You kicked my dog.

[Jackal]

In 2000, I heard this audio file on my childhood friend's computer, it was during my summer vacations that I had gone back to Suriname and me and him were totally bored out of our minds, we couldn't go to the go kart thing since we kind of sort of blew up one of the carts, so suddenly he's like, dude, why did your daughter kick my dog? I had not a fucking clue as to what he was talking about, after seeing my puzzled face, he let me hear it. Dude, I literally fell off the chair laughing.

Keep in mind, the both of us are NRI's, so we found it fucking hilarious. Anyways, have a listen.

http://www.hahahumor.com/funny-flash-an ... .php?id=49

My favorite bits:

Kerpal: "Why did she do it?"
Abtar: "I don't know, she didn't say?"

Kerpal: "She did, she did, she's lying to you...you fucking guy."

Abtar: "Where from you speaking?"
Kerpal: "I am speaking from my house."

Kerpal: "My dog, she kicked it, now I'm going to fuck her."

Abtar: "No, no, I don't know."
Kerpal: "She did, don't lie you fucking guy."
Abtar: "Ey! Why you...don't talk like that!!"
Kerpal: "FUCK YOU!"
Kerpal: "You know damn right what she do."

Kerpal: "Your daughter kicked my dog."
Abtar: "Which daughter?"
Kerpal: "YOU KNOW DAMN RIGHT!!"
Kerpal: "You bastard."

Daughter: "Where the hell do you live?"
Kerpal: "You dont ask dumb question."
Daughter: "You live on Lamtitude?"
Kerpal: "No..you just shutup! You try to confuse!"

Kerpal: "You do not tell me damn right."
Kerpal: "You do not swear at me."

Best part ever:

Kerpal: "I'm going to kill you."
Daughter: "You're going to kill us?"
Kerpal: "No I'm not, just kidding! "

Kerpal: "You don't tell me to fuck, you say bad word!"
Kerpal: "Fuck you you, you do not tell me fuck you, fuck you no."

Kerpal: "Shutup, shutup, shutup, shutup."
Daughter: "Don't tell me to shutup."
Kerpal: "Shutup, you stink."
Daughter: "Oh I stink? You stink."
Kerpal: "No you don't stink."
Daughter: "Oh yes you do."
Kerpal: "I do not stink."
"I think you do."
Kerpal: "Fuck you."
Kerpal: "Just because I'm Paki doesn't mean I stink."

[Emiliano]

I heard this a while ago too, like 2 years ago. It's really worth the listen. Hillarious...pure gold

[Steve [The Spiderman]]

Wow, we were just talking about this at lunch today, and how we heard it like 8971342098743 years ago. We were all reciting lines...simply amazing!

[Its_asdf]

Definitely funny, but I heard it a long time ago.... I wasn't even in my teens yet.

[Cable]

Yeah, that's old Jackal. I heard it before I even knew what the Internet was.

[Fitzy]

yeah ive seen that

[BOSS]

Ye man.
This was a old school classic.
Laughin' my ass off listenin to this when I was in elementary.

[The GOAT]

i remember talking about this in 3rd grade lol

[Null17]

I think I've heard of this before

[dada]

I have never seen that. I must be the biggest loser in the world.


"I'm going to kill you."

[TRUball]

Yeah, that is pretty old. But it's just as funny every time I hear it. My friend even put it on a CD a long time ago.

[Nick]

My favorite bits:

Kerpal: "Why did she do it?"
Abtar: "I don't know, she didn't say?"

Kerpal: "She did, she did, she's lying to you...you fucking guy."

Abtar: "Where from you speaking?"
Kerpal: "I am speaking from my house."


Kerpal: "My dog, she kicked it, now I'm going to fuck her."

Abtar: "No, no, I don't know."
Kerpal: "She did, don't lie you fucking guy."
Abtar: "Ey! Why you...don't talk like that!!"
Kerpal: "FUCK YOU!"
Kerpal: "You know damn right what she do."

Kerpal: "Your daughter kicked my dog."
Abtar: "Which daughter?"
Kerpal: "YOU KNOW DAMN RIGHT!!"
Kerpal: "You bastard."

Daughter: "Where the hell do you live?"
Kerpal: "You dont ask dumb question."
Daughter: "You live on Lamtitude?"
Kerpal: "No..you just shutup! You try to confuse!"

Kerpal: "You do not tell me damn right."
Kerpal: "You do not swear at me."

Best part ever:

Kerpal: "I'm going to kill you."
Daughter: "You're going to kill us?"
Kerpal: "No I'm not, just kidding! "

Kerpal: "You don't tell me to fuck, you say bad word!"
Kerpal: "Fuck you you, you do not tell me fuck you, fuck you no."

Kerpal: "Shutup, shutup, shutup, shutup."
Daughter: "Don't tell me to shutup."
Kerpal: "Shutup, you stink."
Daughter: "Oh I stink? You stink."
Kerpal: "No you don't stink."
Daughter: "Oh yes you do."
Kerpal: "I do not stink."
"I think you do."
Kerpal: "Fuck you."
Kerpal: "Just because I'm Paki doesn't mean I stink."

Lol you basically quoted the whole convo.

But yeah i remember this from ages ago... i still love it... thats also strange, because today i recited it aswell I work with sri lankens at my work and today i asked them why he kick my dog We have a good laugh about..

i like the "you bastard" part

[cyanide]

One of the funniest things I've listened to. I'm trying to remember where that was from. I think it's from a CD of these guys who make prank calls but I can't remember the name of these guys

[Jackal]

The maker of the thing isn't really known, people often credit the calls to the Jerky Boys.

[cyanide]

Yes, the Jerky Boys! Ah, I didn't know it might not be the Jerky Boys. Whoever did the call did a really nice job.