NLSC Reality Show - First Task Voting!

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Who Wins This Weeks Task?

Poll ended at Tue Apr 05, 2005 12:13 pm

Team Darko - NLSC Institute
12
18%
Team Kemp - Conspiracy Theory
11
16%
Team Yinka - The Dome
5
7%
Team Retardo - Jae The Retard
18
27%
Team Rodman - Homer
21
31%
 
Total votes : 67

NLSC Reality Show - First Task Voting!

Postby The Host on Sat Apr 02, 2005 12:01 pm

Well we've had our first week already and I'm happy to say every team except one submitted something, so well done guys and thanks for making the effort. Now voting for the task starts... as Team Weis didn't submit a task, every member will be up for eviction along with the two members the losing team nominates, so for our first eviction (which will happen after the voting for the task) we'll have 6 people up. Anyways, a few rules...

RULES

You can vote for anyone you want, no restrictions on that.

Voting will close on Monday, 3rd April at 9:30pm EST (NY time).

If there are two winners, or two losers, we'll have a one day long tiebreaking vote.

That's about it, once again thanks for making the effort and feel free to post as soon as I unlock this thread.
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Postby The Host on Sat Apr 02, 2005 12:02 pm

TEAM DARKO

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TEAM REPORT

The idea came right to me and I knew that the concept of a "special class" would be in our picture.

Riot - Did nicely. Supported me all the way. Can't say anything wrong about it.

Mikki - Gave notice that he wouldn't be around for a few days, so I can't really blame him for it. He also supported me.

Null - Was MIA most of the time. I was kinda mad about that. It took a while for him to actually get back to me. But he supported me so I'm not really pissed at him.
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Postby The Host on Sat Apr 02, 2005 12:02 pm

TEAM KEMP

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i made the thing in photoshop
ive made a deal with the other guys that i would make this graphical thing so i wouldnt have to do some future tasks involved writing since english isnt my native language.
they had some small ideas and also gave me their opinions on the stuff i cam up with. of course its obviously who the retards of the NLSC are, so i didnt need help with that.
the final idea just popped up all of a sudden and then i made it and i was pretty content.
thats all folks
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Postby The Host on Sat Apr 02, 2005 12:03 pm

TEAM YINKA

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No team report.
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Postby The Host on Sat Apr 02, 2005 12:03 pm

TEAM RETARDO

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TEAM REPORT


Introduction:

The first task of the NLSC Reality Show pitted team against team in a competition to produce the most eye-catching and creative graphical tribute possible to celebrate the existence of ‘retards’ who have come in and out of the NLSC. Team Retardo took onboard the task with the same mentality as many teams would have in terms of deciding on which retards to display.

‘Retards’ has a seemingly very specific definition as most posters view guys like Heido, Lankyman and Homer as past retards. And Coolmac as a present one. Our original approach to the task was to do a ‘Wall of Shame’ for players like Lanky, Homer, Heido, Coolmac and portray Coolmac as a Jesus Christ figure in an attempt to show that he is the retard’s messiah who is bringing back retardation to the forums.

Deciding on What to Do:

After much discussion between Filip and Najira, they were seriously thinking about boycotting the task and handing nothing in to be evaluated. Sit agreed with their point of view but had a different idea as outlined in the following MSN conversation:

:: Will ::: Lifes a prison... when ur in love alone says:
or we could make Jae a retard!
Filip - Mixtape Vol 6, soon in your PC says:
And get banned 4 life!
::: Will ::: Lifes a prison... when ur in love alone says:
we wont get banned
::: Will ::: Lifes a prison... when ur in love alone says:
i can justify why we used him!
Filip - Mixtape Vol 6, soon in your PC says:
It would be quite cool to make a retarded Jae sig, I agree, lol.
::: Will ::: Lifes a prison... when ur in love alone says:
but... i could talk to andrew about it if we want to go ahead with it...
::: Will ::: Lifes a prison... when ur in love alone says:
so we wont get banned
Filip - Mixtape Vol 6, soon in your PC says:
So what are you saying, it's okey to make fun of other ppl but not Jae? That's fucked up
::: Will ::: Lifes a prison... when ur in love alone says:
no... we wont rag those guys because they already got too much shit.. jae on the other hand who created this took five minutes to think.. all he could think of was flaming retards again...
::: Will ::: Lifes a prison... when ur in love alone says:
doesnt that make him a retard too?
::: Will ::: Lifes a prison... when ur in love alone says:
at least for this week?
::: Will ::: Lifes a prison... when ur in love alone says:
and plus.. its all for fun
Filip - Mixtape Vol 6, soon in your PC says:
AHAHAH, that's great man! I love that
Filip - Mixtape Vol 6, soon in your PC says:
"we wont rag those guys because they already got too much shit.. jae on the other hand who created this took five minutes to think.. all he could think of was flaming retards again..."
::: Will ::: Lifes a prison... when ur in love alone says:
thanks man...
Filip - Mixtape Vol 6, soon in your PC says:
Perfect man
::: Will ::: Lifes a prison... when ur in love alone says:
so we gonna use this idea?
Filip - Mixtape Vol 6, soon in your PC says:
Use that one
Filip - Mixtape Vol 6, soon in your PC says:
Hell yeah!
::: Will ::: Lifes a prison... when ur in love alone says:
awesome.


