Sit's Story Thread (Help needed with Problem)

[Fresh8]

- Due to the fact that i have heaps of stories i want to share i want to put them in one thread. I just hope u guys can come in and laugh or something, maybe my story can make u feel a bit better or something cause i know i always laugh at myself ay?

- I will post something that i find funny (which usually happens once a day) and if nothing happened, or nothing serious I can post something that pops into my mind from ages ago.

- Anyways, i hope u guys can enjoy it as i take u through my life and encourage u to share ur stories. And if it all gets too boring, dont hesitate to tell me and i will stop my ongoing personal blog!

[Fresh8]

My 'Chick'

the chick and me... she went overseas for the WHOLE goddamn summer.... and then when she came back we were hoping we could keep on going right? We were wrong and after like two weeks her friends started annoying her so much she got angry at them. I told her to chill and not to be pissed at her friends but then she told me that she hated me too cause some guy told her i said that i thought she was using me. I swear i didnt say a thing!

So after like a few days of silence and constant death glares from her... we decided that its better if we werent together. oh- that was like last week! At first it hurt heaps.. cause i liked her so much but then i started to hate her for getting angry at me for no reason and that she hated me for the wrong reasons.... and then she started to tell me how she wasnt good enough for me and i hated her for putting herself down.

But its ok now i guess. lol- she rang me last night and we talked for about 2 hours about random things; the longest we did in the last two weeks and its sort of back to normal. I figured out its better to be friends than to not talk at all. So at least my life is sort of turned out ok... although i still sort of like her- its part of letting go!

[Guest]

Better to have Freinds with benifits than a girlfreind.

[Fresh8]

Pissing Off the Teacher... and getting cake in return!

aww man! Last thursday.... in form class, the class next door was singing happy birthday. So our form teacher said,"Its so nice a birthday!" Follow the dialogue as what happened!

Baxter: Miss its my birthday
Chris: Yeah it is
Teacher: Can someone confirm this?
Sit: Yeah it is miss! I think we should sing happy birthday

(All three of us were laughing at that time....)

Teacher: Ok... we need someone to lead
Chris: Go Sit buddy... ur aisan!
SIt: Ok, lets go!

(We sang happy birthday and after the cheering i said, 'u suck' to the other class... i shouted actually. At that stage we thought she should have telled it was a hoax right... she was too dumb! lol)

Teacher: Will, thats not very nice.
Baxter: It's Sit's brithday today!
Chris: No, its tommorrow!
Sit: It's in two days.
Teacher: I think i will just get a birthday list

(Silence)

Baxter: Its ok miss... we know everyones birthday
Sit: YEah!
Teacher: In that case, maybe I should bake a cake for next thuirday form class... actually what about I bake a cake for ewvery week we have a biurthday...

At that stage we were laughing so hard! She still didnt know it was a joke.... and now we scored ourselves a chocolate cake next week! hooray... stupid ass teacher!

Trying to impress girls, by giving terrorists props!

I lost my captain badge for the thrid time in two weeks... as a joke my teacher told me i should tell the whole school in chapel... thats what i did... Headmaster wasnt impressed especially how i said... 'wat up everyone... i lost my badge so u better give it back to me if u find it! Oh, while im up here i wanna give a shoutout to those iraqi guys in iraq. What can i say? They need to get respect!'

So yeah.. i kinda got in heaps of trouble but it was great... at least the girls thought it was funny...

[Fresh8]

All My Teachers hate on me.. now I know what it feels like to be kobe!

one day last year during exam week, some asian guy told me to go to math with him cause his teacher wouldnt care so i went in and told everyone my name was Tim Tam (which is wat most of the grade 11s call me now). So after hanging wiuth them for like 5 minutes, i left and went back the next period cause they had christian studies with my economics teacher. She told me to leave the class which i refuesd to so when she threatened me with a detention i stood up and said, 'awww man.. just because im asian.' I was then given a detention straight awy. When my physics teacher had me for the detention she asked why i was there... i said, 'cause im asian'

but thats not where it ends... two weeks later, we got camp groups organised for leadership camp. my econs teacher was assigned to take my group. I didnt know until my friend told me that in their form class they asked her, 'do u know anyone in ur camp group miss?' she said, 'noone stands out in my mind... wait, Will Sit' her class was like, 'haha.. u got sit!' And she said, 'uh- no more! I'm switching! I applied for a switch when i saw the name...'

