This serves as your invitation to this prestigious commencement of COOLmac’s posting career here in NLSC. With special Hosts Karen Mok [so close, shaolin soccer] and Nixau [the god’s must be crazy 1,2,3 and goes to hongkong] we will celebrate C-master’s 3405th POST a milestone achievement!!!
Karen: during the entire night of commemoration we are going to be treated with a little life background of the personality of COOLmac. Along the way we will spread infos and flashback and how he runs his pathetic yet intricate life.
Nixau: So everyone sitta back and relax, whilst messa take you back unto past and present COOLmac’s perplex life stories
Karen: and oh we will shower you with gourmet of foods and exquisite drinks while we give away shout outs for each and everyone present in this gala event. Thank you everyone and have a pleasant classy party. Sorry for those who expects beer since all we have are great lavishing wines and bubbly champagnes. And oh yeah to all those who are either too young or too dickhead to be here. We have milk and coffee served just outside the bathroom door! *Winks*
SKELETONs in the CLOSETS did you know 101: COOLmac’s real name is Paul? And he is known to be the real life analogy replica of st. Paul in the bible? Used to be super bad, now medium bad. And maybe soon to be good?
|||SHOUT OUT evryone|||
CLOSE friends and maybe bitter back stabbing ENEMIES
Dweaver- gotta love our introduction bud. That was one shaky shit. But you prove to me that not all lawyers are assholes in real life and in the internet. A smart-ass yet a bulky dumb ass sometimes in arguments. Cheers bro. thanks for sticking to Mac when he needs ya! Here’s a gin tonic griego friend.
X- gotta hand it to you mate. You are the greatest Australian citizen I known here in the forum. Could be the effects of being in the mid 20’s or so to say but what the hell. A vodka for you!
Jae-gotta agree I have to put you somewhere in the top 3 here mate. Am I glad I’ve known you when you are leaving the teenage years mate, or else I may have contend with the bratty Jae I just read now and then in the classics section and in the forum archives. Never the less who cares, reckon you be a funny and creative guy, nonetheless a bit friendly to the Mac at the background in the forum. Red wine for you mate.
bullsfan- you have to be my number 1 guy here. But you ended up number 4. Why? You make ask? Because I want nice guys to finish last. Nah just messing with you bro. Like I said. When I’m conversing with you bro. Feels like I’m talking to a matured 40-year-old in a teenager heart. I don’t even know if that sounded gay enough for your liking? Anyways a white tequila for you!
Cyanide- you are the epitome of kindness here in NLSC. The iotolla of concernalona. You showed outmost care and concern to folks here. And you are far more better to read between the lines than anyone here could ever imagine. I get scared reading your raps. But what the heck. We all have evils in our closets don’t we? A margarita for you! On the house
Andrew- I have an office assistant here by the name of Andrew. He is as witty and kind hearted as you are. Well all I can see is your Conan pic. But behind the hidden identity, well a virtues and an intelligent guy to have around. Pretty great job you did around her mate. Wishing you all the luck! Remember my proposals to you eh? In secret. Hehe hope you won’t leak it out in time[grins] another red wine for the boss in the house.
SIT-and I thought you were all aussie? Asian? What the heck. You have a great story before, kinda like a diary and shit, and you did make fun with Jae quiet a bit but mainly because you and him are laker fans, you guys end up agreeing on the Kobe spectrum once in while. Glad to know you better mate and turned out quite a good teammate with a pinkish face. A margarita for you too.
Filip R.I.P- I don’t know if you will read any of this shit. Bit I guess one thing for certain. You can’t reply to any of what I am going to rant! Anyways a great guy who loves music a bit much. To all those who missed him just follow my forum link. He is and admin and a mod there. you’re still invited in my party bro. Here have a gin.
Legend- a new guy. I have been dreaming of a time where I can fist fight you in real life. But you might knock me dead. It’s been a hell while since I became an underdog at fistfight. But what the heck. Lately not only did you improve your posting, but somehow we became pals. You and all your damn SOB jokes. A funny guy who seems to be the first ever to really laughs his ass off at my jokes and sarcasm. [remember the story about the Asian guy and the pussycat] Anyways as long as you don’t kill wisdom_kid. You’ll always be my bud around here. A strong scotch on the rock for you big buddy.
