I just started watching Entertainment Tonight, and the first thing I saw was a picture of Charlie Sheen. Then some obnoxious gay guy in a pink tie started saying "The break-up of Charlie and Denise, we have all of the details!" which was then followed by some dumb whore who came out with "We go inside the divorce papers, how much are the couple worth and who might get what?".
This might seem fairly innocent to some people, but how are these vermin allowed to just trample into peoples private lives and broadcast it all over the TV? I'm not a fan of Charlie Sheen, I think he's talentless and monotone but that doesn't detract from the fact that ET have no right to try and "analyise" (emphasis on "anal") their entire divorce. I'm not sure if they realize this, but it's none of their business whatsoever. I know they think they should tell people the news and what they want to hear, but does anyone at all care about the divorce of these people? It's not exactly a pleasant time for them, and I'm assuming the last thing they want is these tools going to an award ceremony and telling Oprah and Halle Berry that the two had divorced. Once again, what business is it of theirs to go around telling everyone it'd happened? The voiceover said "the pair (Oprah/Halle) said they felt bad for the couple"... how else are they going to feel dickhead? "Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards are getting a divorce!" "Good, I hate them" I think the more appropriate response would've been "So? Shut up wanker, get a real job".
I think I should become famous purely so I can physically harm these people. If I ever saw some toss with an Entertainment Tonight microphone I'd ram it up their ass and then ask that fag fashion guy they have to tell them if it would look better in beige. Hollywood is full of pretentious morons, and I'd be shocked and apalled if people even gave half a shit about the news ET "breaks". Anyways that's my rant done, it's 4am... hmm... maybe this is God punishing me for not sleeping, what do you reckon COOLmac?