat Apr 29, 2006 8:29 am

What a coicidence. A fat kid in my class peed his pants in English class today.

Sat Apr 29, 2006 9:44 am

i remember my best mates little brother peeing his pants on purpose for money

Sat Apr 29, 2006 9:48 am

Fitzy wrote:i remember my best mates little brother peeing his pants on purpose for money


hahaha thats just gross. :lol:

Re: Idiotic yet so true

Sat Apr 29, 2006 11:12 am

MacGuyver wrote:if you like we can post our truamatic yet funny life experiences here;

here's mine.

i was taking a pee break to this peeing cubicle, i opened my khaki color pants , remember the ones after you unzipped the clothe just bubbles out in front of your dick? well i accidentally pee on them. now i have this HUGE and i mean HUGE wet spot at my pants.

no matter. i return back to where i came from with wetness between my legs.


isnt that your condom? i think you forgot to remove them... disgusting**** lol :mrgreen:

Sat Apr 29, 2006 1:06 pm

I was about to ask a girl out about two years ago, but right before i said something, one idiot friend of my suddenly shouted out running at me and that girl that I liked her :x . She was about to slap me in the face but then a teacher came into the classroom :lol: .

Sat Apr 29, 2006 1:27 pm

dadamafia wrote:
Fitzy wrote:i remember my best mates little brother peeing his pants on purpose for money


hahaha thats just gross. :lol:

whats worse is that we didnt pay him :evil:

Sat Apr 29, 2006 1:53 pm

Mofo wrote:I was about to ask a girl out about two years ago, but right before i said something, one idiot friend of my suddenly shouted out running at me and that girl that I liked her :x . She was about to slap me in the face but then a teacher came into the classroom :lol: .

1st question: why would she slap you for your idiot friend running and shouting?
2nd question: what were you doing asking her out in a classroom?

Sat Apr 29, 2006 6:08 pm

yeah, i don't get that. you were about to ask her out, wouldn't that mean you like her? So she would've slapped you anyway.

Sat Apr 29, 2006 6:47 pm

Fitzy wrote:
dadamafia wrote:
Fitzy wrote:i remember my best mates little brother peeing his pants on purpose for money


hahaha thats just gross. :lol:

whats worse is that we didnt pay him :evil:


is this who i'm thinking of? :o

also about a month ago at school all these yr 11's were trying to make some Asian yr 10 to drink some piss in a cup :lol:
i'm not sure if he did, but heres hoping

Sat Apr 29, 2006 7:02 pm

so sorry to create some confusion in my previous post. thanks cyanide for making it a bit clear. anyways i always have tiny pees at my boxers during peeing. you know tiny droplets. so after peeing if a girl undresses me, hehe that will not be a good sight to see :)

Sat Apr 29, 2006 7:05 pm

I dreamed that I'm going to the bathroom to pee. Then I pee...
Then oops! I really urinated onto my bed... :oops: :x

That was like 5 years ago, still very embarrassing but funny. :lol:

Sat Apr 29, 2006 8:06 pm

I remember one year ago.Me and my friends were playing soccer and one kid try to score a goal then sudenly he shited himself .And you could even see the shit on his pants and man he smelled too. :shifty:
Last edited by Pera on Sun Apr 30, 2006 2:01 am, edited 1 time in total.

Sun Apr 30, 2006 1:42 am

i shited himself

You shitted on him? :shock:

Sun Apr 30, 2006 2:02 am

Drex wrote:
i shited himself

You shitted on him? :shock:

:oops: My bad, I'm gonna edited.

Sun Apr 30, 2006 2:30 am

Colin wrote:
Mofo wrote:I was about to ask a girl out about two years ago, but right before i said something, one idiot friend of my suddenly shouted out running at me and that girl that I liked her :x . She was about to slap me in the face but then a teacher came into the classroom :lol: .

1st question: why would she slap you for your idiot friend running and shouting?
2nd question: what were you doing asking her out in a classroom?


1. I guess she didnt like me after all :? ?

2. Good question...why the fuck did i try asking in a classroom :oops:
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