Getting Kicked Out Of 'Multimedia' Owns!

[Mazzocchi]

I just got kicked out of my "Multimedia" class 8th period.

Funny stuff.

My 2 friends are obsessed with Pokemon for some reason (yeah theyre bolth 17) and we had a sub today so they were bolth going to play, and the sub said to put the cards away.

I then said "Yeah were betting with Pokemon cards here" and the teacher told me not to talk again or I would be thrown out.

So when she was taking attendance I was on the computer and after she said some kids names I played an audio clip from "Boogie Nights" of that girl saying "..Is A Giant Cock" immature, I know. But the teacher got so pissed after the 3rd time and she started to write up the pass to get kicked out, and I said "Ok I wont tal kannymore, dont throw me out." So I got to stay

Then when my friend Paul said "I dont get why we cant play Pokemon if we dont have anny work" so she said because its against the rules, and I said "Can we trade atleast?" (even though I dont play) and she said no because there might be money involved (lol) so I said "I promis we wont use money" so she said no again, so i yelled out "Paul! C'mon Mann! I'll Suck Yo Dick Fo' That Charazard!" and the whole class busted out laughing and I got kicked out

so now I'm in the computer lab all alone surfing the net lol

tell some funny stories about getting kicked out of class

[Its_asdf]

so i yelled out "Paul! C'mon Mann! I'll Suck Yo Dick Fo' That Charazard!" and the whole class busted out laughing and I got kicked out

Attention whore.

[Cable]

Some people are just naturally like that, they 'shine in the spotlight'. I'm kind of like that to. It's sort of like when you go to class and there's a different teacher, you can sense whether or not to joke around. Some teachers just give you the feeling of 'don't screw around with me', while you can tell others will at most kick you out of class.

My best story? I had a teacher in gr. 7 who sent me out to 'take a walk' when I pissed her off. Not go anyone specific, just go wherever I wanted. I took advantage of her so much, I can't believe I got away with it. She'd get really mad at the class, then say 'If anyone doesn't want to be here, go ahead and leave.' Guess what I did. I got up and left. I was the only one, too. Back to my best story, my all-time record is getting kicked out of class two minutes in. Same teacher, music class, I walked in and over-exagerated the clapping rhythms ( ) we had to do, she kicked me out right there.

[FendeR`]

so i yelled out "Paul! C'mon Mann! I'll Suck Yo Dick Fo' That Charazard!" and the whole class busted out laughing and I got kicked out

Attention whore.

Hook, line, sinker.

[Jackal]

Attention whore.

I've been kicked out a lot of times, either for talking, fighting (with a teacher & students alike) but most of the time it's been for sleeping in class.

In Curacao I was expelled from school a total of 3 times in 2 years. After that I stopped fighting in school and fought outside of school.

I haven't fought since I've come to Holland though, the Turks & Marokkans always seem to be having some sort of weapon on them.

[Mazzocchi]

Attention whore.

I've been kicked out a lot of times, either for talking, fighting (with a teacher & students alike) but most of the time it's been for sleeping in class.

In Curacao I was expelled from school a total of 3 times in 2 years. After that I stopped fighting in school and fought outside of school.

I haven't fought since I've come to Holland though, the Turks & Marokkans always seem to be having some sort of weapon on them.

hahaha I could SO see you as that kind of person

[Jona]

LOL, good story man.
I can only imagine the laughter after you said what you said.

[J@3]

Some people are just naturally like that, they 'shine in the spotlight'. I'm kind of like that to.

that sounded so gay... anyways I think you deserved to get kicked out of class for playing Pokemon, how old are you, 5?

In England I was standing in the hallway waiting to go to class. I was chewing chewing gum and this male teacher comes upto me and screams "YOU! YOU'RE CHEWING AREN'T! YOU!" and I kinda looked at him like and he goes "GET IT OUT!!!" so I just took it out of my mouth, so he says "NOW PUT IT SOMEWHERE!" so I put it back in my mouth. At this point he was turning red, so he looks at me and goes "YOU'RE A DISGRACE! TUCK YOUR SHIRT IN FOR CHRIST SAKES!!!!" and I said "Mate you're not really in a position to be giving me fashion tips, since you're the one wearing the pink shirt you little fag" anyways he almost exploded and he got up really close to me , so I kinda stood over him (he was about 5'6, so I really had no choice) and he walked off.

