Angel or Devil : Devil
Jordan or Beckham : Jordan
Michael Jackson or Eminem : MJ
Dr.Dre or P.Diddy : P.Diddy, he did a song using Led Zeppelin - Kashimir with Jimmy page playing it . Gang$ta.
Cat or Dog : Dog
Fireman or Policeman : Policeman, so i can pick on wiggers and black folk.
President or Gang Lord : Gang Lord, so i can go kill 2pac once and for all.
Musician or Actor : Musician
Sportsman or Business Tycoon : Business Tycoon.
Have 1 Wife or 7 wives : 1 Wife
Ricky Martin or Enrique Iglesias : Neither.
Britney Spears or Christina Aguielera : Christina.
Conan or Hercules : Conan. Ice Cold barbarian. Hercules was a pansy.
Superman or Wolverine(from X-Men) : Wolverine.
Denzel Washington or Will Smith : Denzel Washington
Tom Hanks or Jim Carrey : Jim Carrey.
Johnny Bravo or Dexter : Who?
Spongebob or Jimmy Neutron : I don't watch cartoons for 4 years olds.
Abraham Lincoln or JF Kennedy : Neither. Both were stupid enough to go in public and in places where people hated them. "sure lets drive through dallas with teh top down..."
Martin Luther King or Mahathma Gandhi : Gandhi, MLK had a dream big deal.
Missy Elliot or Lauryn Hill : Neither. They got the snake hips yo.
Justin Timberlake or Nick Carter :

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Frodo or Gandalf :
Pornstar or Playboy : Pornstar
Cockroach or Rat : Rat
West Side G or East Side G : Just what the world needs, more wiggers.
Human or Alien : Alien.
Pamela Anderson or Jessica Alba : Alba
Neo or Constantine : Bill and ted's excellent adventures

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Frank Sinatra or Andy Williams : Sinatra
Fred Durst or Carson Daly : neither. They are both retards.
Stripper or Prostitute : Stripper
Axl Rose or Tupac : Axl Rose.