Sit's Story Thread (Help needed with Problem)

Guess who's back?

SOrry fellas.. I've been tied up with so much school work it aint funny! 5 important assessment including a Macbeth monologue, my economics shares oral, math assignment and two physics pracs... and a legal studies essay.. so much junk plus I have about 4 exams in three weeks.

But school hasn't gotten any bit more uninteresting.

The all-star game hasnt been played yet. We're doing it on Friday. It's a long story that doesn't belong here! lol But heres one that does. I was allowed to announce our game during chapel!

So I decided to crack a few lame jokes like... 'I heard that white men can't jump... u know what? Asians cant either!' and 'Come and get a free fortune cookie... even if they all say the same thing!' and 'Come watch me dunk... with a trampoline!' I can say that it worked fairly well with the Grade 9's and 10's... but when it came to the 11's and 12's... my friend summed it up best.

'We weren't laughing at your jokes Sit... we were laughing at you!'

So while I was trying to make everyone laugh, I took a glimpse at our headmaster who was angry at me beofre for doing a similar stunt... you could see that he was trying to keep a straight face and hide the slightest hint of a smile... he wanted to say that what I was doing was inappropriate! At the end of the service he shook hands with everyone who took part in it... when he got to me, I nodded at him and he nodded back but we didn't shake hands... geese, i thought, 'Thanks alot man...'

What was more strange was that in the arvo yesterday, I was doing my MJ oral! It was awesome by the way... anyways while I was doing it a whole class walked past the room... all the guys stopped and started whistling. I was like, 'wtf...' and then they started shouting, 'Go Sitty... whos the new chick?' And I'm tryign to stay focussed and the guys in my class all joined in and one guy said, 'Yeah Will... hwos the new girl? Hows ur girlfriend?'

Obviously I have no darn idea about who they are talking about... I dont even like any chick atm... and they tellingmme I'm going out with someone? I thought it was a joke until I started having random people coming up to me asking the same questions... these people are mad!

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Today was a bit more exciting... I think I must have been smoking something when I told my economics teacher I'd do my oral first up. Great.. now I need to learn my oral faster than most of the class... joy. At least I can focus on Macbeth after that!

Legal Studies... some crazy stuff happened.

When I walked into the room, Mrs Walker seperated me and my friends and forced us to sit in different corners of the room. It worked for three minutes... Me and Baxter were back to our normal stuff. Jess told me to throw a penlid at Daniel so I told Vins to do it... He did. And Daniel chucked a syke and threw a piece of paper at Vins. VIns chucked it at me. So then I scrunched up a lot of papers and threw it at everyone. It escalated into a huge paper fight! Then Walker settled the class down.

We noticed that the penlid was missing. It was outside the window. And so Daniel reached out and got it. However, while he was getting it he spotted a tennis ball. So he got that ball too and gav eit to Baxter. Walker then screamed at him and so he sta down but passed the ball to me. I threw it out the window.

After it had all calmed down, Baxter asked where the ball was. I said out the window... so he ran to it and saw it and tried to reach for it without falling out of the window... he couldnt reach it so he ran outside... I saw it as an opportunity to get the ball back myself so I sprinted and jumped out the window without actually getting all the way out and hung on the window sill and reached as far as I could for the ball. I got it! But it was a bit of a struggle getting back in. I had to push myself thwice to get back in.

After I did, Mrs Walker screamed at the two of us. 'Oi, your getting on my nerves...'

So we sat back down and had the ball confiscated... it didnt stop us there. I decided to lock myself in the cupboard.. So I hopped in and told Baxter to lock me in. I fell asleep but woke up as I fell out of the cupboard and saw Baxter and mrs Walker who was furious. I just burst out laughing and she said, 'Detention for both of you!'

Guess what the slips said, 'Gross Misbehaviour...' I don't think what we did was gross or misbehaving!

We got our sips and I went for lunch... I remmebered I had lost a lot of my books last week so I decided to go to lost property to look for them. About 12 people were waiting in two lines... I waited and then my friend said, 'Sit ur a prefect.. force your way in.'

I agreed. So I walked in the middle and said, 'Fellas, prefect coming through.' They didn't let me and since I was shorter than half of them they blocked the way... SO I went back. My friend said, 'Think Sit...'

So I did and I had the most genius idea!

'Coming through, if you don't I'll give you a detention!' I screamed waving my own detention slip in the air. The brats all said, 'Hell no!' ANd blocked the way.

I wasn't going to give in to that s*it! So I wrestled my way past 6 guys all bigger than me... When I got my two hands on the side of the entrance and pulled myself towards it... a woman stood in the way... guess who it was...

Mrs Walker!