SKELETONS in the CLOSET 102: COOLmac used to be the head of a dreaded gang in one of the prestigious schools around[PAX gang and society incorporated]. He has connections to fraternities all over[order of DEMOLAY, SPUG Masonry, AMITY ville BETA, APO, UP thugs,DAMAGE and the likes] and was surrounded by more than 15 men gangsters [2 died]. He is affiliated with 2 brotherhood groups in Highschool and early College and was given A.K.A’s as one of the deadly 3PAUL’s, 3 godfathers, 3 pinoy mob
[img][img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v738/ragbones/13359562744113l.jpg[/img][/img]
the 3 PAUL’s. during a reunion party 2 years ago. From L-R. PaulRYU[c-Mac] PaulDOODS[SPUG] and PAULSHOTI[shote]
Mikki- my one and only fafa. Cool kid with great graphics art skills. Very creative and highly witty and could be well deserving as what Bill C. said in one of his sig. “SUP FO!” the NLSC biggest trendsetter who adores lebron James. Here grab a cali shandy kid.
Null17- the guy who slowly molded me into formality here in the forum. Everytime I misbehave I can imagine him and Tim Duncan staring at me with those glaring angry eyes from a distance. Try this London Dry Gin pare!
Shadowgrin- I really like this guy! He can be very sarcastic yet comes out looking like the good guy most of the time. A very great bud of mine in and out in the forums. Pare uminom nalang tayo ng Tanduay Rhum 5 years sa tabi tabi, jamming lang tayo ha easy lang cool naman eh.
killercrossover- this guy has been flailing around that he is an improve patcher and yes I do admit that every average Filipino is a clown. We strive for humor. And this guy is your above average Filipino. Pare umiinom kaba ng Rhum? Nakatikim kana ba ng 15 anyos? Yun na lang atin!
the Game- kala ko pa tripple H yung name mo eh. Kobe pala! Anyways sorry for hating on Kobe bud. But you’re a good pal here in the forums. Hoping you all the luck in the nursing field and in our little secret. Ginebra san miguel tayo pare!
PinoyIDOL R.I.P.- well what else can I say pare
3 shots of scotch on the rocks pare koy!
• BIGBEN2K5
Reason: Spamming the board with ESPN2K5 content despite constant warnings; failure to follow forum rules and respect the opinions of other posters.
• PinoyIDOL
Reason: Revealed to be BIGBEN2K5.
• SUGO_NOYPI
Reason: Revealed to be PinoyIDOL.
•The_Comisioner
Reason: Revealed to be BIGBEN2K5
• Pinoy Big Brother
Reason: Revealed to be PinoyIDOL.
Jona- well I still haven’t seen that damn film we talk about ages ago, but what I have seen is that you are doing great at school at I cant wait for another Nbalive season to be spending the forums with you. Thanks for being a cool pal here esse. I’ll be seeing you around. Serbesa is not serve in this party lets just take shots of sweet margarita instead.
Drex- I could have easily say “ same as above” but what the heck. Thanks Drex for sometimes laughing at my jokes, you got a great posting career here in NLSC! Long live espanol Chilean heritage esse “VIVA LA RASA” another round of margarita for my lil mariachi friend! Hehe
RIOT- slowly your dirty jokes and bathroom humor has been making me laugh my ass off. You are a great guy indeed to know. I can imagine you as someone daring enough to have this tattooed in his butt and runs around making fun people “JESUS IS COMING! GET BUSY” here’s a pitcher of gin tonic to you my American friend.
Indy- things were looking brighter back then eh? Then life came to a crashing halt. I noticed the changed in you buddy. But what can we do. LIFE SUCKS. If it doesn’t what’s there to live for. Hope you will have sunshine soon bud. Here have a bubbly champagne.
SKELETONS in the CLOSET 103: COOLmac was a skinny boy back in the days. He weighs in at about 128LBs with a height of 5’9”. As he discovered after his 4th relationship failed, that muscles and a bit of meat attracts women, he hit the gym and add unhealthy foods in his diet. Plus with regular basketball games and the most recent one, boxing, he was able to beef up a bit and close in to the 175LBS-weight goal. He now weighs as of press time 174 LBS. A pound to go!!!! If only he can have his abs the way they look a decade ago then he can go to McDonalds smiling everyday.
jackal- well what can I say. At first glance I was a bit shocked why millions of people here tend to make you the good guy or they’re just more inclined to jump off your side/bandwagon. Then I realized, having a bit of psychology at my side that you are not so bad at all [sometimes] just that you bring too much of the real world into your personality and turned yourself into an asshole. Learn to let go sometimes, and avoid the below the belt comments and earn more buddies in the end. You’ll like the feeling more than what you think is nirvana now. Go grab a red wine jack.
