Jae's Weekly NLSC Stuff (Ep. 3) Power Rankings!

Back for another week, this is getting closer to my self doubt limit of 4... we'll see how it goes, even with the power rankings I'm still going to give out individual awards and whatever

NEEWSSSS

Well well well... I suppose the biggest news was what went on with LankyMan. I'm not really too keen on promoting this because essentially he was after attention, but it was a reasonably big event on that night... well for me anyways, because I was the one who had to stay up deleting his posts and stopping him from destroying other threads. Awell, that's the price I pay for actually being active I suppose. He went through a few name changes and some back-flips, before eventually calming down and disappearing. You can see some of his material here, and here. Most of the worst stuff (i.e when he was spamming "FUCKING JEWISH" and "JEWISH NIGGER" in threads I deleted) but yeah we may aswell just forgot all of that and move on

POSTER OF THE WEEK

I've decided to change this award. Instead of it being the top 3 I'll just give it out to one person. In future this will most likely be the biggest mover in the Power Rankings, but for now the poster of the week is...

JºeBuddha

It might be a semi-controversial choice after what happened with ol' Lanko up there, but ignoring that he had me laughing a few times this week which is pretty difficult to do believe it or not, on the back of some good activity and good posts he wins this award. I'll elaborate more in the Power Rankings.

RANDOM LIST: TOP 3 BURNS OF THE WEEK

This is one I had a bit of trouble with, basically because there were so many to choose from I couldn't pick just one, so here are, in my opinion, the top 3...

3. Jowe to Mazzocchi

Can be found here.

Who cares?

judging by peoples "lists" apparently more than care about you

Just because people dont like lankyman, doesn't necessarily people like you better.

What happened? Did dirk sue when u "surprised" him in the showers?

"Hey dirk, i brought my own soap"

2. JoeBuddah to LankyMan

Can be found here.

Just when I think, "Surely this person has reached and encapsulates the limits of Internet tedium" you go and push the boundary even further. Rumor has it that you are almost incomprehensible in person (as revealed by your desperate urge to babble nonsensically on message boards.) No doubt, this rumor is true. Why don't you shrink your head and use it as a paperweight? It's not much use for writing intelligent posts with, that's for sure. Please try to have some small idea of what in the hell you're talking about before you try to post again. Now, why don’t you climb onto that Special Needs tricycle of yours with the fourth wheel attached for extra-ensured retard stability and pedal your fat ass down to the sports field and do some “outdoors” stuff for a change? Hell, if you don’t like it, you can always offer to lick-clean the jockstraps.

LMAO

You copied it all from other boards, lol.

"Surely this person has reached and encapsulates the limits of Internet tedium"
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"Rumor has it that you are almost incomprehensible in person"
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"Now, why don’t you climb onto that Special Needs tricycle of yours with the fourth wheel attached for extra-ensured retard stability and pedal your fat ass down to the sports field and do some “outdoors” stuff for a change?"

You are without a doubt the biggest fucking prick that the planet has ever witnessed, so back to my orignal post...

LankyMan: Stupid Annoying prick

1. Jackal to Riot

Can be found here.

You guys act like they created the tsunami, god.

You're so full of shit. Mr. Patriot, had anyone made a song mocking how those sissy ass bitches jumped out of the Twin Towers you would've been offended as hell. Get your head out of your ass and stop being a dipshit. The song isn't funny.

I know you guys probably prefered one of the other two, but I liked that one.

TOOL OF THE WEEK

Well I could go the obvious one and say LankyMan. He gets an honourable mention, but I'll go non mainstream and say ONYX is the tool of the week. I think the thing that did it for me was this...

I want to sign up to PayPal®, but I still didn't get how to use it. I want to buy something on eBay.com, and am living in Germany. Could somebody, please, explain clearly but short how to transfer money using PayPal®?

Lol® wtf is up with® that?

To balance it out, here's some LankyMan quotes....

Ban me then. Bunch of fucking niggers who listen to shit ass rap music and insult 24-7. Fuck this.

I just did. Oops...too late. You fucking cunt australians. I'm fucking tired of all this shit people here have been giving me ever since I got here. You people just follow the person who insults. Posers. You all have no lives of your own except insulting people who you will never meet EVER. Fuckholes.

BAN ME NOW. I want out of here forever. I NEVER want to come back to this shit hole again.

Now the bit everyone got so excited about, only to be disappointed because it's really not that good...