Later on I went to my roll call class and the teacher's like "Mr Cancerhead (can't remember his name) has just filed a behavioural report against you for chewing gum, school uniform violation, violent behaviour (???) and attempting to intimidate" and I said "Attempting? That little prick was shitting himself"... I got a laugh out of the teacher, she was pretty cool, but I enevitebly got kicked out of that school

[Jona]

[...]and he goes "GET IT OUT!!!" so I just took it out of my mouth, so he says "NOW PUT IT SOMEWHERE!" so I put it back in my mouth.

Oh man, that was hilarious, you had (have?) such a rebel kid attitude.

[J@3]

Had... I'm an old man now

[Jing]

Some people are just naturally like that, they 'shine in the spotlight'. I'm kind of like that to.

that sounded so gay... anyways I think you deserved to get kicked out of class for playing Pokemon, how old are you, 5?

In England I was standing in the hallway waiting to go to class. I was chewing chewing gum and this male teacher comes upto me and screams "YOU! YOU'RE CHEWING AREN'T! YOU!" and I kinda looked at him like and he goes "GET IT OUT!!!" so I just took it out of my mouth, so he says "NOW PUT IT SOMEWHERE!" so I put it back in my mouth. At this point he was turning red, so he looks at me and goes "YOU'RE A DISGRACE! TUCK YOUR SHIRT IN FOR CHRIST SAKES!!!!" and I said "Mate you're not really in a position to be giving me fashion tips, since you're the one wearing the pink shirt you little fag" anyways he almost exploded and he got up really close to me , so I kinda stood over him (he was about 5'6, so I really had no choice) and he walked off.

Later on I went to my roll call class and the teacher's like "Mr Cancerhead (can't remember his name) has just filed a behavioural report against you for chewing gum, school uniform violation, violent behaviour (???) and attempting to intimidate" and I said "Attempting? That little prick was shitting himself"... I got a laugh out of the teacher, she was pretty cool, but I enevitebly got kicked out of that school

great job jae

hm... i don't remember getting kicked out of class, mostly a very good kid...

there are 3 times i specifically remember..
1: 7th grade, telling my math teacher to go fuck himself
2: getting tossed out of science class for aruging over websites (was into making websites then, espically dragonball z XD)
3: in band, me and some kid were arguing during practice, and i tore off his chain and he punched my face and we started fighting, and we both got kicked out. That day sucked.

thats all i think.

god job mazz.
oh yeah, this is funny, I am easily angered, therefore i twice threw stuff in class taught by the same teacher during 2 different trimesters, and they were like books and markers and stuff, and since I was a baseball outfielder in high school... yeah I was considered dangerous, and one time the teacher wasn't there, and one time he was, and told me to leave, but I didn't, and he kind of just didn't care. Both time the person I was throwing at dove out of the way, and I think in one instance with the marker I made a dent in the heater behind them. XD

gotta learn control

[Jackal_]

Some people are just naturally like that, they 'shine in the spotlight'. I'm kind of like that to.

that sounded so gay... anyways I think you deserved to get kicked out of class for playing Pokemon, how old are you, 5?

In England I was standing in the hallway waiting to go to class. I was chewing chewing gum and this male teacher comes upto me and screams "YOU! YOU'RE CHEWING AREN'T! YOU!" and I kinda looked at him like and he goes "GET IT OUT!!!" so I just took it out of my mouth, so he says "NOW PUT IT SOMEWHERE!" so I put it back in my mouth. At this point he was turning red, so he looks at me and goes "YOU'RE A DISGRACE! TUCK YOUR SHIRT IN FOR CHRIST SAKES!!!!" and I said "Mate you're not really in a position to be giving me fashion tips, since you're the one wearing the pink shirt you little fag" anyways he almost exploded and he got up really close to me , so I kinda stood over him (he was about 5'6, so I really had no choice) and he walked off.

