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Postby Doobie on Wed Dec 21, 2005 1:22 pm

to see if a girl is a virgin or not? Theres so many rumors , but are any true. Here a few I've heard ....

-Wide Hips
-Large Gap inbetween legs
-Lose "lips" (labia's)
-Bloated pubic area

Is there any way at all to prove if a girl is a virgin or not? Sorry , I'm bored :-)
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Postby Indy on Wed Dec 21, 2005 1:23 pm

You fuck her, if she sucks at it, she's a virgin.
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Postby cyanide on Wed Dec 21, 2005 2:57 pm

To tell if she's not a virgin: If she walks bowlegged... Also, if you see something wet dripping down her pant leg or even moisture forming in her anal area.
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Postby J@3 on Wed Dec 21, 2005 3:07 pm

:shock:

Just ask, if she's a whore she'll give you an answer. If she's not she'll get offended.
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Postby SkipToMy_Lou on Wed Dec 21, 2005 3:15 pm

Get your viginometor out and if it flashes she's a virgin
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Postby J@3 on Wed Dec 21, 2005 3:17 pm

By virginometer do you mean "nice car"?
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Postby SkipToMy_Lou on Wed Dec 21, 2005 3:20 pm

Jae wrote:By virginometer do you mean "nice car"?


No...I mean the high tech device I stole off Shaq that flashes when a virgin is near.

Oh wait your right a car would do that too
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Postby J@3 on Wed Dec 21, 2005 3:24 pm

The virginometer also doesn't come with multiple wogs who hang out the window yelling things at afformentioned virgin.

I'm sure Shaq could afford one though.
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Postby air gordon on Wed Dec 21, 2005 3:45 pm

Indy wrote:You fuck her, if she sucks at it, she's a virgin.

not necessarily. a lot of girls that have had sex can still remain bad in the sack, especially the ones that haven't had an orgasm or are insecure about themselves. or some can just be lazy fucks or prefer to receive then give

i've heard that you can tell a girl is a virgin if their hymen is not broken.
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Postby Andrew on Wed Dec 21, 2005 4:17 pm

But the hymen can also break through activities like horse riding or a hard fall. So I guess Jae's method is the most effective so far with Indy's being the most enjoyable.
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Postby Ty-Land on Thu Dec 22, 2005 1:58 am

air gordon wrote:
Indy wrote:You fuck her, if she sucks at it, she's a virgin.

not necessarily. a lot of girls that have had sex can still remain bad in the sack, especially the ones that haven't had an orgasm or are insecure about themselves. or some can just be lazy fucks or prefer to receive then give

i've heard that you can tell a girl is a virgin if their hymen is not broken.


But if she's really good rather than a lazy bitch then you should be fairly confident that she's not a virgin. For your sake I'm hoping she's not, it saves a lot of learning to overcome and you can go forth and have a good time :wink: . If she is a virgin then you'll probably look like this :x and she'll look :oops:

I guess the best way is to ask, if she seems embarassed tell her that it nothing to be embarassed about. If she doesn't say then it shouldn't be a big deal anyway, either way if your getting some it's all good.
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Postby Fenix on Thu Dec 22, 2005 3:13 am

Hymen and the Masters of the Universe.
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Postby cklitsie on Thu Dec 22, 2005 4:04 am

Just ask it, if she refuses to tell you then you know the answer.. :lol:
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Postby air gordon on Thu Dec 22, 2005 7:46 am

Andrew wrote:But the hymen can also break through activities like horse riding or a hard fall. So I guess Jae's method is the most effective so far with Indy's being the most enjoyable.

haha how many women do you know ride horses casually? (not inlcuding in the sack ;) ). not too many horse stables around here in the city of chicago

the hymen thing i remember hearing during Sex Ed... though i do remember i had a 'red' experience during an encounter i had with a virgin and i don't think it was that time of the month for her

imo you don't ask a girl if she's a virgin unless you're still in high school or she's still in high school :twisted:
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Postby Andrew on Thu Dec 22, 2005 9:53 am

Fair call. It mostly happens in childhood with girls who are obsessed with ponies/horses. Apparently there's cases of the hymen not breaking even after sex and in extremely rare cases childbirth. Proof that even when it comes to medical science women are unpredictable. ;)
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Postby Matt on Thu Dec 22, 2005 10:27 am

ask her what her fav position is.
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Postby cyanide on Thu Dec 22, 2005 11:52 am

I heard somebody from jr. high accidently broke her hymen by getting a tampon stuck down there. In many places, where muslim is the predominant religion, families expect the wife to be a virgin before marriage and they check the hymen on the wedding night. If it was broken, she would get killed. For those who did have sex before marriage actually pay doctors to sew back their hymen by using a layer from the vaginal wall.

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Your heinous highness broke her hymen
Hey man try to quit your crying
I know she broke your heart but try to come
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Postby Jona on Thu Dec 22, 2005 1:03 pm

As a general rule, it's pretty hard to see if a girl is a virgin or not.
As Andrew said, a girl that has had sexual relations CAN have a hymen, and a girl that has not had any, may NOT.
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Postby Username123 on Thu Dec 22, 2005 2:23 pm

I never really thought of this question but after reading this it just popped in my head. Does it hurt when a girl's hymen is broken? Another question how can you not have your hymen broken if you have had sex? Just a few questions, i never thought of during health class :P
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Postby Andrew on Thu Dec 22, 2005 8:06 pm

Apparently it hurts for most girls their first time though seeing as though the hymen can be broken without penetration I'm guessing that doesn't contribute to the pain. But not being female, I don't know.
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Postby Fitzy on Thu Dec 22, 2005 11:45 pm

Yeah ive heard that it hurts like crazy the first time
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Postby kibaxx7 on Fri Dec 23, 2005 2:07 am

A girl can break her hymen falling from a bicycle.
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Postby Drex on Fri Dec 23, 2005 4:40 am

And some girls have more elastic hymens, that's why some girls don't have theirs broken. :P
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Postby shadowgrin on Sat Dec 24, 2005 5:27 pm

A girl can break her hymen falling from a bicycle

That's riding a bicycle.
As Andrew said, breaking the hymen can happen without sexual intercourse may it be due to horseback riding, cycling, or just excessive masturbation.
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Large Gap inbetween legs

That's to check if a woman has already been through pregnancy.
A woman may not be a virgin but still have small hips. It's pretty obvious though that a once pregnant woman isn't a virgin. :lol:
Lose "lips" (labia's)

This is probably the closest and accurate guess Doobie.
Indy's method isn't accurate but it sure is enjoyable. :D
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