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what do you feel about all of this

Poll ended at Fri Jun 24, 2005 4:18 pm

once again SPAMTASTIC
9
56%
very much the same.boring!!!!!!
2
13%
who cares!!!!
5
31%
 
Total votes : 16

SPAM WARS ep.2 [attack of the cosby clones!]PLOT THICKENS

Thu Jun 09, 2005 4:14 pm

SPAM WARS
Episode 2
“Attack of the TOOLS”


A long time ago, in an internet forum far far away…

There is unrest in the Galactic forum republic Senate; several hundred solar systems members have declared their intentions to leave the forum Republic. This separatist movement, under the leadership of general x and his two viceroy’s indypacers and cyanide, has made it difficult for the limited number of mods Knights to maintain peace and order in the internet galaxy.
Senator Pope Riot 1, the former queer of Taboo, is returning to the Galactic forum Senate to vote on the critical issue of
creating an Army of the Republic forum to assist the overwhelmed mods...


Ten days has passed since episode one and everyone was seemingly happy and things were back to normal. Or that is what everyone is thinking of. Pope riot 1 just return from his recent trip back in the nlsc republic when suddenly someone explodes his ship, the internet explorer. After much further investigation it was noted that the one died in the explosion of the explorer was just pope riot’s teddy bear. So no worries there. The real pope riot II is alive and well.
An important meeting was held by both the mod council and the supreme chancellor COOLmactine took place. And before long supreme chancellor COOLmactine has use his newly claimed authority making master mod SIT and his young apprentice the GOAT as personal body guards of Pope Riot II.

One night while pope riot II was sleeping in his pajamas an assassin with a name HKK pour in two gummy worms to kill him. But with stunning reflexes the GOAT attack and killed the worms using his mouse saber. After which he and master mod SIT followed the assassin into the dark corners of the general talk red light district.
After which they have learned that HKK was a morphon and before they can extract any info he was darted right in the neck by e certain bounty hunter named MVP. MVP escapes and the GOAT and mod knight SIT were left to report it to the council.
Next day at the mod council:

Master mod JAE: Track down this bounty hunter, you must, SIT.

Master mod ANdreas: Most importantly, find out who he's working
For.

Mod SIT: What about pope riot II? He will still need some spanking!!!

JAE: Handle that, your Padawan will.

Andreas: GOAT, escort the pope back to his home
planet of Taboo. he'll be safer there. And don't use
registered transport. Travel as 2 gay guys and avoid whanking each other off.

GOAT: As the leader of the opposition, it will be very
difficult to get pope riot II to leave the forums momentarily.

JAE: Until caught this killer and spammer is, our judgment he must
respect.

Andreas ghal: GOAT, go to the Senate and ask Chancellor
COOLmactine to speak with him.

The following is the recorded conversation after wards

COOLmacTINE: I will talk to him. Pope riot will not
refuse an executive order of spanking. I know him well enough to assure
you of that.

GOAT: Thank you, your Excellency.

COOLmacTINE: And so, my young Padawan, they have finally
given you an assignment aside from school assignments and sig making. Your patience has paid off.

GOAT: Your guidance more that my patience.

COOLmacTINE: You don't need guidance, GOAT only spanking. In time you
will learn to trust your feelings. Then you will be
invincible. I have said it many times, you are the most
gifted sig maker I have ever met (sarcastic voice).

GOAT: Thank you, your Excellency.

COOLmacTINE: I see you becoming the greatest of all the mods,
GOAT. Even more powerful than Master JAE.

INTERIOR: MOD TEMPLE, ATRIUM - DAY

ANDREAS GHAL and SIT walk along the Temple corridors.
JAE accompanies them, riding in a small floating toilet bowl.

SIT: I am concerned for my Padawan; he seems to be on the opposite side of the sex. He is not ready to
be given this assignment on his own yet.

JAE: The Council is confident in this decision, SIT.

A guy name JOWE pops up and shouted: yeah rock on sick fucks!!! (he leaves immediately)

Andreas Ghal: The boy has exceptional skills in whanking.