Sure thing, it happened quickly, next day I didnt have her as the teacher going to camp with us. instead i got my friends mom. That was last year, after the camp she told her son, 'im never going on another leadership camp again!" when he asked why she replied, 'All the kids in the group especially nelson and Will..."

Great isnt it!

Why never to pick on 6'5" guys if you are only 5'7"

alrighty... im just gonna tell u a bball story.... cause G.O.A.T. did it! lol... back in the day i would say that when it comes to being on court, im more of the less aggressive type. Yeah, id trash talk with the best players on the other team but if a fights gonna start im not joining in, id be the one stopping it. Oh, two years ago in one game, the other team was double teaming me cause we dont have any other guards on my old team.

After constant laughing at the other players- only because i scored over some 6'5" guy when i was about 5'5"... they sorta got annoyed at this little asian guy whos inflating his ego only because of one play... so on my next drive i went up against the two big guys on the other team (6'5" and 6'2") and they snadwiched me and sent me crashing into the gym wall... i got up and i was still shaking when the 6'5" guy came up and shoved me back into the wall...

At that stage... i was so freakin dizzy i wasnt up for a fight so i shouted some choice words which got me ejected and the other guy got suspened... but i went out like a proud asian! And i learnt one lesson... never trash talk some guy twice as big as you!

[Fresh8]

Ragging the Tallest guy in school/Library Tales

The first one sorta contradicts the above story... cause in the last one i got smashed by some big guy. In this one, we rag one. lol This guy is 6'8" and easily the biggest guy at school but he is so damn soft. One day, he had his assignment ready to hand in for english. So i took it and chuicked it at the fan... (So, do u guys also have a habit of throwing things at the classroom fan? We love... especially my formal hat which happened to fly from the classroom and out the window and took me half an hour to find it in the garden...)

So after i did that, my friend baxter took a book and threw it at the fan. So this guy just walks in and goes, 'oi!' and I point at Baxter and say, 'it was baxter!' Next thing u know is that Winships chased baxter to the corner of the room with Baxter holding his folder in his hands. So i take the chance to get some glue and stand on a desk behind him and put it in his hair.

He whos so unco tries to 'tackle' me... (he is the biggest guy in our grade and he only made the B team for rugby.. shows how good he is! ) and misses... so he chases me around the classroom. After the teacher comes in, he tells us to clean the classroom (Hes like 60 years old... so he had no idea lol) and while we are cleaning the rubbish we got blu-tack and rolled them in little balls and threw them in his hair. Me and Baxter had a competition of how many we could get stuck in his hair!

At that stage he got to boiling point.. but as i said, hes soft. He stood up, came up to me and baxter... and then he ran out of the room crying! lol i was laughing so hard it wasnt funny and our english teacher goes, 'whats happening?"

So wats great about the library? hmmm... air con, more air con... and books (as if u would... of course air con!)... anyways, on hot sticky days we love the library if i dont play any basketball... and the library has the most stupid moments ever! One happened two days ago... i walked into the pole thing which holds up the top floor... i have no idea wat i was looking at but i walked into it and everyone was laughing... yeah- joke of the day alright.

The tables downstairs are so clean that u can spin on them! Everytime we are in we spin on them to piss off the librarians... great stuff... my mission was to spin as fast as possible so one day im in there and this chick says, 'i bet u cant go faster than u do now...' i'm like, 'watever...' so i told my friends to let me start spinning and then help make me spin faster by sort of pushing me. Man, i was going so fast it wasnt funny and i was feeling so sick ay? but to prove this chick wrong... i had to keep on going- until my dubass friends push me to one side and i flew off the table and hit the bookshelf (which was right next to the table.. beats me why it was there... ) and landed on my back. It wasnt good at all! I was on the floor with all the guys laughing and me.. not feeling anything! and then i got up after about 2 minutes feeling 'paralised' and i throw up o nthe chick who is just laughing her ass off. lol not good at all!

