Paris Hilton's Going To Jail

Is she really out already? Just after three days?

she's the disease-riddled hooker.

you idiot

you idiot

was there a typo?

What? She's going back?!

LOS ANGELES -
Paris Hilton's release from jail may be short lived. Hours after she was sent home under house arrest Thursday for an undisclosed medical condition, the judge who put her in jail for violating her reckless-driving probation ordered her into court to decide if she should go back behind bars.

Source: Yahoo!

I believe it. Being a spoiled rich bitch isn't a medical condition, no matter how much you spin it. It's funny to me how she decided not to go to a private prison, to prove that she is normal, . She should have just paid for the private prison, maybe she could've had central air conditioning and a pillow.

Someone I know sympathizes with her because they spent a weekend in county jail. He said it's hard enough doing one day.

I believe it. Being a spoiled rich bitch isn't a medical condition, no matter how much you spin it. It's funny to me how she decided not to go to a private prison, to prove that she is normal, . She should have just paid for the private prison, maybe she could've had central air conditioning and a pillow.

Someone I know sympathizes with her because they spent a weekend in county jail. He said it's hard enough doing one day.

Every county and state prison will give you a pillow. You only sleep on solid concrete in holding cells the night you get arrested. Unfortunately I know from experience.

Sources close to the Hilton family told "Entertainment Tonight" that the medical reason was a rash she developed on her body.

Late night talk show hosts and standup comics everywhere couldn't hope for a better punchline.

wow..i cant believe a mod just broke the rules like racism.. bravo.. (clap clap)

usually i don't give a rats ass as to what goes on in hollywood, but this shit down right pisses me off. boo fucking hoo, her mental condition is deemed unstable -- so what? suck it up. she's there for 23 days and she's released because of that? when are they going to learn; when she finally kills somebody? this shit is ridiculous; just shows you what money can do for you in the united states. wouldn't be surprised if her daddy blew the judge as well.

Other people don't have "mental state issues"?

Okay...if a handful of people is dumb enough to believe this shit, the world's going down the toilet. And fast.

wow..i cant believe a mod just broke the rules like racism.. bravo.. (clap clap)

If you think there has been any racist remarks in this thread, then I strongly suggest you find another forum to hang out in, or come back in five years when you're mentally ready to handle such things.

Other people don't have "mental state issues"?

Okay...if a handful of people is dumb enough to believe this shit, the world's going down the toilet. And fast.

The world has already gone down the toilet. Otherwise people like Paris Hilton wouldn't have ever obtained the popularity they actually obtained.

I don't think people believe this, I mean, it's some obvious shit here. But if they do, well then I guess I overrated the world... once again.

Paris Hilton has been ordered back to jail in Lynwood and will serve out her 23 day sentence with a credit for the 5 days she's already served. Reporters say she was crying through the entire process and, when Judge Michael Sauer gave his decision, she let out a huge cry and said, "This isn't right." She was then physically dragged out of the courtroom by a female deputy, in tears, screaming, "Mom, Mom, Mom."

Some witnesses say they saw a rainbow above the courtroom. And others say they saw a giant man in the clouds with a white beard nodding his head approvingly. And me? Well I saw Judge Michael Sauer grow to be twelve feet tall, with muscles the size of tree trunks. And when he smiled, little cartoon hearts appeared above my head and there was a strange tingling sensation in my pants.

PICS

paris is going back. so there is justice in this world.

Seeing pictures of her crying brings a huge smile to my face Man, that's awesome.

party time
Enjoy bitch...

thank god, I am so happy that puta is back behind bars.

lmao@ MJ & RIP

Hearing the news that she'll be settled for house arrest because of being "good" made me . What if she committed murder?

...puta...

On Conan, the whole affair was dubbed the "Raw Skank Redemption". Not the cleverest pun that's ever been conjured up but a good one nevertheless.

you could even call it "the green mile" and it would be strangely fitting... though perhaps a little more subtle.

Anyone else see the clip of Sarah Silverman tearing Paris a new one at the MTV Movie Awards?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APqPQuaPEq0

LMAO

^that look on Paris' face was priceless. It was almost like she actually had emotions...almost.

kinda mean.... oh well.