The Laugh It Up Thread

[JaoSming]

When you take a shower before you go out and party, you wash away the pheromones that attract women. Hahaha.

Stop the thread, this is the funniest shit in here!

[Patr1ck]

When you take a shower before you go out and party, you wash away the pheromones that attract women. Hahaha.

I'm not saying this is true, but I have had better luck going drinking or a to a party after work in the past and I had more success than when I go fresh out the shower. Just gotta make sure you don't stink.

[The X]

When you take a shower before you go out and party, you wash away the pheromones that attract women. Hahaha.

I'm not saying this is true, but I have had better luck going drinking or a to a party after work in the past and I had more success than when I go fresh out the shower. Just gotta make sure you don't stink.

True, it's a fine line. It might also be because you weren't actually trying to pick up, you were just going with no expectation to have a drink

[Al Ka Pwn]

Use anti perspirant under the arms, deo on your chest and cologne on your neck. As long as you don't pick too strong shit, that should work nicely. Eating healthy will also make you smell better. And always wash your balls. You never know if they will end up in someone's mouth after all.

[J@3]

The way your clothes smell makes a pretty big difference as well. You can use as much deodorant and cologne as you want but if you're wearing something that smells like it was made out of used cigarette butts people will only be able to smell that.

[Al Ka Pwn]

[Angelo]

I really love this vid

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[Al Ka Pwn]

Lol. I'll have to watch that movie again now.

[JaoSming]

EXTREME, HARDCORE, Mario 2

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[Al Ka Pwn]

People better not tell him that game is over 10 years old.

[shadowgrin]

It is extreme, I consider Mario 2 the hardest Mario game I played in the NES.

[Andrew]

Extreme and hardcore indeed.

[jettdaking!]

the narrator made my day . Pole Dancers, Naruto's hahahahahahhaha. hurl your vegetables!

[mvpshaq32]

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[NovU]

hahaha that friday 13th guy is nuts... the shoppers and security guard are like... WTF WTF WTF... scared to death yo

[deihatein]

@The mario video

The rant is epic.

"This game has bombs. EXPLODING BOMBS!"

"Now warp, WARPP!"

"HOLY SHIT IT'S A SPACESHIP!"

[J@3]

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[el badman]

It's beyond me how this show could be so popular, this dude has to be the worst actor in the history of terrible actors.

[shadowgrin]

Because acting to look cool is difficult. That's why he's a good actor.

Jim Carrey sums it up nicely in the shown related videos.

[shadowgrin]

Hopefully, this video arms some you of with the necessary insults againsts the pinoy hordes.
The forums can't rely on Jae all the time for bail out in providing the insults.

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[Al Ka Pwn]

Been listening to the uk top 40 and god damn. Does it suck ass. Not a single song I could enjoy.

[Srbija]

[J@3]

It looks like Jugs' retarded cousin.

Below is the complete email conversation that Adelaide man David Thorne claims he had with a utility company chasing payment of an overdue bill.

From: Jane Gilles
Date: Wednesday 8 Oct 2008 12.19pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Overdue account

Dear David,
Our records indicate that your account is overdue by the amount of $233.95. If you have already made this payment please contact us within the next 7 days to confirm payment has been applied to your account and is no longer outstanding.

Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles

From: David Thorne
Date: Wednesday 8 Oct 2008 12.37pm
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Overdue account

Dear Jane,
I do not have any money so am sending you this drawing I did of a spider instead. I value the drawing at $233.95 so trust that this settles the matter.

Regards, David.

From: Jane Gilles
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 10.07am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Overdue account

Dear David,
Thankyou for contacting us. Unfortunately we are unable to accept drawings as payment and your account remains in arrears of $233.95. Please contact us within the next 7 days to confirm payment has been applied to your account and is no longer outstanding.

Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles

From: David Thorne
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 10.32am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Overdue account

Dear Jane,
Can I have my drawing of a spider back then please.

Regards, David.

From: Jane Gilles
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 11.42am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Overdue account

Dear David,
You emailed the drawing to me. Do you want me to email it back to you?

Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles

From: David Thorne
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 11.56am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Overdue account

Dear Jane,

Yes please.

Regards, David.

From: Jane Gilles
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 12.14pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Overdue account

From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 09.22am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Whose spider is that?

Dear Jane, Are you sure this drawing of a spider is the one I sent you? This spider only has seven legs and I do not feel I would have made such an elementary mistake when I drew it.

Regards, David.

From: Jane Gilles
Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 11.03am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Whose spider is that?

Dear David, Yes it is the same drawing. I copied and pasted it from the email you sent me on the 8th. David your account is still overdue by the amount of $233.95. Please make this payment as soon as possible.

Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles

From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 11.05am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Automated Out of Office Response

Thankyou for contacting me. I am currently away on leave, traveling through time and will be returning last week.

Regards, David.

From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 11.08am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Re: Whose spider is that?

Hello, I am back and have read through your emails and accept that despite missing a leg, that drawing of a spider may indeed be the one I sent you. I realise with hindsight that it is possible you rejected the drawing of a spider due to this obvious limb ommission but did not point it out in an effort to avoid hurting my feelings. As such, I am sending you a revised drawing with the correct number of legs as full payment for any amount outstanding. I trust this will bring the matter to a conclusion.

Regards, David.

From: Jane Gilles
Date: Monday 13 Oct 2008 2.51pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Whose spider is that?

Dear David, As I have stated, we do not accept drawings in lei of money for accounts outstanding. We accept cheque, bank cheque, money order or cash. Please make a payment this week to avoid incurring any additional fees.

Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles

From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 13 Oct 2008 3.17pm
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Whose spider is that?

I understand and will definately make a payment this week if I remember. As you have not accepted my second drawing as payment, please return the drawing to me as soon as possible. It was silly of me to assume I could provide you with something of completely no value whatsoever, waste your time and then attach such a large amount to it.

Regards, David.

From: Jane Gilles
Date: Tuesday 14 Oct 2008 11.18am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Whose spider is that?

[Andrew]

Reminds me a little of that Letters from a Nut series that Jerry Seinfeld had published.

[kibaxx7]

Below is the complete email conversation that Adelaide man David Thorne claims he had with a utility company chasing payment of an overdue bill.

Ah, incredible. 5 minutes laughing... Thank you.

A nerd was walking on campus one day when his friend, another nerd, rode up on an incredible shiny new bicycle.

The first nerd was stunned and asked, "Where did you get such a nice bike?"

The second nerd replied, "Well, yesterday I was walking home minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up to me on this bike.

She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, 'Take what you want!'"

The second nerd nodded approvingly and said, "Good choice. The clothes probably wouldn't have fit."

A helicopter with a pilot and a single passenger was flying around above Seattle when a malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's navigation and communications equipment. Due to the darkness and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position and course to get back to the airport.

The pilot saw a tall building with lights on and flew toward it, the pilot had the passenger draw a handwritten sign reading "WHERE AM I?" and hold it up for the building's occupants to see.

People in the building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign said "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER."

The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to SEATAC airport, and landed safely.

After they were on the ground, the passenger asked the pilot how the "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER" sign helped determine their position.

The pilot responded "I knew that had to be the Microsoft support building, they gave me a technically correct but entirely useless answer."