She shouted and pointed in my face... 'YOU again??!! Everywhere you go is TROUBLE!' I just smiled and waved and back off a bit... and she screamed, 'Get out of here or I will give you detention for the rest of the term!' I wasn't going to give up... so I pretended to be sympathetic... 'I came to apologise Mrs Walker...'

So I stepped in and said sorry. While she wasn't looking I grabbed the books I had lost and tried to leave. She followed me out a few steps and I was bhind her. I reached behind me and locked the door. She said she accepted my apology and I could go. So I slammed the door behind me!

The peopel waiting to get into lost property were shut out... so was the teacher and Mrs Walkers' keys were inside! Classic. All I said was, 'oops.. sorry!'

Asians get Snapped! 35-12

You can tell by the title... we got absolutedly hammered. It wasn't really not forseen considering the starting five they had were all rep guys but the energy the asians put in was just shocking.

It was intense for a minute.

I won the jumpball against Oly and we were syked... then the white guys scored two baskets in a row. The asians gave up. We had crap defence, crap passes and couldn't sontrol the tempo. Noone cut for the ball and certainly didn't attempt to get in position to catch the rock.

And I know what it feels like to be Kobe. The white guys targetted their defence on me, set picks so I couldn't to places on the court. Bringing the ball up, I had to beat the double team... it was hard. I hadn't played in a week and was out of form. But missing an open three at the start.. that's horrible.

And when it happens you start hearing people mumbling 'cocky', 'showoff' and 'he's crap.' And even worse... my teammates started neglecting me from the ball. And when I got the ball, pased it to one of them, they'd lose the ball by rushing things.

I guess things got pretty bad after I came off the court midway through the first half. All the asian guys on the bench started talking under their breath... 'Kobe sucks...' Because they know I love Kobe. And the asian supporters who were downstairs stared at me as if they wanted to kill me. I wasn't taking any crap like that. So I stood up turned around and shotued, 'You guys wanna know what it feels like to be playing crap and wathc people jump onto another bandwagon??? Those guys aren't doing any better!' And then I went up to some guy who was mimicking me and punched him to the ground... and the teachers and school captain came up and restrained me.

Great.... i knocked an aisan over... I know that if you want respect, you've got to gain it. But after one mistake, they already hating on me. I'm not taking that!

So I sat on the bench and watched the white guys go from 6-2 up to 18-2 in just 3 minutes. It was crazy...

I went back on in the second half and played my best defence I could muster. Didn't let my man score on me and he didn't... I held him scoreless... but I wasnt a factor on offence. It wasn't flowing at all, and my teammates wouldn't pass the ball to me.

I was ok with this but after sitting on the bench and reenetering the game for the last 2 minutes of the match and not getting ball on three occasions where I was wide open and the crowd was chanting 'Sit, Sit, Sit' I was furstrated. When they threw the ball away... I just couldn't hold my temper in.

I went over to the smartass guy who didn't pass and asked, 'Why didn't you pass to me. You just turned the ball over' And he just shrugged and so I shoved him. I know it ain't sportsman like but you need to understand how much it hurts to be hated on by your own people and your own team. I once thought about what it'd be like to be Kobe in terms of his relationship with fans, players and close people... now I know.

So at the end of the game when the players shook hands, I was glad the other team came up and each one of them gave me a hug or pat on the back and said, 'Sit man, its a shame they didn't pass to you' and 'You played well tongiht... but why were they hating on you.' And I was like, 'I dont know. One day they will understand'

sounds like your team was just looking for a scapegoat and you were it

yeah, by the sounds of it I really can't blame you for doing a Ronnie on that punk

bad loss but entertaining from our point of view

Ok, it's official. Without being racist I'm stating now that Asians are hilarious. Wow, after reading all that...just wow. And one of my Asian friends at school never ceases to crack me up, even though we crack jokes on him constantly.

Wat part of this is funny.. btw I'm ABC... im more aussie than azn!

most of the asians... actually all but me are real quiet... im the only loud one lol

EXAMS SOON, ECONOMICS ENGLISH SUCK

It was an ok week for me. The school work is really cutting into my time which is annoying. Did my economics on Monday... which was too long lol about 15 minute seminar. But it was ok I guess.

We got this new rule at school which goes all late assignments arent marked and u get 0... oh boy was I screwed when I didn't have my math b assignment started. Two years ago, I did the same thing and fiinsihed it at school and got an A+. This year is different and it was tougher to finish. So on Tuesday lunchtime I rushed the assignment before the deadline... Just handed it in. Boy am I screwed... cause it isn't too great. Only 6 pages long...

Wednesday was alright. I had my second detention in two weeks. It was boring but I looked forward to basketball after it. Playing pickup with some guys on our team. Man, I was getting hot and scored 6 in a row... but then i got tripped on a reverse layup and wasted my ankle... I'm out for two weeks which aint great. I got tripped on the play and landed 2 metres away from the spot.. on my ass... not cool!

