Well, it seems to be that time of year to attention whore once again. Given I do such a wonderful job at it, why pass up the opportunity, no?
I don’t think I should get into a long ass recap of why I am here, what I am doing, what I’ve done (if anything) or what I plan to do (if anything again). I’d just like to take a moment to thank the folks who made the 7000 posts possible & like to just generally do what I do best, be an attention whore so that all you cunts can congratulate me on this milestone I’ve reached & pat me on the back and tell me just exactly how much it is you guys love to love me.
I probably should’ve thrown a party, but how could my party compare to Riot’s party? I mean, was that the bash of the year or what? Anyways, let’s move on.
If anyone wants to know how I got here & how I learned the ropes of this place, feel free to refer to & read this post, it’ll give you an insight as to how to become…well, like me I suppose? I don’t think that’s really a good thing, but alright. http://www.nbaliveforums.com/ftopic17202.php
Hmm, now comes the part where I thank people for getting me these many posts. Well fuck all of you, I did this. This is my time to shine, I rock. Hell yeah I do. You guys didn’t pay for my internet, bastards.
Nah, seriously, I would like to thank a few guys.
Matthew – awesome guy in general. Quite tolerant & probably the best person to be second in command.
Jae – He’s probably the funniest internet person I’ve ever come across. It’s a shame we had a falling out, or to put it better, I threw a fit & basically quit spamming his MSN window. Greets to Naomi & good luck with everything.
Andrew – Obviously for running the place, he’s also been quite tolerant of my tantrums & fits. Amazingly level headed person at the age of like, 21 was it? Amazing. You’d think he’s some kind of 50 year old graying politician the way he posts. (That’s a good thing btw.) (Oh, bring back my toaster you thief.)
Yohance – Good to have you back as a regular & a mod. Can’t say much I haven’t said before about you.
Cameron – Great guy overall, quite energetic at times but still fun to talk to whenever I’m having a bum day.
Stevan – Come back already you fucker.
Cyanide – One of the better posters of the forums in recent times.
Riot – God knows what’s up with you but sometimes you say the funniest shit ever. I seriously hope you aren’t this fucked up in real life.
Ruff Ryder, Mafia, Mikki & Dragon – You guys should become fuck buddies, the whole Cosby shit still left me with a bad taste in my mouth. Never got to know any of you folks too well either but I can’t really say I regret that.
Indy – Probably the most dedicated fan on these forums, sometimes his homer-esque behaviour can get annoying, but tis all good.
I’m probably forgetting people but that’s all that came to mind as of now. Oh, gloveguy, drex, jona, andreas, colin & null are also top dawgs (damn I’m ghetto) in my books.
A few people worth mentioning: Jugs, Dubious Dicks, Mazzochi, Matt, Skip, j23, JeffX (less Superhero stuff wouldn’t kill you
), stevesanity, vanK, lpasso etc etc etc. If I left you out, it’s either for good reason or I’m becoming old. Whichever makes you feel more complete.
Oh, and fuck Legend. Hehe, seriously dude, you’re a dodo.
You’ve given new meaning to spammers, we went from dumb spammers to a slightly more intelligent version, from the Frank Castles, Lanky Man & CoolMac’s, we went to the Legend, Darth Tweeners & Filip. (Although, Filip is quite a dumbass too.)
Oooh, how could I forget my e-sex boy? Jowe. Lotsa love papi, XOXOXOXOX.
Laterz gatorz.
That's quite a number man.
All part of the grand plan...
anyways good luck with it all and feel free to unblock me any time lol.