SIT: But he still has much to learn, Master. His
abilities have made him... uhhh, gay.

JAE: Yes, yes. It's a flaw more and more common among
MODS. Too sure of themselves they are. Even the older, more
experienced ones(he was reffering to someone here).

ANDREAS GHAL: you talking to me? okay Remember, SIT. If the prophecy is true,
your apprentice is the only one who can bring the balance back in the post.

SIT: If he follows the right path. I have also sensed that this darth weaver fellow is still alive!

JAE: mmm former lawyers die easily, they dont







:arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow:
the continuation 2nd half!!!!!!!!

after the great puzzle of locating the bounty hunter MVP's whereabout's mstaer jedi SIT allowed his padawan GOAT and the pope Riot II to have their mini honeymoon, while he invistigates on the matter at hand.

At the MOD TEMPLE following day

Master mod SIT comes out onto the veranda and stops, watching
TWENTY or so 11-16-YEAR-OLDS doing training exercises on how to post with their eyes closed,
supervised by master JAE. They wear helmets over their eyes and
try to strike little TRAINING idiots with their miniature
mouse sabers. The idiots tried to flame their post in front of them.

Master Jae: Don't think... feel... be as one with the post/Force. Help
you, it will. (he sees SIT) Younglings - enough! A
visitor we have. spank him. We will

The CHILDREN turn off their mouse sabers.

JAE: Master SIT-FAK Kenobi, meet the mighty Bear Clan.

CHILDREN: Welcome, Master KENOBI!

SIT: I am sorry to disturb you, Master.

JAE: What help to you, can I be?

SIT: I'm looking for a thread described to me by an old
friend. I trust him. But the system doesn't show up on the
archive maps. I have look everywhere in the internet forums, it is said that the bounty hunter is hiding in this thread and posted some pics of himself

JAE: Lost a threadt, Master kenobi has. How
embarrassing... how embarrassing. Zmac, the shades. An
interesting puzzle. Gather, younglings, around the map
reader. Clear your minds and find SIT’s wayward thread,
we will.

At that instant all the post of the NLSC FORUMS was like 3d floating around the faces of everyone in the room

SIT: This is where it ought to be... but it isn't.
Gravity is pulling all the post in this area inward to
this spot. There should be a thread here... but there isn't.

JAE: Most interesting. Spamming silhouette remains, but
the thread and all its post have disappeared. How can this
be? Now, younglings, in your mind, what is the first thing
you see? An answer? A thought? Anyone?

mhellat: yes i can see lindsay lohan's thin breast

JAE: spank the child with a makeshift crane... dumb child, puberty you haven't reach yet

There is a brief pause. Then a CHILD puts his hand up. YODA
nods.

JEDI CHILD P.A.C.A.V.E.L.I: Master? Because someone has put it to the HARDWOOD classics section that is why it may become locked and noone can reply to it anymore

CHILDREN: That's right! Yes! That's what happened! Someone
erased it in the general section!


SIT stares; JAE chuckles.

JAE: Truly wonderful, the mind of a child is, such idiocracy. The Padawan
is right. Go to the center of the post in the hardwood classics, and find
your thread you will.

SIT: But Master JAE who could have erased information
from the archives? That's impossible, isn't it?

JAE: (frowning) Dangerous and disturbing this puzzle is.
Only a MOD could have erased those files. It appears I am the only one who is capable now that Andrew is not the chancellor, but i dont remember erasing any thread. But who and why,
harder to answer. Meditate on this, I will. May the Force
be with you.




:arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow:

Later that day Master Sit wrode his mozilla firefox and travel
te vastness of the forum with the speed of light
along with an R4 unit named ruff they were able to came across the
request a signature thread.

landing in the rainy exterior of the thread master Sit was greeted
by a pilipino named Mikki:

mikki: master mod welcome (bowing ala korean style)
the prime minister awaits you

SIT: i am expected?

mikki: he is anxious to meet you after all these years,
we were beginning to think you weren't coming
and that you were trying to banned us all
pilipino's

they both enter the chamber of white light and seated in MEN IN
BLACK LOOKING chairs
then SIT was greeted by a character with simillar skin like as
mikki's

mikki: may i present you prime minister null17 and this is master mod

SIT: SIT-FAK kenobi...nice to meet you

null17: i hope you enjoyed your stay, we are happy you
arrived at the best part of the season, the summer and the playoffs

SIT: you make me feel most welcome


null17: Please... (gestures to chair) And now to business.
You will be delighted to hear we are on schedule. Two million
units are ready, with another 10 million well
on the way.

SIT: errr. is that good news?

null17: please tell your master yohance big green that we have all the confidence and that his order will be met in full, i hope he is well.

SIT: i'm sorry master who?

null17: master mod yohance big green, he is the leading member of the NLSC council is he not?

SIT: master green and master cambyman vol.3 were both killed almost 10 months ago

null17: oh im sorry to hear that, but i'm sure he would have been so proud of the army we have built for him

SIT: the army?

null17: yeah a clone army, i must say one of the very best we ever created, all saying "sup foo" in their sig

SIT: tell me prime minister, when my master first contracted you about the army, did he say who it was for?

null17: well yeah, this army of clones is for spamming and to help protect the fun in the NLSC republic
but you must be anxious to inspect them for your self

SIT: that's why i'm here

mikki: then let us see the finished clones shall we?

THE FOLLOWING SCENES HAS BEEN DELETED FOR VIEWER DISCRETION, IT INVOLVES THE GAY AND ROMANTIC THREESOME OF POPE RIOT II AND THE G.O.A.T AND THEir NEW FOUND FREIND THE LEGEND IN THE HOME PLANET OF POPE RIOT II "TABOO"
just insert imagination here!!!!!!

back to the clone army scene were SIT, null17 and mikki walking in the exterior of a grand mass production of clone armies ever been created...to SIT surprised the clone really does look alot like bill cosby.

null17: magnificent aren't they

SIT: do they have to look alot like the cosby guy?

null17:we take pride in thier spamming capabilities and their training at flaming confusing other members

SIT: you mentioned growth acceleration?

null17: no idiot
we just mention that we copied the sig to each memebers and their avatars but they still have control in thier individual names.

mikki: you will also find them very obedient, talking like they were all but the same. taking no hesitation to make fun out of posters

SIT: who was the original host?

null17: the first part were from mikki, but they all were temporarily premature so we have taken a bounty hunter named MVP to take the cloning

SIT: and where is this MVP fellow?

null17: oh we keep him here, he's a natural clown and he cracks us all up.

SIT: i would like to arrange a meeting with this fellow

mikki: that can be arranged
Last edited by COOLmac© on Sat Jun 25, 2005 3:27 pm, edited 8 times in total.

Thu Jun 09, 2005 4:16 pm

due to the length and accuracy of episode 2 i have just done the first part here like a premiere night for the real life..monday will be the continuation as promised and prophecized...to those still interested casting is still on going 8-)
Last edited by COOLmac© on Thu Jun 09, 2005 5:59 pm, edited 1 time in total.

Thu Jun 09, 2005 5:47 pm

when suddenly someone explodes his ship, the internet explorer.


:lol: :lol: (Y) (Y)

don't use
registered transport. Travel as 2 gay guys and avoid whanking each other off.



:lol: :lol: :lol:

I have also sensed that this darth weaver fellow is still alive!

JAE: mmm former lawyers die easily, they dont


Wait till I get my new leags, and I'll show you...

Thu Jun 09, 2005 6:12 pm

:lol: nice....just like the real Star Wars, episode 2 is proving to be better than the disappointing episode 1....keep it up :lol:

Thu Jun 09, 2005 10:57 pm

Wait.. when did I turn into Yoda?

Thu Jun 09, 2005 11:03 pm

yeah its awesome. for episode 3 make me..........um......general grevious.

