The Laugh It Up Thread

[Matt]

[Nick]

That's just wierd. Not funny.

I wonder how he figured out he could do that.

[JaoSming]

maybe some blind guy with glass eyes?

[Drex]

LOL @Nick. Maybe he figured it out when he was checking Photoshop.

[Nick]

Oh yeah. Now that i think about it, there's no humanely way his eyelids would stretch that far.

God i'm an idiot.

[Steve [The Spiderman]]

Oh yeah. Now that i think about it, there's no humanely way his eyelids would stretch that far.

God i'm an idiot.

HAHA...I thought you were joking at first.

[shadowgrin]

[shadowgrin]

[ixcuincle]

[JaoSming]

[Wayne]

[diddy]

that's a cool sh**!

[NBJ]

I just got the new (old) ball today. Damn, its much better than the leather ball!

[BigKaboom2]

I'm not sure I get the joke in JaoSming's picture - normally that comic strip is hilarious but I don't find this one amusing at all.

[JaoSming]

My mom sent me another e-mail joke today, I got a few chuckles from it even though I think its really old.

Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scottsdale , Arizona :

1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART.

2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP.

3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN.

4. AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING.

5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER.

6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE.

7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, PLEASE LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU.

8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS.

9. QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING TO GO.

10. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES.

WELL DONE - NOW FLUSH THE URINAL, GO OUTSIDE,
AND TEE OFF

[bigh0rt]

Microsoft users speak their mind...

[Slamduncan]

[[Q]]

Microsoft users speak their mind...

THANK YOU.

i sent this to my roommate who can't stop talking about macs.
i just got done with a video/audio class that works in a mac lab and I can't stand that shit. my roommate touts their "intuitive design", but how intuitive is it to have the user put their password in 438953405984435345 times to get anything productive done???

[cyanide]

but how intuitive is it to have the user put their password in 438953405984435345 times to get anything productive done???

When does that happen? All I have to do in my lab is just log-in once.

[3.14159]

A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work.
Unbeknownst to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet. The boy now has company.

Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball."
Man: "That's nice."
Boy: "Want to buy it?"
Man: "No, thanks."
Boy: My dad's outside."
Man: "OK, how much?"
Boy: "$250."

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover are in the closet together.

Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball glove."
Man: "How much?"
Boy: "$750."
Man: "Fine."

A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball."
The boy says, "I can't ! I sold them."
The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
The son says,"$1,000."
The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."
They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and closes the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that $hit again."

[JaoSming]

I love that one

[bigh0rt]

[Oznogrd]

hell yes to the 300 jokes...

[shadowgrin]

at 300.

I really need to shoot Barney. Friggin' purple freak.

Waaaah, boo hoo! I can't drag and drop! Dumbass. Looks like your Macs aren't perfect after all

Apple is a company that has built its entire user base around the fact that its users can't do simple things like turn their computers on. Hell, most Mac users can't even talk without using their hands, which ranks their intelligence somewhere between a simian and hog shit

[JaoSming]

300 - PG Version

http://spikedhumor.com/articles/92353/3 ... rsion.html