The NLSC Member likely to.......

[Ataraxia]

Get Hitched : Andrew
Get Divorced : Mazzochi
Become A Serial Killer : Bestclubowner
Become a Gangster : Dre
Join The Gay Community : Hmmmm...
Bake Cookies : Andrew
Have Children : Dre again
Actually Retire From Posting Here : Hmmmm..
Become a Cop : Filip
Become World Famous : Nick
Have his own Strip Club : Jae
Become a stripper : Homer
Work at a NBA Franchise : CK (prolly the Knicks)
Become a Politician : Tales
Become The President Of Their Country : Tales
Become a Drunk : Jackal
Become a Drug Addict : Matt Pistons
Have The Most Kids : Idiot for some weird reason
Have The Best Job : Dragon
Become an Actor : The G.O.A.T
Become the next American Idol : Ruffryder (first rap artist to do so)


...................feel free to add your own Q's.......have fun

[Mazzocchi]

Get Divorced : Mazzochi

I added this sentence because i dont like one word posts

[Doobie]

ummmm where am i???

[Old School Fool]

Become a Politician: GloveGuy

[Riot]

Die before the age of 18: Riot

[Jowe]

Get Hitched : Andrew
Get Divorced : Mazzochi
Become A Serial Killer : Bestclubowner
Become a Gangster : Dre
Join The Gay Community : Hmmmm...
Bake Cookies : Andrew
Have Children : Dre again
Actually Retire From Posting Here : Hmmmm..
Become a Cop : Filip
Become World Famous : Nick
Have his own Strip Club : Jae
Become a stripper : Homer
Work at a NBA Franchise : CK (prolly the Knicks)
Become a Politician : Tales
Become The President Of Their Country : Tales
Become a Drunk : Jackal
Become a Drug Addict : Matt Pistons
Have The Most Kids : Idiot for some weird reason
Have The Best Job : Dragon
Become an Actor : The G.O.A.T
Become the next American Idol : Ruffryder (first rap artist to do so)


...................feel free to add your own Q's.......have fun

Dragon has the best job? because he works for hte bullets apparently?
What does he apparently do again, design crap clothes or some crap like that?.

For mazz to get divorced, he'd have to find a girl who likes him 1st. Meh either that or make everyone think a girl likes him through fraud.

Join The Gay Community : Dre

Most likely to work at the zoo: Dre

Become a cop : Ernest (egarrett). He loves locking things.

[Old School Fool]

Join The Gay Community : Dre

Most likely to work at the zoo: Dre

I did NOT find that funny, period.

[Matt]

Become a Drug Addict : Matt Pistons

???????
yes, my drug of choice would be Panadol....i've been using that since i was 5yrs old

[Old School Fool]

Your last name is pistons?! Odd.

That's cool though, Your last name is pistons and you like the pistons

[Matt]

yeah, i'm so devoted to my team i changed my last name

[J@3]

Most likely to work at the zoo: Dre

Those bears gots da phat ass son.

Most Likely To Murder: I would say Dragon but he's already murdered something. The English language.

[Arcane]

what is wrong with working for Bullets, it has been I guess a childhood dream to work for the team I have always supported. The clothing thing I never design crap clothes I leave that to the people who do the stuff for just jeans who make shit for midget motherfuckers and the gay community. Better the language than a person less jail time/punishment for that.

[J@3]

The clothing thing I never design crap clothes I leave that to the people who do the stuff for just jeans who make shit for midget motherfuckers and the gay community

this goes against all my beliefs, but that was really funny.

[Arcane]

the just jeans comment is true though who would seriously pay {what was it i saw i think (thinking out aloud)} $160 for a crinkle shirt or $60 for a shirt which only goes up to your stomach on a guy in a size XXL or their only upto size 38 jeans. You hear women complain about those places not selling "real" women sizes, well it isn't just the women who suffer that problem.

I remember 2years ago I was looking for a denim jacket in XXL and the length was so ridiculous it didn't even go past my rib cage, I abused the staff at every mens department store telling them to get their shit right, saying "men don't wear womens sized clothes and people aren't fucking 5-5'6 as an average height no more wake the fuck up".

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[Matt]

haha, classic. Perhaps i'm most likely to murder....i have homicidal thoughts

[J@3]

I used to have problems getting clothes long enough, these days you've just gotta try and embrace this retarded metrosexual society where it's considered fashionable for a shirt to only just go down past your stomach, even if it is uncomfortable.

That being said, there's nothing worse than a fat guy trying to be fashionable... I remember seeing this guy in the newspaper when I was living in England. He weighed 200kg's and was close to death, then he lost 60kg's and everyone thought he was great. He still weighed 140kg's and was 6'2 or something, but wore really tight fitting shirts (deliberately tight, not just because he was a lard ass) and hipster jeans. Ignoring the fact that his actual hips were overlapping the jeans.... it was a horrific sight. Especially the amount of fat rolls you could see because the sweater he was wearing was too tight.

[The X]

haha....

I don't feel so bad about being 6'2", 100kg now....

time for another

but in the spirit of things, I'll continue with the topic....

Most Likely to Die due to Kidney Disease/Failure: The X

[J@3]

I don't feel so bad about being 6'2", 100kg now....

I'm taller/weigh less than that, but it's still fricken difficult to find clothes that actually go below the waist line. David Beckham has alot to answer for.

[Jowe]

Blame it on the fags that appear on tv.

Homo bashing? Damn straight.

[The X]

yeah it ain't easy....

I fit in a few L's....mostly XL's....but I've tried on some XXL's that don't fit....

but you guys are right....most times when I work into a store and find something I like, I'm disappointed to see they've only got M's left....I'd say the average Aussie guy would be an L in most styles and since they mostly stock M's, the L's run out quick....

EDIT: Although I must admit I have no problems finding ties for work that fit

As always around this time of year, I'm not fat, I'm just festively plump (kudos to Cartman and his mum)....

[Arcane]

I wouldn't say homo bashing i'd probably voice it as floral pink pattern shirt in small tight sizing bashing.

[Guest]

Trying to find clothes in the UK that fit is ridiculous. Finding casual everyday type clothes is the hardest. At 6'5" 17 1/2 stone absolutely nothing in my wardrobe fits me anymore. I have looked into getting some stuff shipped from the US, the main issue with that is the shipping fee's plus I cant try anything on before I buy. Ebay's not bad for finding xxxl tshirts & jumpers, but it has the same problems as shipping from US.

[The X]

I wouldn't say homo bashing i'd probably voice it as floral pink pattern shirt in small tight sizing bashing.

Funny you should mention that, as today while I was buying a tie for work (sleepless night caused me to forget to wear one today, but from now on I will leave a spare one at work) there was some guy, probably ur average guy (an L), and he was looking for a pink shirt and there was none in his size. And he didn't seem too happy

[Arcane]

who would have thought a few years ago a guy wouldn't be a happy chappy because he couldn't get a pink shirt.

[The X]

It seems like I am one of the few left who has denied the pink shirt fad. I drew the line at the stripey shirts. Pink just ain't my colour. Don't expect me to be wearing any of Donald Trump's fairy pink ties either.