Thu Jun 09, 2005 11:07 pm

bounty hunter named MVP

my guess is by the end of episode 2, you will get your head (or something else at COOLmac's discretion) cut off :wink:

general grevious should be played by a frail body with a heart and brain....he has to be cocky though....interested to see who COOLMAC casts in that role....

Fri Jun 10, 2005 12:29 am

Jae wrote:Wait.. when did I turn into Yoda?

You were Yoda in episode 1 I think.

JAE: I sense in him much fear, his mind is full of the opposite sex, clouded this boy future is, training him to be a mod I forbid.

Yeah, the giveaway.

Fri Jun 10, 2005 12:35 am

I want a parrrrrrt! 8-)

Fri Jun 10, 2005 2:08 am

I want a parrrrrrt!


We're casting for Jar-Jar Binks... :lol:

Fri Jun 10, 2005 9:12 am

A guy name JOWE pops up and shouted: yeah rock on sick fucks!!! (he leaves immediately)



:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Fri Jun 10, 2005 10:58 am

casting is still on the way!!!! just post your character to be alongside with your nick!!!!

this is the official casting POST
:arrow:
:arrow:
:arrow:

and to MVP you can't be 2 characters at a time :wink: you chose to be jango and jango you will become......

JAE--->>>>i thought you have been paying a lot of attention to this...were you guessing you were mace windu or that alien guy with a long hair that look like a giant ear? :roll:

Fri Jun 10, 2005 12:34 pm

I don't know, I never really read anything you post. It was just in decent paragraph form and the spelling looked somewhat correct so I replied. I'll try and pay more attention seeing asthough I don't know wtf is going on.

Fri Jun 10, 2005 12:43 pm

dont deny, denial is like a big lie 8-)
okay i believe you :lol:

Sat Jun 11, 2005 5:49 am

I'll be Darth Vader.

LOrd Of Spam. LOL.

Sat Jun 11, 2005 7:54 am

Wow congrats Coolmac, your posts are improving their quality!!

Slowly, very sloooowly... but they are! (Y)

Sat Jun 11, 2005 8:01 am

I've tried & tried & tried once again, I just can't bring myself to reading one of his posts. They seem so...well, chaotic to use a nice word.

I don't know, maybe it's the layout, the Star Wars thing which I don't get for shit or just the fact that it's Coolmac's postings, I just can't bring myself to reading it. :(

Sat Jun 11, 2005 3:03 pm

dont be such a kill joy, maybe in time soon mr.jackal yu'll get used to me, even a little :wink:
jona old friend dont you want a part?
and OSF darth vader part is already reserved for someone...hehehhee i think you know who it is already. his ncik starts with the letter "D"
i have just finished 2nd half and it appears we are gonna get a 3rd half for episode 2. such accuracy such accuracy, and oh yeah before i forgot..indy you are a viceroy!!! :lol:
peace may the SHIT be with you all

Sat Jun 11, 2005 3:17 pm

Damn you! Dweaver got Vader. :x

Can I be um...somebody? Teh Yoda?

I could be...R2D2, or even better Palpatine!

Umm...Riot could play C-3PO because he's a little on the UPTIGHT Side. :lol:

Sat Jun 11, 2005 3:30 pm

YODA= JAE
PALPATINE=me
R2D2=ruff ryder
and the role c3po is still vacant....you have to be casted as someone else i guess...try again :oops: :cry:

Sat Jun 11, 2005 5:26 pm

you have to be casted as someone else i guess...try again


Count Dooku... or Count Doodoo in your story...

Sun Jun 12, 2005 12:55 am

if C-3PO is still available, i'll take it lol

Sun Jun 12, 2005 7:16 am

Can I be a fucking Tree or something? God...

Sun Jun 12, 2005 7:43 am

I was a freaking queen? Give me a break!

Sun Jun 12, 2005 3:44 pm

Old School Fool wrote:Can I be a fucking Tree or something? God...


:lol: :lol: fuckin hell you're funny when you want to be.
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