NLSC POWER RANKINGS

Please don't get offended or disappointed with this, if you do not only are you a bit sad for caring so much, but it's just a bit of fun. My opinions aren't necessarily the opinions of Andrew or the rest of the NLSC staff, if you have a problem take it up with me. Or don't. Also, this is just based on General Talk. Nowhere else.

1: JoeBuddah
Makes good quality posts, and plenty of them. Has become a top fixture on General Talk.

2: Matt
In the top 5 as far as activity goes. Is pretty funny and keeps the activity up, also a fixture from the old NLSC.

3: Jowe
Made one of my favourite comebacks this week, to LankyMan "do you and Dragon go to the same pre school?"

4: G.O.A.T
I've been saying for a while he's underrated, but finally G.O.A.T has stepped out of his shell a bit and become active. Congrats on the 1,000 too.

5: cklitsie
He's a quality poster who ventured more into General Talk this week than normal. Even if I annoy him on occassions, I do like seeing him post.

6: Najira
Gains most of his points on activity, and also boosting the posts in the Rock Thread. Has made big improvements since he first started posting here.

7: SkipToMy_Lou
Another Aussie who's stepped up and posts alot now. Mainly hangs around rap related threads, but I wont hold that against him. Much.

8: colin826
It's a shame he doesn't post more, but this week came around and was fairly active by his standards. Like ck, another quality poster.

9: The X
I think he's fairly underrated, and if he posts more often could definitely become a good addition to General Talk. Has a habit of making good posts about mostly anything.

10: Mazzocchi
Slipped a bit because he started 1 or 2 spam threads, one of which nearly got itself locked (not by me). Continues to improve though.

11: Drex
Another one I find underrated. For some reason whenever I see him post I think of some funny little guy from Mexico... even though he's not Mexican.

12: Wormy10
He's a strange one, in the sense that he's so on the fence that he seems to have hit a perfect balance between spammer and good poster... he's dead in the middle, which isn't a bad thing.

13: Jackal
Doesn't really post as often as he used to. If he did, he'd definitely be top 6 I'd imagine. Loses points for inactivity, but I still like seeing him post.

14: Gloveguy
Read above: is a fantastic poster but isn't really active over here. Prefers the more serious and thought provoking topics in NBA Talk.

15: Null17
Similar to the 2 above, if he posts more he'll get further up the list. Recently hit a 1 year milestone, so well done for that.

16: Andreas Dahl
He's a good poster and occassionally comes by here to help people, which is nice. It's good to have a helpful person around, in case people need... help. More activity = higher placing.

17: The Answer
Started posting a fair bit over the last day or so, so that snuck him onto the list. I didn't really like him to begin with but these days I've got no prob with him at all.

18: Riot
He's actually one of my favourites around here. I like seeing someone stir things up and annoy people. Would be higher if he was more active.

On The Brink: Remy. D, Kobe4MVP, Filip, jona

If I missed anyone, or you think you should be on the list let me know... if you're not happy with where you've been placed, I don't really care ... it's not as easy as it seems, but I did what I could. Next week is the big 4... updated Power Rankings, new Random Lists and I might try and think of something new for the next edition

Great work Jae

Good too see you keeping it up, as I look forward to reading these every week.

7: SkipToMy_Lou
Mainly hangs around rap related threads, but I wont hold that against him. Much.

Lol, much...

these threads own.....the burns of the week ruled!

Haha, nice post, you made the power rankings quite funny, "could be a bit higher if he posts more" etc. Tool of the week is nice too, I'll take a little bit of credit for that too, I made everyone hate him... (I'm so evil)
BUT I'm no. 6 in The Official NLSC Power Rankings® so I have a good e-behaviour® too.

9: The X
I think he's fairly underrated, and if he posts more often could definitely become a good addition to General Talk. Has a habit of making good posts about mostly anything.

geez hey, a bit of a surprise but cheers....the enigma that is The X got noticed....it's all good being the glue guy though, filling in a random 3 posts per day....the more interesting the topics that get posted, the more posts you'll get from me

Sweet Number 3

hehe lankyman, reminds me of when Dragon said "i want to be banned" over at .org. Then got banned 3-4 minutes later.


Congrats to JoeBuddah , had some great flames this week.

TOOL OF THE WEEK

Well I could go the obvious one and say LankyMan. He gets an honourable mention, but I'll go non mainstream and say ONYX is the tool of the week. I think the thing that did it for me was this...

I want to sign up to PayPal®, but I still didn't get how to use it. I want to buy something on eBay.com, and am living in Germany. Could somebody, please, explain clearly but short how to transfer money using PayPal®?

Lol® wtf is up with® that?

