Quote of the day

@LAST.FM · by **iG®** on Thu Sep 15, 2005 7:58 pm

Post quote/quotes which/who impressed you most. It can be from music star, sport star, politican, forum member. Date isn't matter.

I'll start with Bush's reply to Iraq related question. He answered something like this:

"So, they think they'll stop us by bombing us and killing on Iraq streets? You know what I say, BRING THEM ON!"

I mean, what a dumbass. :roll:

by **J@3** on Thu Sep 15, 2005 10:10 pm

George Bush quotes are great...

"The war on terror involves Saddam Hussein because of the nature of Saddam Hussein, the history of Saddam Hussein, and his willingness to terrorize himself." —Grand Rapids, Mich., Jan. 29, 2003

"Do you have blacks, too?" —to Brazilian President Fernando Cardoso, Washington, D.C., Nov. 8, 2001

"I couldn't imagine somebody like Osama bin Laden understanding the joy of Hanukkah." —at a White House menorah lighting ceremony, Washington, D.C., Dec. 10, 2001

"The really rich people figure out how to dodge taxes anyway." —explaining why high taxes on the rich are a failed strategy, Annandale, Va., Aug. 9, 2004

15. "The most important thing is for us to find Osama bin Laden. It is our number one priority and we will not rest until we find him." —Washington, D.C., Sept. 13, 2001

14. "I don't know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don't care. It's not that important. It's not our priority." —Washington, D.C., March 13, 2002

"I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace." —Washington, D.C. June 18, 2002

"If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator." —Washington, D.C., Dec. 19, 2000

by **Jing** on Thu Sep 15, 2005 10:51 pm

dude, great quotes, espically about hussain terrorizing himself and the bin laden one.

here are really funny ones from bush: http://politicalhumor.about.com/library ... quotes.htm

also...
"I don't think there is anyone in this organization not focused on Chargers---- I mean Browns." - Bill Bellick during a press conference.

bush ones are still the best just cause he says the stupidest things.

YouTube · by **koberulz** on Thu Sep 15, 2005 11:35 pm

http://www.gwjokes.com

by **cyanide** on Thu Sep 15, 2005 11:46 pm

A little more serious quote from a Nike Commerical with Michael Jordan: "Hard work and determination brings success." I've always liked that quote.

by **The X** on Fri Sep 16, 2005 12:23 am

"with every end there is a new beginning" from Heroes 3 I believe (Y)

so true

by **Hotshot** on Fri Sep 16, 2005 1:30 am

"A stupid man never learns from his mistakes, a smart man learns from his own mistakes, a genius learns from the mistakes of others." (Y)

by **Wormy10** on Fri Sep 16, 2005 1:54 am

"If you can't impress someone with your knowledge, then confuse them with your bullshit "
My sig...

by **Bang** on Fri Sep 16, 2005 2:24 am

I shall take a quote from the great Peter Griffin (from Family Guy)

Peter (after Lois tells him he's childish): "If I'm a child that means you're a pedophile, and I'll be damned if i'm going stand here and take this from a pervert."

Deep.

by **kibaxx7** on Fri Sep 16, 2005 2:45 am

Spider-Man wrote:"If somebody told you I was just your average ordinary guy, not a care in the world... somebody lied."

by **Null17** on Fri Sep 16, 2005 2:50 am

Impossible is Nothing

-probably the best tagline I've ever heard

by **Jackal_** on Fri Sep 16, 2005 4:39 am

cyanide wrote:A little more serious quote from a Nike Commerical with Michael Jordan: "Hard work and determination brings success." I've always liked that quote.

Can you be more generic? :lol:

Dweaver is gonna pwn this thread

by **Joycean Summons** on Fri Sep 16, 2005 4:42 am

A quote of my beloved English teacher: 'I hate you'

by **Jona** on Fri Sep 16, 2005 6:35 am

Napoleon wrote:Skepticism is a virtue in history as well as in philosophy.

Isn't it great?

by **J@3** on Fri Sep 16, 2005 8:57 am

Ali G: If you iz watching dis in da UK, you may remember me from da telly. If you iz in Belgium... you iz living in a shit hole.

Ali G: Sorry I iz late, bu dere was a documentry on about monkeys.

Ali G: He iz a criminal! And not even da good type wot deals drugs and does drive bys.

by **Jackal_** on Fri Sep 16, 2005 9:08 am

Jae wrote:Ali G: If you iz watching dis in da UK, you may remember me from da telly. If you iz in Belgium... you iz living in a shit hole.

Ali G: Sorry I iz late, bu dere was a documentry on about monkeys.

Ali G: He iz a criminal! And not even da good type wot deals drugs and does drive bys.

lmfaoooooo

Man I fuckin love Ali G he's hilarious! :lol:

by **Doobie** on Fri Sep 16, 2005 9:09 am

Man I love Ali G , That guy is fucking hilarious lol.

by **Jackal_** on Fri Sep 16, 2005 9:15 am

DoobieKnicks wrote:Man I love Ali G , That guy is fucking hilarious lol.

I just said that! :evil:

by **Doobie** on Fri Sep 16, 2005 9:18 am

I didnt see your post man , I was writing mine during the time yours was posted .

by **J@3** on Fri Sep 16, 2005 9:19 am

Rotf

he posted it only 1 minute later, maybe you two are sharing a brain.

by **Cable** on Fri Sep 16, 2005 9:27 am

Here's a Bush quote:

"You misunderestimated me"

I've got a mini-calender with funny quotes, that was in there. I wonder who wrote his speeches? You'd think they'd be fired by now.

EDIT: I fixed it. God damn it, I need to pay more attention to what I type :lol:

by **Jackal_** on Fri Sep 16, 2005 9:35 am

I wonder who writed his speeches?

Maybe the same person that wrote yours?

by **Doobie** on Fri Sep 16, 2005 9:36 am

LMAO man , that was foul . So I sorta never knew that presidents DON'T write their own speeches .

by **Cable** on Fri Sep 16, 2005 9:38 am

I didn't think they did, but I might be wrong. You'd think that someone as important as him would get someone to write them for him.

by **Wormy10** on Fri Sep 16, 2005 10:20 am

"Got Milk?"

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