Jae's Weekly NLSC Stuff (Ep.1)

[J@3]

I'm bored, so I figured I'd come up with something new... every week I'll be giving a run down of things that've been happening around the place, top 3 posts (if I can be stuffed) and a few awards along the way... the care factor will be low, but it'll keep me entertained for the next few minutes...

NEEEWWWWWSSSS

Biggest news? Nothing I can really speak of. Second biggest news? Well for me it's got to be the return of andrewSCOTT aka the penis guy. The scandal this caused on the old black/blue forums when some weirdo signed up pretending to be obsessed with the size of NBA players dicks was amazing, but it just went over the top once andrewSCOTT got a hold (AHAHAHAHA) of the thread and jacked it (AHAHAHAHAH) right up until the climax (AHAH... ok, one too far)... basically he was run out of the forum for broadcasting to a bunch of teenage guys about the size of his dick. Something tells me it was deserved. You can see the original thread here.

Actually, the original thread starter was "Raymond Scott"... followed up by "Andrew Scott"... who's real name is Brett but that's irrelevent. Suspicious, no?

As we saw, he made a "comeback" thread in which he revealed (AHAHAHA) his identity and spurted the truth (hmm...haha) onto all of us (yuck). You can see that one here. He refers to it as the "incedent"... which is wrong on so many levels. He's recently revealed himself (AHAHAHA) to us again, although these days he seems a bit more intelligent and less blatantly annoying. Good luck to him if he continues to post, but sorry mate you're never going to live this down

TOP 3 POSTERS OF THE WEEK

This is just my attempt at bringing to light some of the posters around here who probably won't get the props they deserve for the week...

3: SkipToMy_Lou
He's usually pretty quiet, but this week he's gone off a fair bit . Flaming people about some rap album, bringing up a cool old thread and alerting me to the fact that Yinka Dare is dead. Gets points for playing that pirates game I haven't seen yet, arrr.

2: Matt
Gets major points for bringing back alot of memories re: the old NLSC. Actually remembers the old Yohance stuff, and is starting to post alot more prolifically which is cool. Has been really active this week and actually stays up as late as I do posting.

1: Mazzocchi
If everyone on this forum was Australian they'd be saying "ay?" right about now... the reason I picked Mazzocchi is basically he's done what I thought was impossible, and in the space of about 5 or 6 days has actually maked me like him somewhat. I've given him hell for about as long as I've seen him around... whether it was flaming him about his website, following him around and tormenting him for copying people or posting messages as other people on his and his girlfriends blog's... yet he takes it all, and doesn't spaz out about it. Well done, it's been a pretty good improvement .

RANDOM LIST: TOP 3 MOST UNDERRATED POSTERS

This'll be a new list every week, and this week I'm taking the chance to recognize some of the more underrated guys who like the above deserve props, but maintain it for more than a week... although those guys could too, but yeah... I'll put my shovel away now...

3: Najira
He made a successful rock thread on a rap dominated forum. Right around the time when hip hop lyricist threads and Dre's pics of random girls 'wit da phat ass' The Rock Thread popped up and it's been thriving since. Also participates well in cricket talk, and played a big part in the Tsunami thread getting so many replies.

2: Joshua
First off, he posts alot here... secondly, he's managed to land an NLSC Team Member spot (yes I know, we all have one these days but still) and generally helps with the activity of the place.

1: JºeBuddha
I think everyone pretty much realizes this, but it's getting close to the stage where he won't really be underrated anymore. Has alot of posts, never seems to post spam/shit either (apart from the whole Calven mess) and generally helps out alot around the place. Changes his nickname every 2nd day but that being said is one of the few people who is still recognizeable even with a different name.

BURN OF THE WEEK

Getting burnt is like the whole "pwned" thing... every week I'll pick a post that's been shot down as quick as it was posted, and this week goes to...

Please stay on topic ya'll.

The iPod: I love it, and that's my opinion.

Fuck staying on topic, we've got enough IPod threads that you felt you needed to create another one. In fact this could be locked and all Ipod talk can be kept in one thread. Ofcourse, you can't do that since it's your thread.

Let's get back offtopic since that's more fun than talking about rich little kids' gadgets.

I'll probably do this every week... if anyone's got suggestions for categories or their own pick for the awards I listed just reply. Otherwise, spam it up... just don't talk about iPods.

Last edited by J@3 on Thu Jan 27, 2005 12:24 am, edited 2 times in total.

the penis thing was pretty funny

pretty nice idea Jae. looking forward to the next issue/thread

3: SkipToMy_Lou
He's usually pretty quiet, but this week he's gone off a fair bit . Flaming people about some rap album, bringing up a cool old thread and alerting me to the fact that Yinka Dare is dead. Gets points for playing that pirates game I haven't seen yet, arrr.

