SPAM WARS ep.1 [the spamtom menace]

[COOLmac©]

SPAM WARS
Episode 1- “the spamtom menace"


A long time ago, in an internet forum far far away…

Everything was at peace and order as the Supreme Chancellor ANDREW held the forum Republic together like binding glue. Everyone was seemingly happy and things were looking bright. An NLSC council was formed with gifted individuals called the mods. The mods were the defenders of the forum republic and keeper of the peace. They all held high their belief of a single post/force that binds everything together in the internet forum. They are on the good side of the post/force. Spearheaded by mod master JAE and the ever relentless master SIT.

A few resurgence has always arise and many were even killed trying to overthrow the great NLSC council until one day a group of unknown individuals storm in the NLSC forums and post like there is no tomorrow. Most notable is someone by the name LORD COOLmacious and his cunning and very agile apprentice darth Dweaver. Together they have forge an alliance with viceroy indypacers and viceroy cyanide to fully sway away some of the unsuspecting members of the forum republic away from the good side of posting. With the aid of general x they have storm their way in the world of pope riot and threaten to spam his very threads if he doesn’t cooperate in the wishes of the dark side, which is the also known as the SHIT. And unknown to all that the SHIT lord is no other than Macious himself. His evil internet empire spam its way across the NLSC replubic even declaring that he has his own internet forum, and many have fallen and contributed and were drawn by its immense darkness. Yes his forum is very dark it is colored black even. The dark SHIT has a contact within the confines of the of the council of the mods. His identity is known to be as Wisdom_kid. A young and valiant warrior yet easily deceive by the dark side of the post/force.

As an attempt to counter the rising resurgence mod master JAE call upon the council and discuss what is to be done with the threat of the SHIT. They have employ the help of a certain Mazz who forms threads almost daily however strange they maybe to counter the spamastic type of thread making of the dark side of the post/force. But valiant as his effort maybe he was killed by the great SHIT lord onyx. A former ally of the SHIT, yet was easily killed afterwards by master mod Andreas Ghal.

After the meeting has transpired mod master SIT again supply the council of a new guy which they felt will bring balance to the post/force. His name is young GOAT. This is the conversation in the great council at the mod temple…

JAE: I sense in him much fear, his mind is full of the opposite sex, clouded this boy future is, training him to be a mod I forbid.

SIT: but Master JAE, he is the chosen one, he will bring balance to the force.

JAE: yes his thoughts maybe conceive by drinking, drinking leads to drunkiness, drunkiness leads to sex, sex leads to maniacy, ahh such things are the way of the dark side.

ANDREAS: he is too old. A young mod must start at a very young age, let’s say 3 years old.

Padawan JOWE: to hell with your rules make him a fucken mod already dipshits.

JAE: ahh the force is strong in this one, yet being full pledge mod we grant you not. It is decided then, young GOAT become padawan of master SIT, he will, and padawan JOWE excluded in the council.



And so start the adventure of young GOAT as the chosen one, later they all have an epic battle with darth Dweaver in the planet of NBA TALK. After which darth Dweaver was sliced into half by the dreaded mouse saber(the official weapon of bothe the mods and the dark side) and was never to be heard of again. In the process an old guy with the name of jackal died.
This is the plan of the dark SHIT, to overthrow Andrew as the supreme chancellor of the forums. After the mouse saber wars the great Andrew was relieve of his chancellor duties and a senator named COOLmactine takes his place, there was a voting to who will have the most post after this year and everyone was blinded and voted for senator COOlmactine.

All is well but not ends well. See you all in part 2.!!!!!!!! I mean episode 2. Next time….

[COOLmac©]

and oh yeah if you like the idea and if you are not yet one of the characters you can post your nick and the character that you want to be able to be included in episode 2 may the post be with you!!!!

[Jackal]

You desperately need a girlfriend mate.

[J@3]

True. Credit where it's due though, this was quite entertaining in comparison then the other threads you've made.

Padawan JOWE: to hell with your rules make him a fucken mod already dipshits.

Lol decent accuracy with that one.

[Ruff Ryder]

lol @ Jackal

[Colin]

And this might be your best post ever...

[Ruff Ryder]

Ok, I'll admit it was fairly interesting...kinda.

[The GOAT]

LMFAO at Jowe

[J@3]

I had mentally locked this thread before I even loaded it but I am reasonably impressed. Did you get someone else to write it for you or just spell check the hell out of it?