And one day, my friend Nelly who thinks hes so good at breakdancing... wat did i do? I said i could do better... since the gym was being used, we decided to go to the library to try some. He did a forward flip so i said its easy. As a matter of fact, i had never done any type of flips... i cant even do a cartwheel.... but i still \said i could beat him. We moved all the desks and chairs to one side and i tried to do a forward flip... lets just say dont try it cause it hurts when u land on ur neck and get horrible whiplash... lucky i didnt land on my head!

[Guest]

At that stage he got to boiling point.. but as i said, hes soft. He stood up, came up to me and baxter... and then he ran out of the room crying! lol i was laughing so hard it wasnt funny and our english teacher goes, 'whats happening?

OMG WHAT A WUSS, Gives us tall people a bad name. If it was me........Welllll lets just say you would learn to love the taste of Apple Sauce.

[Fresh8]

Legal Studies got a Bit more exciting!

I got a new phone.. with a radio. The worst nightmare for my legal studies teacher. I got it confiscated last week and she thought I had learnt my lesson. Someone's got to tell her that you never get on a determined person's bad side. Especially someone on a mission to piss off all of his teachers... and especially someone who has a friend who is on a mission to make all of his teachers cry by the end of the year.

Anyways, got to class today and we only got 8 ppl in our class. Me and my three friends, four chicks... oh yeah- i forgot theres this one guy who thinks hes a jock but sits in the front corner of the room by himself. So I put on my phone's radio on put on the speakers so we can listen to it. We sit in the back of the room and move our chairs to the back of the room and lean on our the back legs of our chairs.. with our backs basically supported by the edge of the window sill.

The weird thing was that the teacher was pretending to take no notice of us. So I wanted to test her patience. Me and Baxter had this conversation, shouting on purpose. He said, "Sit, why do we need to go up three flights of stairs to get here? Our old classroom was way better!" So I said, "Man, I bet its because Mrs Walker's really wanting to lose some hey?" Obviously, i'm referring to her weight. And I bet she knew straight away it was an insult. But she didn't do anything about it.

So the lesson continued and we rolled out as many lame jokes as we could until she really got angry and stood up to come toward us. Baxter who is the guy who wanted to make all of his teachers cry picks up Vin's hat and throws it at the fan... it rebounded off the fan and flies towards Mrs Walker... it misses her head by an inch. She was horrified and retreats back to her desk. Us guys laughing our asses off high five and stuff... and we all fall of our chairs. I mean it, we fell off them cause we were rocking on them. But regardless of that, we were pissing ourselves cause a) She really gave up on us. And b) We nearly killed her with our hat.

And what's next u may ask? Oh man, my friend's bring his 5.1 speaker system... logitech ones, with the bass boxy thing... (subwoofer) and we're gonna plug in my mp3 player and play some Outkast. Gettin some 'shakin like a poloroid picture' action goin in double legal studies. Oh man, Legal Studies has gotten so much more fun ay?

- On a side note, the most stupid thing I did today, was just plain stupid. I was locking people out of the computer room during economics. Thinking I was so awesome at it, I was laughing when my teacher thought the door was screwed. So when we went out for a 5 minute break in between the double period, I decided to lock everyone out. I forgot that meant locking myself out too... so what sounds more stupid, getting locked out by my class or locking myself and the class out of our room? U tell me...

Cause the next thing i did was get my basketball put it behind my back (god knows why i took my ball), go to the next door computer room and 'crabwalk' with my back against the wall to the joining door to the classroom. When one of the chicks asked, "whats wrong with him?" my friend told me she told her i got locked out by my class. So the chick asked one of the guys in her class, 'Do they really hate Sit." He said, 'i dunno...'

[J@3]

Lol this is really good, you have an unusual life

[The X]

could it be ADD?!? take some pills and give your teachers a break

I got a couple of mates who are teachers, for the most part they ain't there to teach, they just want to get by, get their pays and then again, that's probably why they teach primary school....

[The GOAT]

And i learnt one lesson... never trash talk some guy twice as big as you!

That's basically the same moral as the kid on my team's story, except it was 4'10" vs. 6'3" lol

[Fresh8]

My Chick II and biff, biff, biff....

Today was a good day. Wasn't hot, I was teaching my friend about what sets the almighty Michael Jordan and my favourite Kobe Bryant apart and we got cake from our dumbass form teacher!

It was a great day! But it didn't last.

