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Ali G Cop Training Video

Postby Mazzocchi on Tue Jun 21, 2005 11:32 pm

Haha This is one of the funniest TV clips I have seen.
Ali G is in police training. Does everything you're not supposed to do.
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And does annybody own anny of "Da Complete Seazons" of his show on DVD?
If you dont know who he is, your probally not British or you dont watch American HBO :(
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Postby Old School Fool on Tue Jun 21, 2005 11:37 pm

Ali G is a straight up fag.

David Chappelle > Ali G < An Erected Penis
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Postby J@3 on Tue Jun 21, 2005 11:38 pm

I used to watch Ali G in the USAIII or whatever the fuck it was when I was living in England, his movie's pretty funny aswell.
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Postby Boyk on Wed Jun 22, 2005 12:16 am

Ali G is pretty awesome, nothing on chapelle or chris rock, but still a funny guy.

actually i gotta say, vince vaughn is another funny guy (Y)
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Postby Jackal on Wed Jun 22, 2005 12:17 am

He's a moron. He overacts, it's like Steve Urkel. Most of the shit that happened to him he brought upon himself, overacting. Not my piece of pie. Then again, I dislike comedies or parodies. I watched Chappelle's show after a lot of encouraging and I thought it was mediocre. I'd watch if it there was nothign else to watch, I wouldn't watch it because I really really wanted to. Now the Shield... :lol:

Ali G should've just done his Madonna video and gone away forever. Then again, he wouldn't have become rich had he not acted as a moron.
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Postby Mazzocchi on Wed Jun 22, 2005 12:51 am

Jackal wrote:He's a moron. He overacts, it's like Steve Urkel. Most of the shit that happened to him he brought upon himself, overacting. Not my piece of pie. Then again, I dislike comedies or parodies. I watched Chappelle's show after a lot of encouraging and I thought it was mediocre. I'd watch if it there was nothign else to watch, I wouldn't watch it because I really really wanted to. Now the Shield... :lol:

Ali G should've just done his Madonna video and gone away forever. Then again, he wouldn't have become rich had he not acted as a moron.

Still pretty funny though :wink:

And you think Chappelles Show is mediocre?
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Postby cklitsie on Wed Jun 22, 2005 3:50 am

Mazzlowcchi™ wrote:And you think Chappelles Show is mediocre?[/b][/color] :shock:
I second this, do you really think so? :shock: :shock:
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Postby J@3 on Wed Jun 22, 2005 4:05 am

I think Chapelle's Show is below average. I've never seen it but I'm striking against black comedians until Chris Rock becomes funny.
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Postby Jackal on Wed Jun 22, 2005 4:08 am

I didn't think it was all that great, it was nice for awhile but I lost interest. Guess I'm not as hip as I thought. Come to think of it I only watch serious shows. Wether it's The Shield, CSI: LV, CSI: NY, CSI: Miami, Law & Order SVU, Law & Order CI, Numb3rs, Cold Case and more recently, The Sopranos.

The only thing close to being funny is Las Vegas, and that too I sometimes think is too glitzy and glamourish. Guess I watch it just to switch up the serious shows I watch. But comedy...I can't think of anything. I just didn't see the huge fuss about a guy "peeing" on someone, calling white people a "niggar" and Eddie Murphy's brother having fights with "Rick James, bitch". It's time pass at the most, as I said, mediocre in my books. :oops:

I guess I'm more for the drama & suspense. Shit, now I'm a thirty year old white male who's a drama queen. It just seems to be getting worse. :x
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Postby J@3 on Wed Jun 22, 2005 4:16 am

I actually got a clip of the Rick James thing, just to see what all of the fuss was about... first it was just a small audio clip of him saying "I'm Rick James, bitch" ... thought it wasnt' funny in the slightest, so I got a video clip and surprise surprise it still wasn't funny at all. I guess he knows his target audience at least, he has the teenage market completely wrapped up.
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Postby Jackal on Wed Jun 22, 2005 4:22 am

For sure, I just got it to see what the whole deal was with everyone going Chappelle Chappelle. That Rick James skit was just awful, I fast forwarded half the damn thing. It was no where near being funny, it was quite annoying. If that's funny, then I guess I have no funny bone.
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Postby Jackal_ on Wed Jun 22, 2005 7:24 am

Aw man Ali G is fuckin hilarious man...he's absolutely histarical at what he does. I'm not british and I think I've seen all the episodes, just the whole fact that he thinks he's black is the best part. His movie is phuckin funnny as hell too.. (Y)
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Postby Colin on Wed Jun 22, 2005 8:26 am

Jackal wrote:For sure, I just got it to see what the whole deal was with everyone going Chappelle Chappelle. That Rick James skit was just awful, I fast forwarded half the damn thing. It was no where near being funny, it was quite annoying. If that's funny, then I guess I have no funny bone.