[Ruff Ryder]

I had mentally locked this thread before I even loaded it but I am reasonably impressed. Did you get someone else to write it for you or just spell check the hell out of it?

Well he has plenty of mistakes to go around, but who's counting? I'll enter from the D-Block world. R^2(how the F do you do the superscript?) D2.

[COOLmac©]

well for sometime now i have taken an english tutor with me and i am studying english for over a week now.can you believe she's half japanese? anyways expect more of good english from me soon. just be patient:

EDIT: casting for episode 2 is already on the way: i still have to get many more chracters in the great analogy.....just post people okay?
cool lucas is casting!!!!

[shadowgrin]

I had mentally locked this thread before I even loaded it but I am reasonably impressed. Did you get someone else to write it for you or just spell check the hell out of it?

Same here, but not impressed, more like amused. I was about to post a request to the mods to lock it.
Maybe Coolmac finally used at least 1% of his brain to write that.

well for sometime now i have taken an english tutor with me and i am studying english for over a week now.can you believe she's half japanese? anyways expect more of good english from me soon.

It's been a week, so did you already bang her or not? We don't expect good english from you, we expect details of what happened IF you do manage to screw her.

[COOLmac©]

naughty naughty eh?
she's my gf btw
and yeah we did things not worth posting for details about
anyways why you want this lock? you kill joy

[Dean]

make me....um.....jango fett.

[COOLmac©]

okay since the next episode is the clone wars. you got your named book:

this is the official casting POST:

MVP=jango fett
shadowgrin=extra jedi who died anyways
ruff_ryder=R2D2
Filip= mmm brother of jaba the hutt

[shadowgrin]

she's my gf btw
and yeah we did things not worth posting for details about
anyways why you want this lock? you kill joy

You desperately need a girlfriend mate.

Sorry about your "girlfriend."
I don't want to kill joy, I want to kill you!

Cast me as a Jedi extra who died because of a laser shot by an android during that big battle scene.

[The X]

Not that bad....I actually read the whole thing which says something....

one question though....

With the aid of general x they have storm their way in the world of pope riot and threaten to spam his very threads if he doesn’t cooperate in the wishes of the dark side, which is the also known as the SHIT

I'm assuming I'm dark side or am I just deep in the world of SHIT

[COOLmac©]

to x----yep we are in the darkside of the post/force.....and i am the lord of the SHIT
pope was padme and his thread of HS threat is naboo

and to shadowgrin-----always behind the limelight eh? ok you are book as a worthless jedi who died in the arena

[The X]

that you are COOLmac, that you are....I would never argue with someone with so much knowledge of the SHIT

[COOLmac©]

thanks for being in allegiance with the dark side of the post/force my good general x. as you can see it is very pointless to argue someone with great mastery as I am, the great SHIT lord. they have killed my great master darth homer. now it is time we reveal our selves and exact revenge to the mods..mwahhahahahhahaa
the shroud of the dark side has fallen

[AlwaysWhat,NeverWhy]

Darth Dweaver's to do list:

1. Get new legs... those Darth Vader ones look fine... although I'm not so sure about the mask...

2. Mouse saber Lord COOLMacius to death... There can be only one!!! ... errr... wrong movie... anyway... this is teh way of that Dark SHIT... the apprentice must kill th emaster...

3. Choose new apprentice. I choose.... ( drum roll ...) General X... He's a little rusty and at a ripe age, but his beer drinking skills and alcohol endurance show soem SHIT sensitivity... He can still be trained...

4. Attack the Jedi Toilet on Corucrap and kick the living SHIT out of the remaining MODis...

5. Finally payoff that last dose for my Star Destroyer...

[COOLmac©]

hahha very wise my half-bodied aprentice, but as you can see your powers are still inferior compare to mine.....!!!!!!!! check out my meladochronian count it is above average even by the greatest of all MODS.....you still can't kill me as your master...i am still the LORD OF THE SHIT!!!!!hahahahaha your knowledge of the dark side of the post is still lesser compaired to mine 1991 versus 1716....beat me and you will have the title of the lord of the SHIT. but first to the more important note....the fall of the mod council we must not hesitate, we must not show no mercy!!!!

[J@3]

Oh God this thread has turnt into a spam thread too, when will it ever stop

[Fresh8]

When Andrew reads this: you notcie Coolmac ficticiously overthrew u???
And to Jae: all of Coolmac's threads turn into canned ham!

[Blue Nugget]

You desperately need a girlfriend mate.