George Carlin

[Mazzocchi]

I'm just watching one of his standup performances on HBO Comedy and I havent watched him in a long time, and I forgot how funny he is
Great comedian.
Annybody else think so?
Whats your favorite performance he has done?
Mines "George Carlin: Carlin On Campus"

Well, you know they say blondes have more fun. Unfortunately, they also have more VD.

Reminds me of something my grandfather used to say. He used to say "I'm going upstairs and fuck your grandmother." Well, he was an honest guy, you know? He wasn't going to lie to a little kid.

haha not the best quotes from that performance, but still funny

[Colin]

I haven't seen a lot but he is soooo funny. Probably top 3 comic of all time (Pryor, Carlin, Seinfeld, IMO).

There was this one thing he had where he listed all these ad slogans. It sounds stupid, But the delivery made it funny. Anybody have anything on their comp?

[Big-D]

a funny one is when he was talking about words you cant say on tv.

[Mazzocchi]

haha yeah the 7 dirty words...
Piss, Shit, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker, and Tits

[Jackal]

You just couldn't resist not saying them, could you?

[Mazzocchi]

You just couldn't resist not saying them, could you?

Nope
good list though.
he later added 'Fart, Turd' and 'Twat' but I dotn consider them really to be on the original 7