"Now that you mention it Charlie Murphy, I think I'm bleeding inside my chest."
"Fuck yo couch Eddie Murhpy. You can buy a new one. What about my legs? WHAT ABOUT MY LEGS? They should have never gave you niggas money!"
But Rick James isn't the best. I like the Player Hater's Ball, Black Bush, Wayne Brady, Sam Jackson beer, the Racial Draft, and The Mad Real World. If you can watch two of those without thinking it's funny at all than I guess it just isn't for you.

But Richard Pryor is still funnier than all of these people.
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Postby Old School Fool on Wed Jun 22, 2005 9:58 am

I was dying on the Rick James skit, when Rick James was on Charlie's Couch!

He kept scraping his feet on it, like "Fuck yo couch Nigga, Fuck yo couch Nigga!"

Then there was the hilarious Wayne Brady Skit he did, OMFG. I never knew Wayne Brady was so gangsta.

Whore: Here's yor cash, baby!

Wayne: What's this? Benjamin is flappy, wh-...wha?

Wayne (pans to camera): Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?

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Postby Mazzocchi on Wed Jun 22, 2005 10:47 am

Still, IMO Rick James wasnt the best.
Mad Real World was the best.

Watch THAT Jackal, then tell me what you think :wink:
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Postby Andrew on Wed Jun 22, 2005 2:25 pm

Never cared for Ali G myself. "Ali G in the USAiii" is being shown on Foxtel on the Comedy Channel a couple of times a week right now, I haven't been tempted to watch it.
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Postby COOLmac© on Wed Jun 22, 2005 2:42 pm

chappelle is such racist for me IMO :x
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Postby Mazzocchi on Wed Jun 22, 2005 3:11 pm

COOLmac© wrote:chappelle is such racist for me IMO :x

........... :eh:
What?
If you mean that Chappelle is too racist for you, then... hes not racist.
Racism would be him standign up there saying "I ahte white people, kill white people, white people are the devil! Damn white people!"

Nick Cannon is Hilarious....
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Postby COOLmac© on Wed Jun 22, 2005 3:17 pm

but he's jokes and short films always show the opression of black people..which is delicate for others :?
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Postby J@3 on Wed Jun 22, 2005 3:25 pm

Sounds like some of you guys will laugh at anyone who yells "NIGGA!" loud enough.
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Postby Jackal on Wed Jun 22, 2005 5:46 pm

I watched the Sam Jackson beer one and the Racial Draft. I managed to sit through the Beer one but the Racial draft, that was just weak. I watched till they got Powell (I think?) and then I was like nah, let's just go back to watching something else.

I'll have a look at the Real Mad World, I'm open to viewing it with an open mind, I too would enjoy being able to talk about it, but if it's awful...then that's it for me & the Chappelle show.
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Postby Mazzocchi on Thu Jun 23, 2005 12:41 am

Jackal wrote:I watched the Sam Jackson beer one and the Racial Draft. I managed to sit through the Beer one but the Racial draft, that was just weak. I watched till they got Powell (I think?) and then I was like nah, let's just go back to watching something else.

I'll have a look at the Real Mad World, I'm open to viewing it with an open mind, I too would enjoy being able to talk about it, but if it's awful...then that's it for me & the Chappelle show.

Yeah, In my oppinion you cant get much better than the Mad Real World. (Its Episode 6 on the First Season) :wink:
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Postby cklitsie on Thu Jun 23, 2005 1:15 am

I agree that the Rick James skit isn't his best stuff, but you guys must have a different sense of humor or something, because I piss my pants almost everytime I see some Chappelle skits.

btw. if you think he's a racist, watch "black white supremacist" :lol:
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Postby Colin on Thu Jun 23, 2005 3:44 am

Jackal wrote:I watched the Sam Jackson beer one and the Racial Draft. I managed to sit through the Beer one but the Racial draft, that was just weak. I watched till they got Powell (I think?) and then I was like nah, let's just go back to watching something else.

I'll have a look at the Real Mad World, I'm open to viewing it with an open mind, I too would enjoy being able to talk about it, but if it's awful...then that's it for me & the Chappelle show.

Well, at the end of the Racial Draft the Asian delegation selects the Wu-Tang Clan.
I thought it was funny...
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Postby Boyk on Thu Jun 23, 2005 2:37 pm

Jae wrote:Sounds like some of you guys will laugh at anyone who yells "NIGGA!" loud enough.


Sounds like you are one of the most boring persons on this forum!
you dont like anything.
what are you 50 years old or something???
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