Yay, I'm rising up

Good read Jae, hope you can keep it up

2: Matt
Gets major points for bringing back alot of memories re: the old NLSC. Actually remembers the old Yohance stuff, and is starting to post alot more prolifically which is cool. Has been really active this week and actually stays up as late as I do posting.

can't wait to get back to Uni and sleep like a normal person.....now i go to bed at 3am, i kill time by watching TV, reading and of course the NLSC late at night....too dark to play bball plus everyone else is sleeping, cant go for a jog cos theres psycho's in my 'hood'.....6 weeks of hols left, im bored already

anyways, speaking of Yohance, anyone remember the Yohance vs Cocobee showdown that was supposed to go down. I believe they were supposed to play a 1-on-1 game, but i dont think it ever happened

you bad ass mofo' , this is the shittiest thread. my eyes haven't seen this kind of crap for long, long time

hey i just read the P Niss thread......back then i didnt get what Steve-0 was on about when he said

one should use a Z-Test and other tests of inference about the mean before one compares the size of their penis to the µ of the parameter.

and

we use bell curves only after assuming normal distribution, normality about the curve, and normal approximation

but i know that shit now....YEAH!1!1!1!

Hey i hope "Brett" isn't hell bent on revenge and gonna post a pic of his knob next to a ruler, hahah, sick

another great sig idea from that thread is Pavel pretending to be Yohance

I analed all of your mommas!

It was shown on Tech Tv apparently and my friend found the link to it and showed me and we had a huge laugh so figured i'd share the wealth

We would have won Euro2004 if we had'nt lost.

Nice nice nice, I like.

Najira spazzed out a few times but seems to have returned to normal.

As I said on MSN, Mazzochi's improved drastically, in my opinion he's much better than a few members that don't consider their spam as spam.

We'll pulverize (ooh, new word) you if you don't do this thing weekly.

you bad ass mofo' , this is the shittiest thread. my eyes haven't seen this kind of crap for long, long time

You bein serious ?
If you are then go join Skins and talk about yo dick

Last edited by SkipToMy_Lou on Thu Jan 20, 2005 1:17 am, edited 1 time in total.

Who was that directed at lol?

Lol sorry forgot to add the quote

My post has now been edited...

I was already like, humm, people seem to have it in for me.

I was already like, humm, people seem to have it in for me.

Sorry for the confusion my man, your aight.

offtopic: i just scored John Legends album...yeah

wtf happened to Stevan, he doesn't post anymore....could it be that he has a......GIRLFRIEND !!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO

you bad ass mofo' , this is the shittiest thread. my eyes haven't seen this kind of crap for long, long time

You bein serious ?
If you are then go join Skins and talk about yo dick

no man, i'm just fucking' with ya

no man, i'm just fucking' with ya

jackal's reply to james was

I just read the penis thread, and I found one of the funniest quotes ever, IMO. Jae you should put it in your sig.

You guys are all full of shit. Oh btw mine's about 3 ft long, I have to tape it to my leg so it doesn't flop around much.

1: Mazzocchi
If everyone on this forum was Australian they'd be saying "ay?" right about now... the reason I picked Mazzocchi is basically he's done what I thought was impossible, and in the space of about 5 or 6 days has actually maked me like him somewhat. I've given him hell for about as long as I've seen him around... whether it was flaming him about his website, following him around and tormenting him for copying people or posting messages as other people on his and his girlfriends blog's... yet he takes it all, and doesn't spaz out about it. Well done, it's been a pretty good improvement .

wow i'm shocked. yeah its true i have been trying to improve myself and not just be an "annoying spammer" and i'm glad to see its working... unfortunateally, expect to see a whole lot less of me because my computer is somewhat screwed (trying to fix it) and i'm making this post from my dads computer

annyway, i like the idea looking foreward to the next one and i hope you keep up with it
ay?

annyway, i like the idea looking foreward to the next one and i hope you keep up with it
ay?

Just because you're no.1?

j/k

Damn, I'm like a fucking celebrity around here.

Great thread. I sure hope you continue it... or else!

I'm also happy with Mazzochi's progress Keep it up young padwan.

Damn, I'm like a fucking celebrity around here.

Indeed. It's a miracle that you haven't been mentioned in here yet.

3: SkipToMy_Lou
He's usually pretty quiet, but this week he's gone off a fair bit . Flaming people about some rap album, bringing up a cool old thread and alerting me to the fact that Yinka Dare is dead. Gets points for playing that pirates game I haven't seen yet, arrr.

Yay, I'm rising up

Good read Jae, hope you can keep it up

In honor of SkipToMy_Lou trying to be hard


50 Cent

If you see the look in my eyes, you see I be a gangsta till I die
That California chronic got me so high
Game tell 'em where you from nigga Westside!!!!
If you see the look in my eyes, you see I be a gangsta till I die
That California chronic got me so high
Game tell 'em where you from nigga Westside!!!!

:?

i didnt mean to post that as a diss to him. ill i did was post my opinion on what i think is a really good album and i got cuss at and called names well i just want to put that to rest. i didnt know people felt so strongly about 1 CD next time ill just keep my opinions to myself.

Hey, cool.

This is like the annual awards thingy, except weekly. Wee.

Looking forward to the next issue. (Holy shit, i'll be back at school by the time the next issue is in... what a bad, bad feeling.)