Andreas- now I know I pissed you off. You abandoned the bible thread because I scared the shit out of your wits. Or so I think. Anyways my hats off to one the best guys around in the forum. You have a nice day everyday Dhal. And thanks a bunch for your patches! I have a whiskey at the bar just for you.
airgordon- wazzup my man. I was quiet intrigue when people say that you have this great knowledge of the NBA even more than Andrew. Well sometimes you prove them to me, and sometimes I just grown weary and tired reading your long arguments. Anyways I would like to thank you for your care in and out in the forums pare. You’re a great guy too, to have around. Grab some scotch on the table my friend. Drink up.
My TECH ISSUES family threatlockz, Gpballer, paradize zity[/b] you 3 tech guru guys seems to be in need of a great personality, you all are acting like your some sort of a bot in tech issues threads. Maybe the tech stuff has stiffen your personality genes somewhat. Well I have interacted with paradize city back in the car thread a while back and payton here and threatz do came out with a few ranty jokes once in a while. Anyways guys I cant wait to be in your team anytime next year or the sooner or better. A gin party for all the tech guru guys.
alexboom- little did anyone know that mr.alexboom here has been flaming me around in his own deadly silent ways. The silent assassin has burned C-Mac many times than any one of you has ever did all their pathetic existence. And guess what I loved it! Thanks for making LIVE 2000 a classic and your site lead me to this place after I browse last year around June. Well you all can blame him now for bringing me here. Anyways goodluck Alex to your work in alexsite and may you have an undying dedication to it. Have a bubbly champagne bro.
ENDBOSS a.k.a mercury- great dedication and a good programmer. If only I have you in my team at work. I could have rest easy and not have a BP of 160 over 125 most of the time. Thanks for all the hardwork and effort you have to pull through mate. Keep the good jokes coming as they are scarce coming from you. A red wine for you mate.
antaraxia a.k.a. najira- well its been football season and I haven’t seen you around lately. I thought you were banned. But I saw you the other day at the NLSC issues. I’m thinking a major spamtastic comeback is about to take place in the following weeks. Anyways you are one of my good enemies and pals way back then, always ready for an apology for all your wrong doings. You deserve this drink. A lemon lime juice.
doobieknicks- a new Yorker I like. First after looking at grant hill at your avy, I thought you were a nice guy. You prove me wrong. You are one nasty SOB. In a good way. Thanks for your companionship here with the mac in the forums. Very much appreciated mate. Here a gin tonic for you.
ceekay- man I just got to put you in here. We have the same motto compadre. “ PLAYA HATA” well all is well. You started off flaming me, but sooner or later we ended up in good terms. Just as I expected it to be. Grab a red wine and toast it dude.
Mafia- I get to know you dude in your dynasty. Man that was one sick dynasty. And you’re a great black kid. Your future is going to be great. Stay as humble as always and keep on studying. Wishing you luck. Lemon limejuice is all you need dude.
SKELETONS in the CLOSET 104: COOlmacs first job description was a *computer operator* at the sister company of the current Job he now takes. He has about 3 more jobs that he has been into at the past before the current one. These includes being a computer instructor/professor, an office clerk, a business man and the one he really loves, a professional bum at home. He did crawl his way up in the career ladder and now enjoys a position of INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY OFFICER II-job description: assistant database and security administrator in one of the world’s largest oxygen gas producing company. In case you wonder what he does at the office?
:Well he waits for authorization and supply data to his supervisors upon request.
:is in charge of computer security in the massive networks the company has.
:his signature is as important as the head boss and the rest of the supervisors. Since without his signed name, no papers will walk to the approval desk nor reach the boss’s secretary
:has a team of 8 individuals at his disposal. And is currently requesting HR for additional office personal secretary!
[/End of resume]
kemp40- a new guy who loves Shawn Kemp. Well I like Kemp too back in the days. Anyways a cool due in the forums and is an over all nice guy! Let’s grab a brandy shall we?
