Help me please?

[Jackal]

Perhaps you folks have an idea as to what it is this thread is about, helping me. I mean, does it get more fun than that?

On to business:

My brother in law needs to make some kind of project for his school (a website) and he's no good at it so he just got a free template but now he wants to customise the banner. Given I'm still a n00b with Adobe (and don't have it on the laptop), I was wondering if you guys could help me out in some form or the other.

Naturally given we're all a bunch of selfish pricks, the first thing that pops to mind is what's in it for me. Well, A) My everlasting gratitude (which will last a day or two) and B) hot e-sex.

So here's the banner:



Now I want the "Company's name here" gone & I want it to say, Ricardo's Portfolio.

Basically the same colours, I doubt the font matters, really, any help would be greatly appreciated.

[J@3]

That template is so ugly lol... if it doesn't get done within the next 4 hours or so I'll do it for you.

[Jackal]

He had another template but his teacher said it was stoopid. Hehe, he was crushed, he was expecting, ok fix this, fix that because he knew it looked a bit bad but the teacher just went...

"It looks like shit."

Hehe, so he went and got this one, it's gay but he thinks the teacher is too.

Alrighty, thanks for helping out. (If it doesn't get done.)

[Andreas Dahl]

or


The font might need a change...

[Jackal]

The first one's classic. That shit should be inducted to the HOF.

Thanks a lot man, if there's anything wrong with the font I'll let you know but my brother in law is quite...well, not too well informed to put it lightly when it comes to graphics. I think he'll be content with this.

[Andreas Dahl]

I had a more, let's say, 'graphic' version of the first one, but alrighty...

Hope he'll be happy with it. If not, let me know and I'll KICK HIS SORRY ASS, then I'll fix it (I'll probably just fix it tho').

[Jackal]

Son of a bitch. Guess he wasn't as graphically challenged as I made him out to be.

He wants it to "look cooler". In other words he's asking if some text effects could be applied to make it look niftier.

+ He asked if the text could be placed underneath eachother.

So it'd be

Ricardo's
Portfolio

Not next to eachother, underneath eachother. Just make it nifty so that he gets off my back.

[Jackal]

Oi ladies, help me!