muscles

by **melo15boy** on Thu Mar 30, 2006 8:50 am

how come my muscles look flat until i flex....then they say dangg u got big muscles....but why do I have mine flat? but whenever i flex the are a lot bigger?

by **Cable** on Thu Mar 30, 2006 8:57 am

Did someone tell you to pump some iron so the girl will like you? Everyone's muscles get bigger when they flex.

by **cyanide** on Thu Mar 30, 2006 9:17 am

This must be a joke.

by **melo15boy** on Thu Mar 30, 2006 9:18 am

ummmmm.... no

by **cyanide** on Thu Mar 30, 2006 9:19 am

How old are you?

by **melo15boy** on Thu Mar 30, 2006 9:21 am

by **Jackal** on Thu Mar 30, 2006 9:22 am

We have got to up the age limit on the forums.

Actually, forget the age limit, I propose a brain limit.

by **The GOAT** on Thu Mar 30, 2006 9:23 am

I like brain limit better. I refuse to have this retard represent me.

by **Jackal** on Thu Mar 30, 2006 9:25 am

Mike, is it me or have you like been 13 for the last 2 years?

by **cyanide** on Thu Mar 30, 2006 9:26 am

I agree, it's been a little too long.

by **melo15boy** on Thu Mar 30, 2006 9:26 am

everytime i do 50 push ups i see no difference

by **The GOAT** on Thu Mar 30, 2006 9:27 am

Jackal wrote:Mike, is it me or have you like been 13 for the last 2 years?

my birthdays 10/18/92. Do the math

It takes a lot more than 50 pushups to develop muscle gain.

by **Laxation** on Thu Mar 30, 2006 9:34 am

heres what you do

-go down to your local gym, and look for the guy with the biggest muscles
-ask him for steroids
-take the roids
-get busted for taking the roids
-have your computer priveleges taken away by your parents because you took roids

everyone wins!

by **Jackal** on Thu Mar 30, 2006 9:35 am

And since you'll be bored since you can't post on the NLSC...

Go down to the girl's house & rape her.

Oh wait...wrong thread.

Edit: Same person, same advice.

by **Laxation** on Thu Mar 30, 2006 9:40 am

maybe he wants to bulk up so he can rape her! :shock:

hes insane!

by **Jackal** on Thu Mar 30, 2006 10:09 am

The only muscle you need for that is your schlong.

by **Ruff Ryder** on Thu Mar 30, 2006 10:15 am

Jackal wrote:The only muscle you need for that is your schlong.

He doesn't know how to flex it yet.

by **J@3** on Thu Mar 30, 2006 11:11 am

Jackal wrote:Mike, is it me or have you like been 13 for the last 2 years?

Anyways here's what you do.

First tell her you post at the NLSC, tell her it's where professional basketballers come to hang out but they thought you were so cool they let you stick around.

Secondly, give me the password to your account so I can give you an awesome custom title and sig, stating that you are a pro basketballer in training. She'll love it, don't worry about doing weights.

by **-BHZMAFIA-** on Thu Mar 30, 2006 11:42 am

Well the late birthday explains it all. It did kinda seem like you've been 13 for awhile now. But is it like the brains of most middle schoolers now are like smaller than the previous middle schoolers? When I was in middle school, I didn't need to ask these type of questions and stuff and I knew about mostly all the stuff there is to know about girls. Are you just real late or something?

by **The GOAT** on Thu Mar 30, 2006 11:56 am

No, this kid's just a complete moron.

by **melo15boy** on Thu Mar 30, 2006 12:10 pm

12/17/1992

by **The GOAT** on Thu Mar 30, 2006 12:16 pm

yeah your only two months younger than me. The shit your asking abotu I knew when I was like 6 or 7.

by **Cable** on Thu Mar 30, 2006 12:17 pm

I'll bet you knew more at 6 ot 7 than most teenagers do.

by **melo15boy** on Thu Mar 30, 2006 1:03 pm

can i lock this??

by **J@3** on Thu Mar 30, 2006 1:10 pm

Yeah, just click the padlock at the bottom of your screen.

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