If you read from above, I had this chick i was crazy about. In fact, this morning I was still crazy bout her... I hadn't let go and I feel like a fool for doing so. But I wasn't stressin on it too much cause I got other things in my life that are more important than her.

However it all changed. I thought we were good friends, after all thats what she wanted to be, but these last few days, she's been ignoring me so I've ignored her back. So say we are walking in each other's direction. The first thing both of us do is turn around and pretend to wait for a friend.. its pretty screwed over. So my friends were all going, 'you still have a chance. She hasn't said no to you.' And that was true, all she ever said,'I feel I'm not good enough for you.' and when I said, 'Tell me yes or no to whether you like me or not.' She would then pause and say, 'I really think that I'm not good enough for you, go find someone who you deserve...' and shit like that.

So I knew, she was either very subtlely rejecting me or she was extremly insecure. But my friends insisted I was in with a chance. So I was sort of happy I had their support but I knew I wasn't going to get to tied up in this 'love' bussiness. So the day got even worse when me and her were walking and end up next to each other walking towards some building... she seemed to be ignoring that I was even there. I wasn't going to say hi cause I didn't feel that I should if she doesn't want to talk to me. So I just walked a bit slower so she'd get ahead a bit more... and then I went.

That was morning tea. I was so dissapointed... but now I'm over it. lol Here's what happened next. I am sort of believe in spiritual stuff. So after today, I think I know why I finally have let go of this girl. She gave me a necklace while we were still together and I've worn it ever since. Back when things got screwed up, I took it off straight away. But I never threw it away. I was always hoping that if I clung onto it... then maybe she'd come back to me. But during lunch, I lost it. I don't know how but when I reached into my pocket for it, it wasn't there.

At that moment, I felt that I had lost a heavy burden/weight... and I was feeling so much better! It felt even better when my friend told me he asked her for the truth and she told him she didn't like me that way anymore. Sure, I was a bit sad at first but I now know we can both move on and at least she did like me at one stage in the last 4 and a half months. And now I feel so much better that it is all solved!

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A few hours later, I was walking to the train station with my friend. We walked into this tunnel place so we could get onto the platform and he suddenly said, 'Will, be careful. Don't get caught up with those people.' I didn't know what he was on about. But once we got onto the platform i knew.

Some bastard came up to him. It looked like he threw a punch and missed. But he actually tried to get my friend's neck with the hot end of his ciggarette. He missed and it hit this chick in our grade. My friend Adam said, 'Oi man, I know we don't get along but we don't have to fight.'

The mess kept urging him to fight. My friend was sweet talking his way out of it. The reason why he didn't want to fight or me to get in was because he knew the guy was dangerous... he was known to pull knives on people...

The history between the two is quite stupid actually. This guy's friend who is named Sam once tried to pick a fight with Adam. Adam, not known to be a big tough bloke- wasted him by tackiling him onto the ground and pissed him off more by bitchslapping him and then saying, 'You dont deserved to be punched.' Ever since then, Sam's friends have been wanting to waste Adam.

Adam wishes he never got into the mess. Even though today he got out of this mess... he might not be lucky in the future.

The moral of all this: Be careful with ur actions... u never know how it all turns out.

[J@3]

Lol great stuff, that's pretty cool what happened with the necklace, though if I were Adam I would've punched the shit out of him

[Drex]

Hey Sit, you should write a book with your "memories"

[alexboom]

keep up the good work with your err ... dynasty

[Mikki]

(Y) LOL this thread is cool.

Keep it Up

[Fresh8]

Operation Speakers

When I said I'd take my speakers to school... maybe I was joknig. But I did it anyway. Today was the day I'd take the next step and I passed with flying colours at first, then failed! Here's how it went.

I got to school in the morning. And I was yearning some kind of challenge. I saw the library... aha target number one. So, I set off with my sports bag with my speaker and mp3 player and headed towards that air conditioning and cards! And today, we were gonna have some music!

See, the problem with taking bags into the library is that they are scared ppl steal books. Honestly, who would steal a book? After so many arguements with them, they are still convinced people steal books. That's why if I got caught, I'd get my speakers confiscated and I would prob see the marshall... not a nice thing!

So when they opened the doors a bolted in there and upstairs and hooked up my speakers. I found out how stupid they were. Everytime I had the sound o na bit high, they'd say 'turn it off' to the computer people. Obviously the computer people weren't doing anything wrong and when they noticed this (after half an hour) they were looking up and saying, 'where is that music coming from?'

