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What to Do.

Postby Doobie on Thu Oct 20, 2005 11:53 pm

Well , I have been home from school for 2 days so far , dunno how long I'm gonna be out for . I got a stomach virus , so far I've been playing Madden ,NBA 2k6 , Mvp Baseball . I'm getting tired of playing those so far , All day for 2 days so far is insane . Anyone got any idea on how to pass my sick days??






No , I'm not gonna jerk off .
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Postby Jackal on Fri Oct 21, 2005 12:01 am

Masterbate.

Get your girlfriend pregnant.

Watch porn.

Dont post here.

Rent some new games.

Try and see how long you can stay on the toilet pot.

Make prank calls.

Masterbate again.
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Postby Null17 on Fri Oct 21, 2005 12:01 am

have your dog lick your crotch if you want to jerk off :lol:

no, I haven't tried that...I don't have a dog :P
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Postby Jackal on Fri Oct 21, 2005 12:02 am

He's got a pussy. :cheeky:
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Postby shadowgrin on Fri Oct 21, 2005 12:32 am

Doobie:
Make prank calls.

to EA Sports on how NBA Live 06 didn't live up to your expectations and that..
Try and see how long you can stay on the toilet pot.

is a much better activity than playing Dynasty mode so you threaten them that you'll..
Rent some new games.

The EA rep you called says that she doesn't care, after which you will tell her that you have great..
Masterbate.

skills. After a futile attempt you just..
Watch porn.

of your friend..
Get your girlfriend pregnant.

Because you were too depressed, you..
Dont post here.

anymore. :D
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Postby Riot on Fri Oct 21, 2005 12:38 am

Enlist in the Army
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Postby Doobie on Fri Oct 21, 2005 1:02 am

To tell you the truth , I am thinking of joining the army .
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Postby Wormy10 on Fri Oct 21, 2005 1:22 am

play dress-up
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Postby Jona on Fri Oct 21, 2005 1:27 am

DoobieKnicks wrote:To tell you the truth , I am thinking of joining the army .


Are you serious?
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Postby Wormy10 on Fri Oct 21, 2005 1:29 am

What has Riot done to you
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Postby Doobie on Fri Oct 21, 2005 1:35 am

im not doing it for america , I'm doing it for myself . Well , they do say they help you pay off college , so....
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Postby shadowgrin on Fri Oct 21, 2005 1:37 am

And the army has lots of suitable men for Doobie to say "I love you man." :lol:
HE'S USING HYPNOSIS!
JaoSming2KTV wrote:its fun on a bun
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Postby Wormy10 on Fri Oct 21, 2005 1:42 am

None of the armed forces tells you about the bad things, they tell you about the good things :roll:
Besides you only get a certain amount of the money they promise you before, and the rest along the way and after your service is done, willing the fact that you dont get shot in the head or blown up :|
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Postby J@3 on Fri Oct 21, 2005 1:57 am

Join the Navy and become someones deck bitch.
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Postby Cloudy on Fri Oct 21, 2005 2:40 am

Clean.
Go learn a new language or go play basketball.

Dirty.
Refer to Jackal's post.
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Postby Riot on Fri Oct 21, 2005 3:10 am

Wormy10 wrote:None of the armed forces tells you about the bad things, they tell you about the good things :roll:
Besides you only get a certain amount of the money they promise you before, and the rest along the way and after your service is done, willing the fact that you dont get shot in the head or blown up :|


Not true, you don't have to be a soldier. You could join the Army and be an engineer. Obviously, you have a chance that you might get called up to war or to another country. But America has a lot of troops that aren't deployed inside America in military forts.

The military is a great thing to join because it teaches you discipline and it shows you what you are made of. You'll do things in 4 years of the Army/Marines/Navy/Air Force/Coast Guard that you never thought you could do.

You get great benefits, good salary, free food, free board, free clothes, live on your own little mini-city and free college. Plus, people look at in a different way if you join the military. You'll be able to tell your grandkids about your time in the Army. :D

If you want to join the military, join the United States Army. The Army has the best facilities and benefits, more so than any other branch in the US armed forces.

You could make it a career or use it after high school for 4 years to mature and then come back and get your civilian job. That's what I will be doing. It looks GREAT on your resume that you joined the Army and served for 4 years. Your future employer will trust you more and know you are loyal. Joining the armed forces is one of the best things you can do in your life.

Get shot at? You might if you join as combat, because that's your job to get shot at. But the majority of people in the US Army and armed forces aren't taking fire.

You could do what I do, and join as 11B (infantryman, often called as "pop-up targets" by people inside the military) and tell your recruiter you want to go to Iraq after basic and AIT. :wink: I can promise you they will keep that in a file and put you in a post that is about to be called up to Iraq.

But like I said, joining the Army is a great thing to do. You won't regret it and if you can handle the stress and physical toll of it you will be fine. Join the Army of one. :D
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Maggot.

Postby shadowgrin on Fri Oct 21, 2005 3:45 am

Riot wrote:If you want to join the military, join the United States Army.
Join the Army of one.

Damn Riot, you're a straight-up G.I. Joe. :shock:
Those are some nice catchy lines.

If Doobie does join the Army he'll soon hear words like,
Master Seargent: DAMN IT SCUMBAG! WHY DID YOU JOIN THE ARMY?! YOU ARE NOT WORTHY OF THE ARMY! YOU'RE NOT EVEN WORTHY TO BE MY NUTSACK YOU PIECE OF SHITE!
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Postby Riot on Fri Oct 21, 2005 3:49 am

They'll yell at you if you do something wrong, but you guys really have a bad image of the Army.

When you join the Army it's just like a job. After training you go onto post and you live in a military base. You work about 8 hours and then you have free time. It's a job kind of like a normal civilian job.
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Postby Maaarf on Fri Oct 21, 2005 6:06 am

Riot makes it sound like it's some kind of a vacation resort. Image
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Postby Riot on Fri Oct 21, 2005 6:47 am

It's a comfortable place, but it is a job.
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Postby Malfa on Fri Oct 21, 2005 8:46 am

He can't go play bball. He's sick as a dog.
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