Fgrep15- well another NLSC team member who I personally like. Carry on mate, and keep doing the good job. Lets go grab some whiskey now.
fender- a funny guy. A very funny guy. A funny guy indeed. Can never be funnier.ehem Anyways fender blender damn holy suspender get your ass an announcer and keep away from me spammer. Hehehe nah you’re always be an okay book in my library. Let’s toast a red wine on this one shall we.
kevc- woooooh an Asian dude who has vast knowledge about porn and stuff, or so he claims. Anyways my brother back home is named Kevin. So all Kevin’s are cool with me. Here’s a cali shandy for you
vank- a gym guy. Who likes to bulk up and he kinda looks like someone famous. Now we are going to lose 0.000000000000000000000000000001 % of the women’s population here on earth just for him. Damn. A whiskey for you pal.
habakkuk- your name sounds gongs as like the great prophet. After the late than pregnant scare, everything seems back to normal for you. Enjoy life my friend and never let your self be down. Here’s a gin tonic toast for you
jowe- everytime the term Filipino or the likes reach this kid, he’ll have orgasm of seismic scale. After that he’ll be overkillfully be angry. Tsk tsk tsk. Too bad I can’t drown you with booze. Over all I see you as a good guy around here but your fixation to slashes hair has gotta come to and end. Go grab the nearest lime juice kiddo.
cammo, bangs, sauru and Kevin - you guys are great to talk to in NBA talk. Period. That’s all about to say to you guys. let’s all have a bubbly champagne in the house!
fitzy - this guy respects authority and is very polite. Nice to know you pal. Behave in the forums now okay? Here’s a London Gin for you!
KAREN MOK: okay ladies and gentlemen. After toasting all the guest. We have come to the children’s party part. Nixau will let the kids enter and offer their individual toast to COOLmac in there own and unique way.
NIXAU: messa presents to you. Kids
|||KIDDOS and OTHER WIERDOS|||
other Kevin make your way to the fruit punch area
skip to my lou slip a Rhum into your bottle juice
emilliano to the punch area
rip32 Rhum for you too
wormy make your way to the fruit punch area
gloveguy here’s a whiskey
zmacand a brandy for you
ironman gin for you bro.
yog! make your way to the fruit punch area
kobe101 especially you. To the punch area please
thiery henry make your way to the fruit punch area
peter griffin after the worm incident?, make your way to the fruit punch area
anthony15 make your way to the fruit punch area
wormypunch is A-OK
GOAT get in we’re going to fill you up with fruit punch. Thanks for being a nice guy GOATY ol boy.
wisdom_kid sit on the toilet and drink your punch kid. If Buddhism prohibits it. Here have a carrot juice
sensation make your way to the fruit punch area and drink your water
Dengster make your way to the fruit punch area and drink your milk
SAC-1 make your way to the fruit punch area and serve the folks here with drinks.
incredible Jugs make your way to the fruit punch area and sulk your head in the punch bowl. HOOOO HOOO HOOO HOOO go jugs!!!!
mazz make your way to the fruit punch area and grab the folks some gin
its asdf- get your lime juice on the side table friend
cloudy- funk the room and grab a gin
hotshot- stay on the punch table and serve em juices
cb4- get your punch at the fruit basin my friend
uncommon sense shit lets pour punch at her chest and watch her &$@$ stiffen. Go get us some entertainment here girl. Join the drinkfest and enjoy.
SKELETONS in the CLOSET 105: COOLmac’s career plans includes buying himself a good house in the countryside and one alongside a beach. He currently rents a condo unit somewhere in the metropolis.
KAREN MOK: well looks like the party has started to get wild! Good nyt everyone and to those who are in the party me and nixau are going to do you a strip tease wohooooooooooooooooo. Enjoy !!!!!!
but wait here's my long lost friend HEART!
Nixau: messa thank you Calvin Klein for me underwear messa wearing now. Wwwooooooowwwwwwwwwwyyyyyyyyyyy
AND the band COLDPLAY started to take center stage and play the song FIX YOU
-ph.jpg)
COOLmac went up and do the stage dive!!!! Then he hit his groins on one of the spectator’s hands and he ended up in the hospital.
Then NIXAU does the impossible!!! He made a show center stage and did a “SPONTANEOUS HUMAN COMBUSTION TRICK” for everybody’s amazement!!!!
thats it for now
bBYE
[/end of story for now]
congrats on your milestone and even though alot of people considered you annoying, you really never did give me any problems. Hope to see you around longer
yay happy times. everyone isn't left out yet.....
.............ever 
