women on taken guys and other funny stuffs

extra extra extra!!!

first thing first here's a mail i got from a certain girl.

Read ths paul, hehehe... and if you smile or i make you grin, why won't you call me tonight? instead of me giving you a call all the time


If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have >produced
enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is >produced
to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to
squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
(Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.(Do not try this
at home.. Maybe at work.)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached >to its
body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. ("Honey, I'm
home. What the....?!")

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the
length of a football field. (30 minutes... lucky pig.. can you imagine??)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds (What could be so tasty on the bottom
of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next
life...quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm........are you that strong?)

*ei! i hope ths made u smile.. = ) so call you tonight at 11?

anyways i have said a while back that i'm seein this old friend of mine, [my best girl pal back in college] and to say that we dated, make out and shits is an understatement. i am currently in a relationship with my girl of one year.

the big question is. why do women tend to have a fixation to men that are already taken.
is this some kind of a competition for them? if the guy falls for them or leave their gf's,wives do they feel some sort of high.....

this is my second indecent proposal/fling this year. i'm having a bad shit with my girl and her family now this......
life's temptation really sucks.

i wanna hear you guys opinion on this. young and old.
or if you got experiences it would help

Good find Coolmac

she just want to be f^>#* man...

its just lust dude....


or maybe she want some attention...

isn't your girl pregnant? stop thinking about the old flame....the heartache will far outweigh the enjoyment from the score....

as far as women go, if a guy is a committed relationship then he must be worthwhile or a good catch or something like that, so they think he'll be a good catch for them....women's logic

Read ths paul, hehehe... and if you smile or i make you grin, why won't you call me tonight? instead of me giving you a call all the time

Word bitch COOLmac like a ma'fucka! U gon' hit dat shit right?

Jae , its werd , learn ur street language dawg.If not Ill bust a cap in yo ass.

Anyways ,this has happened to the young doobster once . I was witt my girl a long time ago , and some girl started liking me , i liked the girl back so I left my girlfriend for the other girl , and then she blew me off (not in that way) and left me for another guy . So I got a lose/lose situation. Sucks ass.

I find it worrying that after "she blew me off" you put (not in that way) but after "sucks ass", nothing

lol . Who here would actually suck ass ???

I find it worrying that after "she blew me off" you put (not in that way) but after "sucks ass", nothing

hey we shouldn't mess with people's hobbies...

isn't your girl pregnant? stop thinking about the old flame....the heartache will far outweigh the enjoyment from the score....

as far as women go, if a guy is a committed relationship then he must be worthwhile or a good catch or something like that, so they think he'll be a good catch for them....women's logic

very well said. i have this in my pocket for a long time. but i forgot to put this in my brain. i think this into consideration. your women logic theory seems to be the answer to all of this. as far as i can remember women do outnumbered men with a ratio of 10:1.

plain & simple, we always want what we cant have.

what if you ultimately have it all of the sudden? does that change things a bit afterwards?

what if you ultimately have it all of the sudden? does that change things a bit afterwards?

well after the thrill of the chase is over and the claws are put away, they realise that this great guy they were chasing is not the man they thought he was and is actually a bit of a chump, so they discard him....

hope you weren't thinking I was referring to you as a chump, I was speaking hypothetically

nope i wasn't thinking that way X. of course your answer is the conventional and the most logical thing that would probably happened. but i wanted this to come out on a woman's point of view



QUICK SHARE STORY:
this happened to me earlier this year. i went to my savings bank to withdraw a large sum of money to be used as a downpayment to one of the SUV my dad really wanted to buy ever since. My folks wanted to borrow money from me so i ran and withdraw from this certain bank. One teller who is of course attractive enough] asked about why i am withdrawing such money. i jokingly said i am spending it to buy a car to one of my "girls" as so it may seem. she instantly flirt around. the next couple of weeks i find myself doing things together with this woman. soon enough she learned the truth that i am in a serious relationship and she holds the grip much tighter. which eventually leads me to kick her out of my life. that fling was the worst i ever have. it's all based on money. the center of it all was money. and this girl as i have learned late has about 2 lovechild back in the province where she came from. of course i never break out the topic with her.
women. bah such complicated specimens

lol . Who here would actually suck ass ???

Chris Rock's R Kelly bit from the "Never Scared" show comes to mind.

COOLmac: you always wind up telling a story, you should just make a thread saying "ignore everything in here" & put everything that you have to say in that one thread & that way no one will have to read it!!

but you "did" read it. anyways when you grow much older one of these days. stuff and life is like a long short story for you, so you will tell poeple about it in storyful ways
if i ever became a grandpa soon, boy i hope my grandchildren have a long attention span

I've always wonder if his stories are true...

wonder no more esse


but of course chinky and kentaru is not true!!!

COOLmac: you always wind up telling a story, you should just make a thread saying "ignore everything in here" & put everything that you have to say in that one thread & that way no one will have to read it!!

I'm not sure if the NLSC could handle a thread with 3000+ COOLmac posts.

the bandwidth is not the problem....the headaches will be for folks who out of curiosity or sheer entertainment bliss reads my stories

Ummm.............that is exactly what he was talking about. We should really get you a translator.