Itis Dreams (Dream thread)

[BIG GREEN]

I had dinner round 6...and it was good food that i cooked. Rice pilaf, rotisserie chicken and some creamy pasta on the side with shrimp in it. I ate it..it tasted good with iced capri-sun and tang mixed....cause a black man likes to dine well. This food was too good though..cause it made me sleepy...and if any of u white guys saw dave chappelle..you know the black man gets something called "The Itis".

I hit the sack..and i had this dumbass dream...


I dreamt i had a mission and i needed some guns..but i also needed the perfect sword like that guy dante in the ps2 game "Devil May Cry'. I went to a sporting goods store to get one..and they kept giving me some dumbass swords; one that looked like a scissors..and other little dumb daggers. I kept telling the asian fucker than i wanted a regular big ass sword..like a katana..or the one from conan the barbarian and he kept giving me shitty swords..so i told my mother (cause it would be bought on her credit..mine is fucked) that i wanted to go to another store..'models sporting goods'. End of dream.


Share your "weird ass" dreams with the rest of the forum. However, this isnt an excuse for yall to tell us your sick, perverted wet dreams. We're 99% males in here..we all get them...so no need to tell anyone.

[J@3]

My brother/girlfriend (they are separate people btw) have some weird ass dreams... mine are pretty boring and normal, that being said I don't remember most of them. The last one I had, I was in a competition to push as many people off a cliff as I could. So I was running around the shops getting people to walk to the cliff to look at something, then I'd push them off. I think I pushed about 15 people off the cliff before some guy came up to me and said I had failed. Then he pushed me off the cliff. Then I woke up.

[Nick]

I once had a dream that me and this chick... wait...

I once had a dream that i went to this place in Victoria, Australia, called 'Lake Eildon' (some of you may know it), and i was with my friend and his brother, and we were running down a dirt hill to get to the lake as fast as we could and i tripped over and grazed me knee while they kept running, and i felt like "wait for me!" The next thing i remember in the dream was me arriving at the lake and wondering where the hell everyone was. Then i went surfing (it's a lake, i know, haha) on a 'Quantas' surfboard, hahaha... quantas. And crocodiles were swimming after my board and one of them ate half the quantas surfboard and half my leg, and then i woke up.

For some reason that's the dream i remember the most out of all the others.

[The Other Kevin]

I'm like Jae, I don't really have weird dreams or I don't remember them.

Anyway Yohance, they have swords at Modells'? Gotta go there next time I go to Roosevelt Field.

[BIG GREEN]

That why it was a itis dream..they are always weird. Moral of the story is: dont go to sleep on a full stomach.

[Scotty]

.............although, i'm pretty sure u can't stop dreams

[cyanide]

One of the weirdest dreams I remember was a tiny small fish eating a loaf of bread in a single gulp.

[Emiliano]

Yesterday I had a weird night. I had a dream and then I woke up in the middle of the night, I went back to sleep and I had another dream totally different than the previous one. Then I woke up and this kept happening over and over. I must have had 4 different dreams in the same night, no kidding.

[Jackal]

If I do dream, I can't recall them.

One dream I constantly have is me falling off something very high. I keep falling & then suddenly I wake up and it's like, woah, what a rush.

[Jugs]

I had a dream that i was living in new york and my family were living in Los angeles and a rival gang shot and killed my mother. So i decided to go back to Los Angeles and i met with my sister and brother as well as his best friend and my sisters girlfriend.

But on the way from the airport, the police pulled my taxi over and dragged me in their cop car. They took all my cash and said that I killed a police officer, they framed me and were probably going to use that as blackmail against me.

So they throw me out of the cop car and there happened to be a bmx sitting against the wall. I hopped onto the bike and i drove it back to my mother's house. I went in the house and started having flashbacks from my early childhood involving my other brother who died and it was freaky as shit

I then met up with my brother and sister and the other 2 guys and we went to my mother funeral. Then a rival gang pulled up and started to do a drive by. again, there happened to be some bmx's on the wall across the street so we sprinted over to them and took them and went riding back to our neighbourhood while being chased by a car that was shooting at us.

so we managed to get back and i gained lots of respect from my gang.

then i woke up.

[Jackal]

You sure you were asleep & not playing GTA: SA?

[Jugs]

It was a good story while it lasted

[Jackal]

The whole 6 minutes you mean?

[Jugs]

Do you really think I would know what the hell I am on about?

[Fresh8]

Hey Jackal... are you scared of heights by any chance?

I noticed that ever since I started to have these 'falling' dreams, I started to become more scared of heights. I have dreams where I'm on an esculator and suddenly, the bottom is gone and I'm holding on for dear life... it's horrible cause I wake up and am still in bed but my heart pumps way too fast.

Also noticed that I have a lot of dreams where I can't move, which is very annoying. Especially when I dream of playing basketball and I feel like I don't have the energy to even run.

Not really weird dreams but they are very annoying and recurring ones.

[Big-D]

i have some wierd dreams sommetimes. I hate having an awesome dream and waking up.a lot of times though in my dreams im fighting someone or something because durring the night i yell, punch, curse while sleeping.

[Fresh8]

When you have a really good dream and you wake up just becuase you do and you wanna get back to sleep, u usally don't... and it sucks lol Especially if ur seeing someone special in ur dream

[Doobie]

One dream I constantly have is me falling off something very high. I keep falling & then suddenly I wake up and it's like, woah, what a rush.

It feels like you just fell from the sky and landed on your bed? Happens to me ALL the time , I get mad scared.

[Jona]

Dude, this thread's timing was just perfect.
I just dreamt this last night.

I was in the third floor of my house, in a swimming suit, and just came back from the trip we made to the south of Chile and Argentina. Instead of the real things I bought, I had ridiculous things.
I had a strange thing you build, like those blocks, but it also had cables and wires. Then I had a Lego that had "Unabomber" in the label and it had a ship and pirates in it. I also had some tapes, those you play in the radio, one Rush and one Iron Maiden.

Pretty bizarre.

[Its_asdf]

I have a shitload of retarded dreams, almost daily.

I can't remember any of them after a few days though.

[Drex]

I can't remember my dreams.

[BIG GREEN]

Everytime i fall in a dream..all i do is focus and i "hover" like magneto. It's like i do some matrix shit..and i float..not fly..but float slowly to any where i want. It especially happens when im going down steps....i just float down them; I guess that means i dont have a fobia for heights.

[Doobie]

I am seriously afraid of heights . I can't stand to close to a window or look down a window , I start crying .

[Scotty]

just to make sure-u all know that dreams only go for 2-3 seconds max........they just feel longer that's all

[Emiliano]

just to make sure-u all know that dreams only go for 2-3 seconds max........they just feel longer that's all

Seriously? I never knew that. It's fascinating how the mind works...