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Postby J@3 on Fri Nov 04, 2005 11:30 pm

K-FED! The World's newest rap star!

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Federline Rap Posted on Internet


Thu Nov 03, 4:22 PM ET

The dawn of Kevin Federline's hip-hop career has begun, though it remains to be seen if it will last past breakfast. A track by Federline was posted on the Internet by Disco D, the producer of his upcoming album, "The Truth," to be released next year.

Though the song has since been taken off Disco D's Web site, it has popped up elsewhere, giving a glimpse of Mr. Britney Spears' rhyming, um, abilities.

"Back then, they called me K-Fed, but you can call me Daddy instead," he intones in the chorus of "Y'all Ain't Ready."

Over an industrial beat reminiscent of Kelis' "Milkshake," Federline represents himself as a brash, newsworthy figure ahead of his time. "People always asking me when's the release date / Well, baby you can wait and see, until then all these Pavarottis followin' me," he raps, nicknaming paparazzi after the Italian opera singer.

Tabloids might remark that their photographers are actually focused on his pop star wife. Before meeting Spears, Federline's career was mostly limited to backup dancing. The couple wed last year and had a son in September.

Already garnering comparisons to Vanilla Ice, Federline's album appears destined for late-night punch lines. But the 27-year-old does anticipate some backlash from his musical pursuits: "My prediction is that y'all gonna hate on the style we create, straight 2008."


:lol: :lol: "Already garnering comparisons to Vanilla Ice".

I uploaded the song, probably breaking piracy laws but I think this needs to be heard:

Kevin Federline - Y'all Aint Ready

Indeed we are not.
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Postby Matt on Sat Nov 05, 2005 12:39 am

how can he even live with himself? this is sad.
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Postby Null17 on Sat Nov 05, 2005 2:39 am

Hasn't he done enough by fucking Britney?
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Postby Mikki on Sat Nov 05, 2005 3:07 am

"until then all these Pavarottis followin' me," he raps, nicknaming paparazzi after the Italian opera singer.


:lol: :lol: :lol:

How about "he raps, putting in something that rhymes which is the Italian opera singer."
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Postby shadowgrin on Sat Nov 05, 2005 5:28 am

Kill FEDerline

Makes Eminem tolerable.
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Postby FendeR` on Sat Nov 05, 2005 5:38 am

No words... how stupid is he?
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Postby cyanide on Sat Nov 05, 2005 7:47 am

"Fuck y'all haters, I see y'all laters!"

OMFG I'M BETTER THAN K-FED!!!!
if you were killed tomorrow, i WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN THE MOTHA FUCKER THAT KILLED U!
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Postby Matt on Sat Nov 05, 2005 1:24 pm

now you just need a slick name....say C-Nide!!!
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Postby hipn on Sat Nov 05, 2005 1:51 pm

First of what kind of a name is K-FED???!?!?! WTF?!?!?! And it doesnt seem like he can rhyme that well.
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Postby Stevesanity on Sat Nov 05, 2005 6:45 pm

He's the wiggers answer to Paris Hilton. :shake:
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Postby Its_asdf on Sat Nov 05, 2005 11:21 pm

It's like listening to someone using their nails to scratch the chalkboard; it's unpleasing to the ears.
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