At least I got one hono® this week, and this thing about PayPal®® was just a question to all of you who know how to use it. My name is ®ONYX®, I'm nasty, and I will get mo®e hono®s.

oh yeah Im 6th .....but dont worry I wont unleash my unbelievable posting powers yet as I feel no one in this forum is ready for it.

Oh, then just start...

When I first read LankyMans post I knew he hadn't written it himself, it was illiterately impossible, that those words in that order could have come from his brain. His post's that followed where just stupid, Jae deleted most of them and rightfully so. Is he banned? The racist comments where really out of order, especially the
"DaygoWigger" line

Poor Jackal, you missed it all.

As for being a power poster, well, every dog has its day I guess, some weeks I dont even manage a single post. Other weeks, like this one I end up posting alot because I have the time.

Another great one Jae Im wondering how long you can keep it up.

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When I first read LankyMans post I knew he hadn't written it himself, it was literally impossible, that those words in that order could have come from his brain. His post's that followed where just stupid, Jae deleted most of them and rightfully so. Is he banned? The racist comments where really out of order, especially the
"DaygoWigger" line

*sigh* another reason to love Google

buy annyway, great issue again! i thought i'd be ranked lower than 10 in the Power Rankings (I beat Jackal )
hopefully theres going to be a "next week" i actually now have something to look foreward to on wednesdays now when i wake up

yay, i'm in the power rankings!!!

and i love the jackal burn! all because what he said was totally true

Hilarious edition!

My favorite burn is the Jowe to Mazzocchi one. "Hey dirk, i brought my own soap" lol, can't get over that one!

Yeehaw. I actually wait for this thing, it's just that fun.

I have a similiar Power Rankings list, I'd probably end up switching a couple of people, one or two spots max but the majority of them I agree with.

As for burns of the week, I'd replace Jowe's with mine. As I told him, a burn should make you really go "ouch" and be funny at the same time. Mine wasn't all that funny, it was more of a fact/serious thing.

Anyways, fuck it, I'm happy YAY! I got another one. Wow, so proud.

Oh, about activity...you should know why I'm quite inactive. I've got loads of time but I'm refraining from posting remember? I was busy with studies the week before, watch my comeback this weekend orso.

Poor Jackal, you missed it all.

Hehe, I'm not sure if I'm unlucky or lucky. A bit of both I guess. Unlucky because I would've loved to take my shots. Lucky because if I had done that, I'd probably be banned along with him given my history. Lucky because had I been around alot of "good do'ers" would've called me out on MSN asking me to act nice and/or give him a chance or asked me to calm down or asked me to not be so mad or asked me to chill or said I've got anger problems.

So yeah, it's not a total loss. Glad atleast some people were around to handle (finish) him off. This way when he comes back with his tail between his legs he has no way of blaming me for it.

Hehe, take this as an honour, I've refrained from thanking all the folks that have given me a shoutout in their threads, I wasn't going to post at all in mini protest thing but this thread just had to have my great contribution to it. (In other words, expect me to ressurect some old threads just saying "thanks for the shoutout, if you complain I'll have you decapitated.)

Little Mexico guy?

Anyway, it's great that you kept this going on for 3 weeks. With that Power Rankings thing I hope everybody post useful things .

I liked Joe burning Lanky more than Jackal doing it to Riot. That was in a serious thread...







Mexico?

YAY!!! I'm on the brink!!!
Great thread btw, you should keep adding sections.
I would love to know who the fuck is LankyMan and why does he insult so much.
That would be it.
Ciao.

Drex: Little guy form Mexico!! AHAHA that had me laughing for a while!

8: colin826
It's a shame he doesn't post more, but this week came around and was fairly active by his standards. Like ck, another quality poster.

When basketball season is over you'll be seeing more of me. Perhaps too much more.

Drex is a little Mexican. I was always think of that little, little kenny avatar. And a Mexican inside that sweatshirt.

great thread, you got to keep this up, these threads are some of the most entertaining ones these days.

the way Riot got burnt by Jackal was mad funny

Funny stuff Jae! hahaha

You probably didn't mean to, but that sounded forced as hell.

Reckon I should post more, so I can get "on the brink".

Good work, Jae.

Drex is a little Mexican. I was always think of that little, little kenny avatar. And a Mexican inside that sweatshirt.

Drex isn't Mexican. He's Chilean. And neither is Kenny! Don't mess with Kenny! He's the best on that show with the best last name EVAR!

Cool I got 4

best last name EVAR!

McKormick?

... EVAR?

:S

Yeah it's my last name too

Good stuff Jae, I'll keep you proud too and try to move up the power rankings.