Crazy year in sports...

[AlwaysWhat,NeverWhy]

Just read this piece:

http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/5155966

[Jugs]

Psychotic Fan of the Year
This award goes to rugby fan Geoff Huish, 26, of Caerphilly, South Wales. According to the Daily Mirror newspaper, he told fellow drinkers at a social club that "If Wales wins, I'll cut my balls off."

Sure enough, Wales topped England 11-9 in Cardiff. Huish went home, severed his testicles and brought them back to the bar to show everyone.

[Jing]

As Favre dropped back to pass from the Cincinnati 28-yard line, Gall swooped in like the Burger King mascot in that football commercial and stole the ball. He raced down the field in celebration until security guards finally tackled him

ah i love sports

[shadowgrin]

Carolina Panthers cheerleaders Angela Keathley and Renee Thomas traveled to a game at Tampa Bay on their own and had a little too much fun at a Tampa nightclub...witnesses claimed the two tied up a bathroom stall while having sex.

Now that's a highlight worthy lesbo-sports action.

[Jona]

Unstable Ex-Raider of the Year

Former Oakland Raiders kicker Cole Ford was found mentally incompetent to stand trial for firing gun shots at the compound of illusionists Siegfried & Roy in Las Vegas. Cole told doctors he believed that a conspiracy between his father, Siegfried & Roy and others threatened to spread disease over the world.

What a pity, classical paranoia.

[AlwaysWhat,NeverWhy]

Maube it's true.

Unstable Ex-Raider of the Year

Ahhh, we Oakland Raiders are a strange bunch, I can tell you that. Speaking of psychosis, think about playing for a team that has banners saying "Just win, baby" or "Commitment to excellence" hanging from every wall in the McAffee Coliseum, and an owner that is th eembodiment of those 'virtues' breathing down your neck in every practice. At least Al Davis used to do that when he was a tad younger.


Paranoia in its roots...

[Fenix]

Carolina Panthers cheerleaders Angela Keathley and Renee Thomas traveled to a game at Tampa Bay on their own and had a little too much fun at a Tampa nightclub...witnesses claimed the two tied up a bathroom stall while having sex.

Now that's a highlight worthy lesbo-sports action.

And they threw them out of the cheerleading team . I think Carolina Panthers cheerleaders just got another fan.

[Doobie]

Psychotic Fan of the Year
This award goes to rugby fan Geoff Huish, 26, of Caerphilly, South Wales. According to the Daily Mirror newspaper, he told fellow drinkers at a social club that "If Wales wins, I'll cut my balls off."

Sure enough, Wales topped England 11-9 in Cardiff. Huish went home, severed his testicles and brought them back to the bar to show everyone.

This was just plain hilarious . So was the part where he tried to find anna kournikova's mansion . LMAO

[Laxation]

Soon the servers felt like unwitting extras in a Snoop Dogg video.

"I think the first thing they noticed was some of the women that were on board seemed to be either changing clothes or undressing," recalled Stephen Doyle, attorney for Al and Alma's. "And then they went into a galley, and there were three of them in the nude that were changing clothes. That was followed by them coming out and some of them doing lap dances. ... That's where it started, and then it just progressed to just bizarre.

"These kids are petrified. They're afraid for their own safety. There are people doing sexual acts with toys in the middle of the floor. They're on a boat here, having to walk around and serve a drink, afraid to stop serving drinks because they're afraid that people will hurt them."

fucking bullshit
they would have absolute LOVED IT

[AlwaysWhat,NeverWhy]

Part 2:

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2005/w ... index.html

[shadowgrin]

Russian politician Vladimir Zhirinovsky offered to send his nation's football hooligans to Paris to settle that city's riots.

Former Russian president Boris Yeltsin injured his hip while watching Maria Sharapova play tennis on TV in the dark.

So that's why wacking off makes you blind, it's because of your eyes getting used to the darkness!

During a road-rage incident on Interstate 15 in Utah, a man gave the finger to a female motorist, who promptly shot the offending fingertip off with a .357 Magnum.

Wow, sharpshooter.

Employees of a Dutch television station had been working for weeks to set up a world domino-toppling record when a sparrow flew through an open window and knocked down 23,000 tiles.
The sparrow was shot to death.

I would do the same.