Most unusual...

What's the most unusual thing you have used to wipe your "wang" after wacking off?
I have quite a few. My mom's wig, my pop's favorite sweater, and my homework paper that was due the next day.

...wow. That's really, really, really weird.

why is there another thread here where people talk about their dicks?

Ok dude, that is just plain weird. Why the hell would you use a jumper, a wig and your homework? Have you not heard of tissues, toilet paper etc?

And besides, why the hell would we wanna know about it?

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Homo

a pillow lol (not the one i sleep on... a couch pillow)

i love the homework idea, im SO doing that to a teacher i hate lol

This is.. yeah.

a pillow lol (not the one i sleep on... a couch pillow)

i love the homework idea, im SO doing that to a teacher i hate lol

Lmao. If he actually handed that in, then...

A pie. It was quite embarrassing when my father, Eugene Levy, caught me in the act. That was a tough time, what with the pact my friends and I made to lose our virginity by senior prom and that whole embarrassing scene on the webcam. Or maybe that was American Pie. Who can tell these days?

(Yes, I'm a allowed at least one lame joke/reference every now and again)

DAMN. IT. TOO. MANY. FAGS. THESE. DAYS.

A pie. It was quite embarrassing when my father, Eugene Levy, caught me in the act. That was a tough time, what with the pact my friends and I made to lose our virginity by senior prom and that whole embarrassing scene on the webcam. Or maybe that was American Pie. Who can tell these days?

(Yes, I'm a allowed at least one lame joke/reference every now and again)

No way, i just pissed my self laughing. Nice.

DAMN. IT. TOO. MANY. FAGS. THESE. DAYS.

since when is having a pull gay?

What the fuck guy.. dumbass. And why the fuck does your mom wear a wig? Or do you have two dads and one is a little more in touch with his femine side? Fuckin trannies

(Yes, I'm a allowed at least one lame joke/reference every now and again)

No you're not. You're Andrew

Wow dude.. I just got the baddest idea!

You should look for a nice hot girl and unload in her, you know..

I usually wipe my dick all over Legend's posts.

Are you trying to be funny or are you just a flaming retard?

rotfl... this is... very unusal indeed

I think ceekay's got the idea.

Homo

DAMN. IT. TOO. MANY. FAGS. THESE. DAYS.

Fuckin trannies

Hey! What the fuck is up with the derogatory terms against homosexuals! "Too many fags these days"? What the fuck man, where did that come from...

I know the guy that created this thread is an idiot and just wants to spam (and should be locked by the 3rd post...), but really, no necessity of the names.

@ this thread Hardwood Clasics, anyone?

Are you trying to be funny or are you just a flaming retard?

What one would be better?

lol @ andrew's post
i thought some guy went under his name and typed all that up

This deserves my favourite smiley:

10% of guys admit they masturbate
the 90% are lying that they don't

that being said, this is a weird thread. to purposely sabotage your mom's wig with your knuckle children is pretty weird but hilarious nonetheless