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Postby ceewah on Fri Apr 14, 2006 5:09 am

I'm so bored here at work, so I wanna see what ya'll got with momma jokes..
Here ill start:

Yo momma is so fat.. When she turns around, they throw her a welcome back party!!!!!!!!
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Postby Cameron on Fri Apr 14, 2006 5:18 am

Your mother is so ugly............ it affects her self esteem!!!

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Postby Mazzocchi on Fri Apr 14, 2006 5:20 am

Because of school, I can not stand annything dealing with moms annymore (N)
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Postby Jing on Fri Apr 14, 2006 5:21 am

your mother was so fat that her graduation photo was an aerial..
(^^^ off some random joke site)
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Postby Blasphemy on Fri Apr 14, 2006 5:40 am

Yo mamas so fat when she jumped up in the air she got stuck

Yo mamas so fat she stepped on a scale and it said get the fuck off :lol:
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Postby Chris. on Fri Apr 14, 2006 5:41 am

Eddie Murphy wrote:
your mum's so fat, her belt's bigger than the equator
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Postby shadowgrin on Fri Apr 14, 2006 5:47 am

There are a fair number of sites that give all the yo momma jokes. I googled it for you, HERE.

I see this thread as another spamathon or the one word thread. :scold:
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Postby Fewrookies-From2kW/Love on Fri Apr 14, 2006 5:53 am

Yo momma so old....she witness the miracle of Christ first hand.
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Yo momma so old...when the Lord said "let there be light," she hit the switch
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Yo momma so fat....Mo'nique got jealous
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Yo momma so fat....she needed to lose weight to be a sumo wrestler
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Yo momma so fat....when she step on a scale, it said one person at a time
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Yo momma so stupid...she brought a pencil and paper to her DNA test...and then fail!
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Postby Gator on Fri Apr 14, 2006 6:17 am

Yo momma so fat, that even Ripsley's couldn't believe it!
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Postby Blasphemy on Fri Apr 14, 2006 6:32 am

ThEiNFaMoUs wrote:Yo momma so fat, that even Ripsley's couldn't believe it!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby The Other Kevin on Fri Apr 14, 2006 6:36 am

Yo mamma so fat, when she walk her butt claps.
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Postby ceewah on Fri Apr 14, 2006 6:44 am

Yo mommas teeth so yellow... everytime she smiles the traffic slows down.
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Postby KIG1 on Fri Apr 14, 2006 6:48 am

yo mamma is so fat that when she sits in a classroom, she sits next to everybody.

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Postby Pera on Fri Apr 14, 2006 6:57 am

Yo mamma is so fat,that she needs to take a taxi from the bed to the bathroom.
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Postby Laxation on Fri Apr 14, 2006 6:58 am

This thread is so gay, when it has children... theyre going to be gay too
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Postby cyanide on Fri Apr 14, 2006 7:03 am

The only one I remember is: yo momma so hairy, when she gave birth to you, you got rugburn.
if you were killed tomorrow, i WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN THE MOTHA FUCKER THAT KILLED U!
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Postby ceewah on Fri Apr 14, 2006 7:06 am

Yo mommas so old, there was no history class at her school.
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Postby BOSS on Fri Apr 14, 2006 7:31 am

YO MOMMA'S SO FAT, THAT WHEN SHE WAS WEIGHING HERSELF, IT SAID TO BE CONTINUED ...
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Postby SVG18 on Fri Apr 14, 2006 7:43 am

Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
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Postby shadowgrin on Fri Apr 14, 2006 8:36 am

Yo momma so stupid she gave birth to you.
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Postby Buckley on Fri Apr 14, 2006 8:40 am

I hate yo momma jokes.......

None of mine are any good...
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Postby Its_asdf on Fri Apr 14, 2006 8:42 am

I'm not the type of person to remember such idiotic crap, but I do remember someone telling me this one:

Your mom is so stupid she brought a spoon to the superbowl.
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Postby Jackal on Fri Apr 14, 2006 9:01 am

If anyone has been here long enough to remember, we already had this thread. :)
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Postby The GOAT on Fri Apr 14, 2006 9:07 am

yeah I do remember that....

here's a list off of a myspace bulletin:

myspace wrote:1. yo mama so stupid...she tried to put m&m's in alphabetical order. lol (keona)

2. yo mama teeth so yellow...when she close her mouth, her teeth shine thru her stomach. lol (keona)

3. yo mama so poor...she suck on flavored condoms whenever she run out of food stamps. lol(keona)

4.yo mama so stupid, when I gave her my sprint fone she started runnin. lol (nicole)

5.yo mama so stupid when u was born she looked at ur umbilical cord and said "Hey it comes with cable too" lol (nicole)

6.yo mama so fat i walked around her twice and got lost(chelsea)

7.yo mama gotta plastic lip wit a dread hangin from dat bitch(tony)

8.yo momma so dark when she walk around fireflys follow her in da daytime.(anthony)

9.yo momma so bowlegged when she walk it look like they are apologizing for cuting in front of each other.
"excuse me, pardon me, excuse, pardon me."(sherman)

10.yo momma so bucked toothed when she sneeze she bite into her chest(sherman)

11.yo momma foot so big she use a real tree for her timberland sign(sherman)

12. yo momma so ugly people say she look like CRUNCHY BLACK...JUICY J.....AND.....DJ.PAUL......,(ANTHONY)

13. yo momma so ugly she got loked in a grocery store and starved to death.(anthony)

14. yo momma so cross eyed ya daddy left her cuz she was lookin at another man(tweety

15. yo momma so fat her picture heavy (treasure)

16. yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes (treasure)

17. yo momma so fat she has more chins than a hong kong phone book

18. Yo momma so ugly she ran away from reflection!!!!

19. yo momma so crosseyed, when she cry tears go down her back( Young Breeze)

20. yo momma so dumb she sold her car for some gas money

21. yo mama so fat when she jumps she goes straight 2 hell

22. yo mama is jus lik a vacum she sucks blows an gets laid in the closet (Joe)

23. yo mommas like a doorknob, every1 gets a turn. (suzy)

24. yo momma is so fat, when she sits on a rainbow, skittles pop out. (suzy)
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Postby ceewah on Fri Apr 14, 2006 9:34 am

Yo momma is so old, when I told her to act her own age... She died...
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