Later on I went to my roll call class and the teacher's like "Mr Cancerhead (can't remember his name) has just filed a behavioural report against you for chewing gum, school uniform violation, violent behaviour (???) and attempting to intimidate" and I said "Attempting? That little prick was shitting himself"... I got a laugh out of the teacher, she was pretty cool, but I enevitebly got kicked out of that school

Lmfaooooooooo ROFL

"GET IT OUT!!!" so I just took it out of my mouth, so he says "NOW PUT IT SOMEWHERE!" so I put it back in my mouth.

hahahahhaha funny shit

[Jackal]

What is XD?

[Cloudy]

lol, I just got kicked out of Computer class too, he was a funny teacher. But I played too much lol, I poked his ass using the drum stick..lol

But watching Mazzlow spell is just so fun.. Annybody think so? Bolth my dog and I thinks so... j/k

[Mazzocchi]

lol, I just got kicked out of Computer class too, he was a funny teacher. But I played too much lol, I poked his ass using the drum stick..lol

But watching Mazzlow spell is just so fun.. Annybody think so? Bolth my dog and I thinks so... j/k

I've said it manny times, but i'l lsay it again.

Sorry for my poor spelling sometimes, I struggle with dyslexia.

and "Ar Oh Eff El" at Jaes story

[J@3]

I poked his ass using the drum stick

I think my "that's so gay" comment has been prematurely used.

[cyanide]

One time, I was sitting in class, and I noticed a girl whispering to another girl, and for a split second, she glanced at me. They giggled. My first thought was they're making fun of me, but later learned that they thought I was cute. In a fit of rage, I lifted my desk and threw it against the chalkboard, narrowly missing my stunned teacher by an inch. I stared at the girl for two seconds then screamed "KAVORKA!!!!!!" before leaping at her. With repeated motions, I bludgeoned her with my fist which felt like minutes before teachers and students pulled me away. I was screaming and foaming at the mouth, kicking and thrashing to be cut loose, but eventually calmed down. The girl was in a coma for 19 days, and I was suspended for only 2 days.

Naw, I always had good teachers, so I don't think I've actually been kicked out of class.

[J@3]

One time, I was sitting in class, and I noticed a girl whispering to another girl, and for a split second, she glanced at me. They giggled. My first thought was they're making fun of me, but later learned that they thought I was cute. In a fit of rage, I lifted my desk and threw it against the chalkboard, narrowly missing my stunned teacher by an inch. I stared at the girl for two seconds then screamed "KAVORKA!!!!!!" before leaping at her.

that made me laugh so much

[Doobie]

God damn Cy , Never knew you were such a beast.

Well anyways , I been kicked out of school one time for hitting a kid in the face . That bitchs stole my 2pac cd. And with my teachers , I got kicked out of english . My teacher was asking that if i was a salesman and I went to a retirement home to sell things , what would I sell to the elderly people . I said viagra and wound up getting in-school suspension for 3 days.

[nbalive744]

Lmao at DoobieKnicks and Cy's comments, Cy you are a crazy mo fo! And Doobie I think you did the right thing, he stole your tupac cd, that bitch. That viagra thing cracked me up.

Anyways I dont remember getting kicked out of a class, but it probably happened, and it will probably happen this year, fucking stupid kid pushes and shoves me every day, for now im being my nice usual self, just pushing him back a little, but one day im gonna fucking punch him and knock his teeth out, fucking asshole gonna get it one day.

[J@3]

but one day im gonna fucking punch him and knock his teeth out, fucking asshole gonna get it one day.

just make him a sig, it'll have the same impact.

[Jackal_]

I've actually taken viagra in school before.. i walked around with a boner all day and my gym teacher found out and took me aside and told me it's not funny to mess with "drugs"

lmfaooo

[Mazzocchi]

I've actually taken viagra in school before.. i walked around with a boner all day and my gym teacher found out and took me aside and told me it's not funny to mess with "drugs"

lmfaooo

only you >_<

[j.23]

I've actually taken viagra in school before.. i walked around with a boner all day and my gym teacher found out and took me aside and told me it's not funny to mess with "drugs"

lmfaooo

you're cool.

[Jing]

lol. for you
and XD is where X is the eyes, and D is the mouth, you get it? its an asian thing