Which is worse? stepping in...

[Cameron]

...dogshit or human shit?

I mean, on one hand, if you stepped in something you found out to be from a human, it might be worse because it came out of another human, gross. However, if its so bad for a human to take a poop on the ground, what makes it OK for a dog to? So which would be worse?

[j.23]

human shit. easily, god thats gross. actually it depends.. if it was dry dog/human shit i could really careless but if it was wet, steaming and a big fucking heap then we certainly have a problem

[Wormy10]

I have stepped in dogshit many times (on accident)
So human shit would be alot worse, I agree

[Matt]

well cow shit is the worst.....it's the size of a bloated pizza on STEROIDS!!!! an even thoug it might look dry, if you step on it it's not.....not that i know anything about stepping on cow shit

[J@3]

You guys nearly had to step in something else considering I was eating when I loaded this thread

[Nick]

I'd rather step in dog shit. You'd cop a lot more crap from people if you stepped in human shit rather than dog shit. I think. You're one strange unit Cam.

[Null17]

you're a very disturbed individual cam

[Fresh8]

Would you rather...

Eat ur shit or drink ur piss to survive?

I asked this question to my friends and everyone said drink

[Fresh8]

Oh yeah two more weird things my stupid friend asked the class today...

1) Would you rather have sex with the queen or John Howard

2) Would you eat a penis or a piece of shit...

Weird guy... lol

[J@3]

OK if you freaks keep posting this stuff and making me read it while I'm eating I'm going to delete this entire thread. First breakfast, now dinner...

[Stevan]

get off the computer Jae. Dang what don't you do while at the computer these days?

I'll take the dog shit. And I second what Matt says... comming from a small town in Serbia, I know all about massive cow shit in the middle of the road! You could have a car accident driving over that shit.
It's been a long time since I stepped in turd, we haven't had a dog for years so that eliminates a lot of dog-shit-stepping opportunities.

[J@3]

get off the computer Jae. Dang what don't you do while at the computer these days?

Open plan living room/kitchen

But you're right... I'll just sit at my imaginary dining table in my imaginary dining room and eat there on my own while reading the local newspaper. I mean, I use the internet AND eat while using the computer, what's the World coming to?

[Jackal]

I stepped in dog poo last saturday while I was in town. Spent an hour orso hopping around like a mad man trying to get the poop out of my boots.

[Cameron]

LMAO I don't remember what I was thinking when I made this thread. I barely even remember making it, lmfao.

And, I'm strange right, but this thread already has way more replies then the one I made about how NLSC is like a real community?

Jae, I eat lunch at the computer all the time, don't stress it, nothing gay about it.

And I would say myself actually that dogshit is work. Human shit you can at least usually chalk up to drunkeness, but dog shit can totally be prevented by owners poop and scooping. So while stepping in any shit is totally gross, dogshit is worse because it's easy to avoid having in the first place and is totally annoying because its in a huge abundance everywhere and people should be more responsible

Although the thought of human shit is pretty gnarly too. Imagine what it would have been like in trench warfare, living and sleeping in your own excrement. (Just thinking about this because in Canada, Remembrance Day is on Thursday. Veterans went through way too many horrors.)

Guess what? It's time for lunch. Peachy-fresh.

[J@3]

I just skimmed through that (orange hurts my eyes at 3:30am lol) and somehow managed to link Rememberance Day with stepping in dog shit. Amazing

[j.23]

coincidentally i stepped on dogshit last night at my buddy's house.. it was pretty dark, but once i stepped on it i knew it was over.. there were dry leaves stuck on it too, freakin nastyyyyy.. when i got home i tried to clean it under the sink and it was gross as hell, no joke there were little chunks of nuts in my shoe and the water caused the shitwater to spray everywhere. argghhh

i feel bad though because my mom had to clean up the remains this morning, lol

[Wormy10]

Would you rather...

Eat ur shit or drink ur piss to survive?

I asked this question to my friends and everyone said drink

Drink my piss, because I did it once when I was a wee lil tad

Oh yeah two more weird things my stupid friend asked the class today...

1) Would you rather have sex with the queen or John Howard

2) Would you eat a penis or a piece of shit...

Weird guy... lol

1.) Queen
2.) A human or cow penis? I would eat a cow penis before shit, but not a human penis

[Riot]

I'd eat ANY kind of penis...

[j.23]

ah i see
..


would you:

be fat, rich, ugly

or

buff build, broke as hell, good looking

[Jackal]

Be fat, rich & ugly.

If buff, good looking = 1 woman, fat & rich = as many women as you're willing to pay for.

[Wormy10]

Both have their positives
Yea prolly fat ugly and rich, I would still get alot of pussy because of the $$ as Jakal said

[Nick]

I'd rather be buff, good looking and broke. You'd be happier.

[Wormy10]

I would be pretty happy either way
In some ways
Fat, Rich, Ugly -- and then I would have lypo-suction and facial surgeory(sp?)
Because I could afford it

[Stevan]

But you're right... I'll just sit at my imaginary dining table in my imaginary dining room and eat there on my own while reading the local newspaper. I mean, I use the internet AND eat while using the computer, what's the World coming to?

Kids today! I never said there was anything wrong with eating at the computer, infact I just did it then.

coincidentally i stepped on dogshit last night at my buddy's house.. it was pretty dark, but once i stepped on it i knew it was over.. there were dry leaves stuck on it too, freakin nastyyyyy.. when i got home i tried to clean it under the sink and it was gross as hell, no joke there were little chunks of nuts in my shoe and the water caused the shitwater to spray everywhere. argghhh

i feel bad though because my mom had to clean up the remains this morning, lol

LOL, ah memories! Nothing like picking dog turd from your shoe with a stick.

Drink my piss, because I did it once when I was a wee lil tad

Now there's a line!

I'd rather be buff, good looking and broke. You'd be happier.

LOL define happy! "I'm broke, no food or money, but god damn am I good lookin'! I'm so good lookin' and buff, I can survive off of the love I have for mys... god damn I'm fine!!"

I must say... the amount of cock eating going on in this thread is sickening!

[Matt]

damn, why would u wanna be fat rich and ugly? i mean, sure you can buy the HOTTEST chicks but as soon as you look at yourself you'll lose your erection.....if you can get one cos fat ppl cant find their dicks or just dont have enough blood goin there

if your good looking but poor you can be a gigolo