He's no ordinary Ron!

[Stevan]

Alright, so it's been a while since I started a thread. In Cameron's shit stepping thread, I was reminded of this documentary in which I saw Ron Jeremy. And then I found this interesting article. He's a jewish guy who started out with a teaching degree (there's hope for you yet Hefty). 1700 films later, Ron Jeremy is the worlds biggest (and ugliest) porn star.

The word "penis" is about as explicit as it gets in the article so there's nothing to worry about. Hell we've got threads on this board about eating dick

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/allnews/co ... _page.html

[J@3]

When I was in England I watched a documentary about Ron Jeremy (who's ego is as big as his dick, but that's another issue) and in one scene he was shooting a recent film. He had this girl bent over just about to start shooting (the movie that is ) when she stood up and said "Are you Ron Jeremy?" He got this smug look on his face and said yes, then she turnt to her agent and goes "I THOUGHT I FUCKING TOLD YOU I WOULD NEVER WORK WITH THIS FAT PRICK! DIDNT YOU THINK I'D KNOW, I'M NOT DOING THIS FUCKING MOVIE WITH HIM" and stormed off

In other news: I accidentely loaded a pornographic website the other day. And while I was trying my hardest to keep my eyes closed and not to look at the various naked lesbians, I had to open them to click the "X" button to close the window. While I did this, I spotted a banner advertisement for a porn star called Lex Steele. Lex has one of the greatest catchphrases in history:

"Real whores respect my big black cock"

Can that ever be beaten by anyone?

I would post a link to the banner but it does indeed include an image of Lex's "big black cock" with various whores "respecting" it with their tongues

[Guest]

He had this girl bent over just about to start shooting (the movie that is ) when she stood up and said "Are you Ron Jeremy?" He got this smug look on his face and said yes, then she turnt to her agent and goes "I THOUGHT I FUCKING TOLD YOU I WOULD NEVER WORK WITH THIS FAT PRICK! DIDNT YOU THINK I'D KNOW, I'M NOT DOING THIS FUCKING MOVIE WITH HIM" and stormed off

I have seen it on Channel 4 a few times. She is an ugly looking blonde, whenever i see or hear about the "The Hedgehog", i always remember that documentary.

[Matt]

In other news: I accidentely loaded a pornographic website the other day.

haha, lies!!!

I would post a link to the banner but it does indeed include an image of Lex's "big black cock" with various whores "respecting" it with their tongues

hahah, RESPECT!!!!

[Mikki]

I had to open them to click the "X" button to close the window.

Right Click?

[j.23]

In other news: I accidentely loaded a pornographic website the other day

happens to me ALL the time, usually between the time i come home from school and the time my parents come home from work..

[J@3]

On a few occassions I've accidentely downloaded some pornographc video's. One including that nice girl from the television, Paris Hilton. I'll be sure to delete that particular video from my harddrive when I stop accidentely watching it repeatedly.

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I also have that vid...perfect ending

[Donatello]

heh...one of you kind gentlemen doesn't want to accidentally send that video on over to joshuamc17@hotmail.com do ya??

[J@3]

The particular video I accidentely downloaded is 40mb... on dial up, I can't. Kobe4MVP might be more kinder in his sharing of this fine visual publication.

[Donatello]

you mean his accidental e-mailing

[J@3]

He might be able to accidentely attach the file to an accidental email to your inbox. I guarantee nothing, accidentely.

[Stevan]

aaawwww you guys have turned a respectable thread into pure smut!! That girl who turned down Ron Jeremy is a champ!

[Nick]

Umm... accident!

Good stuff Nick, you're fitting in juuust fine.

[J@3]

Hehe ... I accidentely returned to that site containing pornographic material and couldn't find the Lex Steele banner It's not been a good day for Jaekind

[Old School Fool]

I ACCIDENTALLY saw some Photos of Ron Jeremy doing a chick.

I accidentally pepper sprayed my eyes, then accidentallky ran to the bunker, accidentally ending up in hell..

[Jackal]

I wonder if Kobe4Mvp could accidently send that file to my g-mail account.

[Bill Russell]

I wonder if Kobe4Mvp could accidently send that file to my g-mail account.

Man... I was thinking about the same accident...