Your "I'm going to hell for this" moments..

So today a friend of mine and I were walking around campus and there was these people putting on a little demonstration thing. Anyways, it was about Darfur, and they had some tents and TONS of bodybags everywhere. So people are visiting thier booths and stuff, and my buddy and I start wondering whats in the body bags. They were all full of something, it was a windy day and they were even moving. So we walk over and start kicking a few of them so we can figure out whats in them. The people putting on the exhibit looked at us like we were the most cold hearted bastards in the world.

So what was in the bags? Smuggled Darfurians?

Actually, it was just crumpled up newspapers or something. I was just amazed that they weren't flying away. That and they almost looked like they were filled with all of the mass in the places it should be in a human body. As you can tell, my curiosty was really getting the best of me.

I was like 10 or 12 and I was in New York City. I needed a garbage can to throw out a smoothie (it was half full, too). So I saw a garbage bag lying there, and I chucked the smoothie in. Next thing I know, this hobo who was standing next to the bag is fuming.... Apparently that wasn't a garbage bag, it was his bag. Full of all his worldly possessions. And I got smoothie shit all over it. Sweetness.

Sweetness

You are going to hell.

When I rent a PC in an internet shop and find that the last user forgot to logout their Friendster (similar to MySpace), I usually delete all of their friends in the list. I don't care if it's painstakingly one by one and will cost me more because of the rental time, I still do it.

Wreaking havoc in the network of the internet shop by forms of virus/worm/spam/ruining a PC (format? )/etc. if they have bad service.

Haha shadowgrin, thats just plain nasty. Kudos on changing to your old username, I like it better than the one you had.

I'm probably going to hell for wishing death on many people, I know its cruel, but when I hate a person its the usual thing I do.

Swearing is another thing. Though I'm trying to use better language now.

Lying to my parents as to the places I've gone. But I think everybody does or did that.

I'm probably going to hell for wishing death on many people, I know its cruel, but when I hate a person its the usual thing I do.

Swearing is another thing. Though I'm trying to use better language now.

Lying to my parents as to the places I've gone. But I think everybody does or did that.

Doesn't everybody do that? Like telling your mates their mom is a whore... Everybody does that.

I once told one of my teammates his mom was a whore (joking obviously) and didn't remember his mother had just died of cancer. I felt horrible, I let him punch me in the face.

That had to suck big time man.. I would do the same thing if I was in that kind of position and let him punch me. And yeah its human to slip sometimes, its not like we're machines programmed to say every word or joke.

one time, this guy i worked with was complaining to our manager that there were no Diet Cokes in the fridge... and I heard that and was like "Who drinks Diet Coke??" in the tone that made him look stupid. and he said, "I do. I'm a diabetic."

...."Oh."

lol, smooth one Q


Im going to hell for laughing at this...
http://break.com/index/little-girl-vs-soccer-ball.html

Going to hell, forgot to mention this the other day. Walking down the street on campus the other day theres this whatt i assume is a drainage grating next to a large bookstore that takes up probly 1/3 of the sidewalk. While walking by, this old lady steps on it, falls on her ass, and loses all her stuff. I'm an asshole for laughing and keeping on walking (however there were others helping her so not that bad.)

Going to hell, forgot to mention this the other day. Walking down the street on campus the other day theres this whatt i assume is a drainage grating next to a large bookstore that takes up probly 1/3 of the sidewalk. While walking by, this old lady steps on it, falls on her ass, and loses all her stuff. I'm an asshole for laughing and keeping on walking (however there were others helping her so not that bad.)

Haven't you posted that already??

i once told my mother her mother was a whore... while she was there having lunch with us

You wont go to hell for that.. All that does is prove your a heartless bastard. Its your grandmother for christs sake!

I was like 10 or 12 and I was in New York City. I needed a garbage can to throw out a smoothie (it was half full, too). So I saw a garbage bag lying there, and I chucked the smoothie in. Next thing I know, this hobo who was standing next to the bag is fuming.... Apparently that wasn't a garbage bag, it was his bag. Full of all his worldly possessions. And I got smoothie shit all over it. Sweetness.

That's hilarious.

One time I saw a guy who was walking down the street at a fast rate, but he was so bent over at the waist he was almost at a 90 degree angle. Then we noticed that he was at that level because he was a garbage digger. He was permanantly bent over at the waist because of all the garbages he looked in.

I said cunt in class.

so yeah right now, i'm hanging aroung this girl that's sevente... eh... it's not that bad.

^ It's not that bad until you have "consensual" er, relations. Then it becomes: it's freaking awesome. After her family sues you for rape, it becomes: it's hell! I'm screwed!!

You should go the Axel route. Less problems that way

It isn't. 17 is the new 20.

Ugh. I got treated like a paedophile by all of my friends because my girlfriend was 17 and I was 21. She's 18 now and I'm still 21 yet they act like it's completely normal.

Ugh. I got treated like a paedophile by all of my friends because my girlfriend was 17 and I was 21. She's 18 now and I'm still 21 yet they act like it's completely normal.

I seem to be having this problem lately too...theres a couple girls i hang out with who are younger and they're freaking awesome but i'm shunned everytime i mention i might like them...if they were still in high school or something but both of em are in college already, i dont see the problem...

Ugh. I got treated like a paedophile by all of my friends because my girlfriend was 17 and I was 21. She's 18 now and I'm still 21 yet they act like it's completely normal.

yeah the same age difference is there and it's like wtf age ain't nothing but a number... until the law comes and rapes me. well we'll see what happens, I guess i gotta be extra careful or something. nothing's really happened yet but she really wants my nuts so bad it's ridiculous

Ugh. I got treated like a paedophile by all of my friends because my girlfriend was 17 and I was 21. She's 18 now and I'm still 21 yet they act like it's completely normal.

my step brother is 28 and is dateing a 18 year old. also note that he has been with her for 2 years now

i remember when i started at circuit city, my ops manager was in his 30s and he was dating a girl in my dept when she was 16 or 17. kinda weird, but i'll still give him props for that.