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that guys screwed... wat time is it in NY??? 3am???

wait a sec... hes like 12... bahmitsfas are held when u turn 13.... GOAT is screwed up! Too much beer buddy...

Once you're sober, can you explain the, "dance with prefect body htin on her se kised me woooooooooo" part a little better?

I dunno lol

i've never been drunk before...

Are you trying to copy Nick or just trying to get banned?

I dont think hes drunk, hes just been inspired by Nick's thread.

Why the fuck would he do that? It's not like he's Homer, Mazz (stealing ) or you.

Why the fuck would he do that? It's not like he's Homer, Mazz (stealing ) or you.

Well can you please explain why he did this then?.....to make us all laugh?...I dont think so.

Why is GOAT posting this shit, I do not understand...

And I just realized "this" is an anagram for "shit".

lmao @ Jona.. maybe hje is trying to be like Nick...

Good work goat, keep up the good work

I don't think hes drunk lol he's only 12 remember

Do Jews drink and serve drinks at a bahmistfa??

barmitsfas

What's that?

it's like this jewish thing when a dude (only dudes, i don't think they do this for dudettes) turns 13, he is officially a man.... they have to wear this tiny rabbi(t) hat and read off some hebrew scrolls... in G.O.A.T.'s case, I think he had a different type of brew.

Well if it was meant to be funny, you didn't succed one bit.
And if if was a 'drunk-post', I suggest you don't drink for another 6 years at least, my friend...

I don't get it either, I never really feel like posting at an internet forum when I'm drunk, not even to sit behind my pc and do something.

I think you're going a bit far now in your revolution against the English language.

Besides, it's Bar Mitzvah and you have one at the age of 13 if you're a jewish boy, 12 when you're a girl. I though the G.O.A.T. was 12, so that makes him a (jewish) girl

Isnt he 12 turning 13??? which makes him a jewish boy

A black Jewish girl lol... yeah I didn't think it was funny, I found certain bits of Nick's thread funny but not the whole thing, I don't really think any of this is funny though. How many 12 year old girls have a "perfect body" btw?

Okay here's teh deal:
My brother is home from college for teh first time in a year for teh weekend. I was at a barmitzfah (not mine) but I didn't get wasted. Unfortunately my friend did. It was fun to watch him make a fool of himself but that's not the piont.

Anyway either my brother tried to play a trick on me while I was gone (it ended at 4 in the morning) or he got drunk himself, which is a possiblity since he's still sleeping and it's 11 am here

He was probably drunk though, it would have been a really bad joke. He used to come here, he was my first 60 posts. His name was 5footstreetballa. So he probably just openeed up my favorites, picked teh one with the pretty red icon, and posted...

Damn, is that the worst lie I've ever heard!

Bar Mitzvah boys also get a shit load of money. That's why the goal is to invite as many people as you can. They're supposed to put a couple hundred dollars in your pocket each, to give you a start in life. I wish I was Jewish.... Well, maybe not.

Just a question: Who is Jewish here?

I am Muslim

Why does this thread still exsist? It's so sad.

Jewish girls, drunk 12 year olds, Onyx...this thread sucks.

I actually found some of teh responses pretty funny....
I'm now a 12 year old black Jewish girl with a dick. Great.