It was decided then that Jae would be the perfect retard to be portrayed in a graphical tribute. Why? Think about it NLSC, all the outcasts who have already received enough s*it from the majority of the forum community and have been banned wouldn’t really be getting any fair treatment if we don’t get over them and still resort to ragging them in our spare time.

And Jae, who is a respected ‘senior’ member of the forums spends five minutes to think of a ‘genius’ mission to send us on can only think of one thing; flaming reatards. Shows how many brain cells he has and doesn’t that make hi ma retard himself.

Our message to Jae: Get over it and think of something more creative instead of the norm. Using your brain doesn’t hurt!

The Task:

The team had a team meeting to discus the layout of the tribute to Jae. Since his face has never appeared on the forums, we decided to use Godzilla in our picture. His soft toy is a symbol of him which is well known to most posters and it is only appropriately to use this symbol.

The team then agreed on using George Bush as Jae’s picture partner. Bush; which is debatable, is abusing his power as President to start countless ‘missions’ against terror… when he is creating even more unnecessary terror. Going to war for the wrong reasons and not know why he even went to war builds up to prove why he is a retard.

The team decided on their roles. Sit was team leader for the task and tried to overlook the whole process. Filip was important in putting forward his opinion of the task and came up with valid points for the team to use. Dogg was quick finding suitable pictures and Najira photo shopped and produced the final product.

It was a team effort in terms of brainstorming ideas to use and Team Retardo stands by the finished product as seen below.

The Team:

Sit: Team Leader, Writeup
Filip: Ideas man, Good analysis on work and leadership
Najira: Graphic Designer
Dogg: Research
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Postby The Host on Sat Apr 02, 2005 12:04 pm

TEAM RODMAN

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Well, I'll be totally honest and say I'm not much of a leader. Cyanide was the true leader of this task. I had voted for him but Cyanide & Mafia voted for me and I think X just went along with their vote. Anywho's, they wanted me to be leader so alas, I am leader.

Anyways, onto the task. I've got zilch photoshop skills and I made clear that the team knew that much. Cyanide (who's name I'm still to find out... :oops: ) said he's got the Photoshop skills so he'll take care of the graphical parts. Sounds coolio to me I says. So like yesterday Cyanide PM'ed me asking about some info he could put in so I went with the obvious choices of the über morons: Homor, Heidi & Lanky Bitch. Naturally we had to put in some signs of the sheep humping gif alas I had very little time & I couldn't pin point it for Cyanide. Anywyas, he did a great job by putting a sheep humping picture in the background, quite clever in my opinion. I went to the black NLSC to look for past retards alas my school teacher caught me and kicked me out of the class. Hehe, when I went home my mom kept dogging me about studying so I couldn't really look for things I wanted to look for. (Perhaps a few more Andrew Scott quotes. :lol: , hehehe, if I had more time I'd even put in the Yinka Dare thread. Or the one created by tales in which he had a convo with Michael Jackson, oh well...we tried our best with the little time all of us had.)

Anyways, onto how I think the team did. Cyanide was the man. He did it all, he processed my summary of the retards and placed them in the pictures. I didn't have much contact with Mafia & X so I can't really say they did much. According to what Cyanide said, they didn't do all that much either. Anyways, I'd like to take the blame for their lack of participation given I was the team leader and it's my task to push my team forward when they do tend to relax a bit. I gave them the option of voting me out if they wanted to btw.
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Postby J@3 on Sat Apr 02, 2005 12:23 pm

Well that's all of them, some excellent work there. The thread's unlocked so feel free to post.
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Postby GloveGuy on Sat Apr 02, 2005 12:30 pm

Let's keep in mind, Team Darko's involved zero PhotoShop due to the minimal skills of the team leader.

