The official fat-ass thread.

Well this is my counter to the fitness thread . Anyways , we know everyone in the NLCS isn't fit or built , so this is for us junk food people . Whats your favorite kind of junk food? How much times a week do you "work out"?Well , here's my weekly schedule.

Sunday : Chinese Food , watch tv
Monday : Chocolates , sleep.
Tuesday: Sweets , Masturbate , sleep.
Wednesday izza , watch tv.
Thursday: Pizza , sleep.
Friday : Pizza , sleep.
Saturday : Wendy's!!!! , party , sleep.

As you can see the most import parts to my ''workout plan'' are watching tv , sleeping , and pizza.

You only masterbate once a week?

Yes , only once , used to be once a day back when I was 13.

Yes , only once , used to be once a day back when I was 13.

Too much information doobie You fatass.

I know you were probably just as horny as I was during that age. Alot of people are , its natural .

I was chasing girls since I was 5.. I remember asking this chick to be my gf when I was like 12 and she said no, so I got mad and hit her in the head with a baseball during recess.

^ True story, btw!!

In fact, research shows that overweight men are just as interested in sex as the next guy; they just may not be as able to perform.

Erectile Dysfunction and Obesity: Another Sad Story, Same Happy Ending

I'm not really a fat-ass, but I predict that I'll be one in the next 20 years.

The title just got me

am i the only normal guy that whacks off twice a day (once before bed and once when i wake up) everyday? whacking off only once a week, come onnnn

god when you wake up??? When I wake up im so limp even if Jessica Alba was naked in front of me I wouldn't pop one .

I didn't buy that last one Doobie, you lying man

In a sense I'm not , never found Jessica Alba attractive .I know I'll get bashed for this but I only think shes alright.

Yeah I gotta agree with doogie there.. shes very attractive but i wouldnt even consider her in the top 20 in hollywood.

Can't believe that one either...



She's alright...

EDIT: Wow, Legend, you fast-spamming bitch , name your Top 20 (with pictures, if you want)

I'm all up for pictures Personally, Alba is cute in a hot way.

god when you wake up??? When I wake up im so limp even if Jessica Alba was naked in front of me I wouldn't pop one

You gotta lay off the fast food and start working out. Guaranteed to blow your load twice a day or your money back

Personally, when I wake up, my dick is hitting me in the chest...nah, not really, but when I wake up my partner is...erected

This should be now called the "Whack off" thread...

i miss whacking off
havent done it in years

when I wake up my partner is...erected

Why does your partner get an erection when you wake up beside him?

LMAO^^^^

i will rephrase my statement

i miss whacking off :Very Happy:
havent done it in years :Mr. Green:

i havent done it in 7 months......i remember back in january i surely like this broad i met at a karoake bar. and the girl was on a week long vacation

am i the only normal guy that whacks off twice a day (once before bed and once when i wake up) everyday? whacking off only once a week, come onnnn

I average 2 a day ... key word is average

So that means you can ejaculate 6 times one day, then do absolutely nothing for the next two days? Scary thought.

I was chasing girls since I was 5.. I remember asking this chick to be my gf when I was like 12 and she said no, so I got mad and hit her in the head with a baseball during recess.

what the hell

well i pretty much eat all i can find and eat all the new crap my mom buys from the grocery store...but i still maintain my weight...i only get bloated though...make me look like a fat-ass

I don't really eat much, maybe twice a day... I like sushi so I usually walk up the street and buy that if I'm hungry, although it costs a fortune and they only give you this little portion. I drink alot of Pepsi Max but it has no sugar (shut up) so I like it.

So that means you can ejaculate 6 times one day

You say that like it's an achievement ah, I say no more.