When the bell went, I knew they wanted to find out what was happening so one of the librarians stood at the only exit out of the building. I was standing in between a aisle of books and the row of computers. I was trying to think of something to do to get out of there when the asian lady librarian was walking towards me on my left. On my right, I could see another librarian standing there. All three places were basically blocked so I ran into the aisle of books and stuck my bag under the bookshelf.

Lucky, I got out but my bag was still in there... what should I do? I went to chapel and got some random guys to help me. Damn straight, I wasn't going to lose to any grown ups. Immature? maybe... but it is how I am!

After a boring 40 minute chapel, we ran back to the library. During periods, obviously ur not allowed to go in. I had two guys with me as I got inside, the librarian asked, 'Who are you here with?' I just blurted out, 'Mrs Dunn.' Lucky she was having a class there and they said, 'ok, she's upstairs in the classroom which you had to go left to. Instead I started walking right. They got suspicious and said, 'hey, shes upstairs.' My stupid friends ran out of the library making me look even more sus. So I headed upstairs.

But I only went halfway... I was lucky, the librarians all ran into the staff room. It was my chance to strike! I ran to the book shelf and had to bend down to look for my bag... great hiding place! I sprinted out of there as fast as my legs could take me.

Yep... mission accomplished. And it was on to Legal studies which was later in the day.

We got in and I set up my speakers... at first she said, 'Will, you are really iritating me... please keep your speakers off...' So i had them on quiet enough we in the back row could hear it.

However, whenever I heard my favourite outkast song on the speakerboxx album... 'Last Call' I straight away pumped up the volume... bad choice. She didn't care until she heard, 'fuck y'all!'

lol... my speaker's power cable was taken off straight away. So Baxter had a 'genius' idea... he said, 'Sit, I'll go get it back for ya.' So he raises his hand and says, 'miss, i can't hear you i'm gonna sit in the front.'

The cable was right in front of him and he just took it and walked back casually... She had no idea. I was like, 'man, u crazy?' And he's like, 'even better, u can frame her for losing them!'

I'm not that mean, but as I was leaving I could hear her saying, 'Where did I put them?'

So it's Teachers 0 Sit and Co. 2

Bring it on next week bitches!

- I also played basketball today! It was great.,.. played a pickup game with some asians.... whi think they the shit. I'm not a streetballer... but I know I creamed them. Our team won like 11-5, I scored all of the buckets man... it was great. All I did was drive in and keep hitting my reverse layups... and a nifty backboard tip was my 'personal play of the day' only cause it was in traffic... and i'm only 5'7" and asian.... Asians cant jump!

[Ataraxia]

u should start a diary dude.....u seriously do have DIARY-LIKE writing skills....who knows maybe they'll make a movie based about your diaries ala Bridget Jones etc.....

[Fresh8]

man.. i hope everyoen can come in and have a laugh or something. i can tell u one thing: weekends are boring. My parents wont let me to go out to any parties this year...

[-BHZMAFIA-]

lmao, if i were you, i would frame the teacher just for her bitchin'. i thought this was a diary, but it should be since you write almost everyday.

[Jona]

man.. i hope everyoen can come in and have a laugh or something. i can tell u one thing: weekends are boring. My parents wont let me to go out to any parties this year... :(

Are you, like, GROUNDED???

[Fresh8]

man... im asian!

[kibaxx7]

looks very good... I laugh with every story...

[The GOAT]

I'm just gonna use this to post random things that happen to me.

I just finished winning my first basketball game (in this league, in the other two I am undefeated). I was guarding their PG/ballhog/best polayer and stole the ball from him and forced bad pases every time. He got so pissed he yelled at his teammates and when the Ref caled him for a reach he jsut said "Fuck you". Needless to say he was ejected. Yet another jackass in Commack

[COOLmac©]

yeah i got ejected too by shouting a bad word out of frustration. ( i miss a three point shot. so open that i was fucking ashame. i really felt good n all after i release it) i dont know if your refs in your place were as strict as ours? in nba i can always hear guys scream at the refs they never get ejected right away. what a strange game we have here. could it be that the refs are inflicting moral values in the game?are they like our 4th parents or something?