We've got some good shit here.

And to my fellow teammates -- sorry if I let you down, guys.
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Postby J@3 on Sat Apr 02, 2005 12:45 pm

I said when I announced the task that it doesn't necessarily have to be the best graphically, I mean people liked my old sig (with the quotes) and that was pretty rubbish graphically.
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Postby cyanide on Sat Apr 02, 2005 2:50 pm

Jackal, I couldn't have made it without your help on the info on Homor, though. At least we were all able to pull it through. (y)

So far, looks like Team Rodman is winning in the polls :)
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Postby Indy on Sat Apr 02, 2005 2:57 pm

darko kemp and retardo are tied for last...


COME ON PEOPLE GO TEAM KEMP!!!
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Postby cyanide on Sat Apr 02, 2005 3:04 pm

Well, obviously, each team is going to have at least 4 votes, since there's 4 members per team. Team Rodman already surpassed that :shock:
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Postby Riot on Sat Apr 02, 2005 3:08 pm

Glove guy, it owns. Don't worry, you didn't let us down.

GO TEAM DARKO!
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Postby -BHZMAFIA- on Sat Apr 02, 2005 3:19 pm

Let's go Team Rodman This can be a great start of a dynasty :twisted:
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Postby Null17 on Sat Apr 02, 2005 4:13 pm

go team darko. sorry for not being around most of the time. didn't expect my connection at home would be busted. i'll try to be more active in the next task. that is if i'm still around lol...
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Postby Strike Freedom on Sat Apr 02, 2005 4:30 pm

are there 2 Lanky man?
in team kemp and yinko... :lol:
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Postby xcyz on Sat Apr 02, 2005 5:02 pm

dear GM:
I am a chinese boy and i love NBA-LIVE very much
my english is very poor
but i hope EA can make BULLS like other NBA TEAM
I THINK BULLS is very small in the game!!!!

GORDON,HENRICH,DENG,CURRY must be more stronger
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Postby J@3 on Sat Apr 02, 2005 5:25 pm

xcyz wrote:dear GM:
I am a chinese boy and i love NBA-LIVE very much
my english is very poor
but i hope EA can make BULLS like other NBA TEAM
I THINK BULLS is very small in the game!!!!

GORDON,HENRICH,DENG,CURRY must be more stronger


Indeed.
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Postby cklitsie on Sat Apr 02, 2005 5:53 pm

I cannot believe this. Anyway, what about some bonus points for sending the task within the time limit. :x
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Postby J@3 on Sat Apr 02, 2005 5:58 pm

:lol: there's still 2 and a half days to go, I'll get Andrew to put an announcement on the front page so more people will come and vote.
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Postby Andrew on Sat Apr 02, 2005 7:24 pm

Beat you to it Jae. I included it in the notice about the next roster release.
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Postby Null17 on Sat Apr 02, 2005 8:37 pm

Jae wrote:
xcyz wrote:dear GM:
I am a chinese boy and i love NBA-LIVE very much
my english is very poor
but i hope EA can make BULLS like other NBA TEAM
I THINK BULLS is very small in the game!!!!

GORDON,HENRICH,DENG,CURRY must be more stronger


Indeed.


lol. who's the GM here anyway??

go team darko. close race vs team rodman
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Postby xcyz on Sat Apr 02, 2005 9:31 pm

i only want to say: i hope EA can make BULLS more stronger
BULLS is not very stronger now
i often network with my classmate
but Bulls cannot beat any team
my classmate chose MIAMI,SUNS......
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Postby Dogg on Sat Apr 02, 2005 9:33 pm

xcyz wrote:i only want to say: i hope EA can make BULLS more stronger
BULLS is not very stronger now
i often network with my classmate
but Bulls cannot beat any team
my classmate chose MIAMI,SUNS......

yea yea, whatever you say
damn, deam darko task is fucking retard so i vote for them :oops:
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Postby J@3 on Sat Apr 02, 2005 10:16 pm

xcyz wrote:i only want to say: i hope EA can make BULLS more stronger
BULLS is not very stronger now
i often network with my classmate
but Bulls cannot beat any team
my classmate chose MIAMI,SUNS......


Yeah, would you mind not posting anymore.
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