Thursday my friend had an indoor soccer comp. He top scored for the tournament for his team so that was great but I was lmao at what happened. During a game against some guy who is about 5'4".. Baxter was raggin the kid. The guy had 102 on his jersey so as the munchin told Baxter he was gay... Baxter said, "Whats 102.. ur height in cms?" The kid was pissed and scored... -_-' And Baxter walked off the court and kicked the door and as it slammed... it's hinges undid itself and the door fell off.

An official got pissed at Baxter and told the coach who hates Baxter. After he asked Baxter what happened, Baxter shrugged and said, "I tryed to open the door with my foot." And he just walked away... I mean who is that stupid to believe that? lol

Man, yesterday had been the best day of the week. As we were all back to our mischief. In chemistry I had this glove which I filled with water and inflated the middle finger to resemble u know what. And we started slapping people's faces to see their reactions.. lol It was hilarious cause u wouldnt know how many guys are so sensitive to the freakin topic. lol

I took it to legal studies and showed it to Jess and me and Baxter convinced her it was Cow semen... lol She believed us and shreieked... and then tryed to stay away from us. So we cut the top and 'milked' it onto her dress. Man, it was real sus and she was about to cry.

So I go to english next period. Our engerish teacher is somewhat deaf lol. I put on 'Nasty Girl' by Nitty. We all lovin it these days! And the whole class was bobbing their head and the teacher was asking where the music was coming from. We told him it was next door so he goes next door to ask them to turn it down. I swithced it off and as he comes back in he continues. I put on another song and again he asks who it is... We point next door and he goes out again. He came back and didn't trust us so I hide my phone in my hat and let him search the back area. As he came to us, I passed my hat down so it was in the front of the room. The old man was so puzzled and we were rolling on our asses laughing so hard!

Even more hilarious is what happened in thew next lesson. I wagged so I could be with my friend... but I was in for a bonus! Smurph had bugged the library with 6 alarm clocks. They were all set to go off in unison! lol... one went off 5 minutes early and the librarians found it. And at 12... all five started chiming together... Man, everyone was looking for them. One was in the ceiling because Smurph pulled a tile and tuck it in. The people could hear the sound but looked in the wrong place.. they were trying to pull the carpet apart. Smurph had wrapped one in plastic and put it in a bin. They found it but couldn't stop it rining because of the plastic. lol

It was good stuff!

Well, I'm out for another week. I'm goign fiorst for Macbeth oral on monday so wish me luck!

haha classic....good to see the story thread back in action....nice to see another "dynasty" thread, with your life being the dynasty....

sounds like good times....hope economics assignment went well and hope some of the stuff I told you about dividends etc helped....

just a question, how do you know you're out for 2 weeks?!? did you go to a doctor or something?!? or can you just not walk on it etc?!?

LMAO @ the alarm clock thing.

I went to my physio... And its ok cause I got told by firsts coach and asked if i could go with the team to play in townsville later in the year... maybe I can be the water boy!

And my friend told me how she went up to my teacher's staffroom and overheard the two economics teachers talk about me... my teacher said, 'Will's oral was real good but the time was over by 4 minutes... what should we do?'

So im crossing my fingers right now...

it's all about quality, not quantity....if the extra 4 minutes were quality, then hopefully you'll be fine....

through uni and studies, if I hadn't extensively researched the topic, I had a habit, maybe even a skill, of fluffing it up....but making it sound good....kinda like george bush and john howard....you know they ain't saying anything good or useful, but it still sounds good

Of course... I reakon mines was all relevent! lol... my friend who was Number 1 in the subject said mines was the deepest analysis hes read so far. So i have no doubt the info is good however... i may be marked down in communication...

Haha, Will's diary... Pretty funny stuff there...

Rofl all of that is hilarious.

Ketchup... and other things

Man.. Macbeth oral was actually much more fun then I thought. Going first aint that bad... at least I don't have anything to worry bout anymore after that!

See, my friend said she'd bring me her red hair gel that shes never used so I could pretend it was blood. She forgot. So I told VIns at recess. We had 20 minutes to think of something to use as fake blood. He said, "Sit, I'll find something!"

You know what? He actually found something! As I walked to my locker to get ready for my performance he shouted for me. I looked at what he had found... a sachet of Ketchup from Maccas. It was jsuty there on the floor. I was like, 'Whatever... let's use it.'

Poured it all over my face and in my hair... warning to everyone on NLSC... don't do it cause it stinks! I was suffocating and the back row of guys said they could smell it. It was just THAT bad! But I sorta did ok... I tell ya, heaps of ppl loved it. It jsut takes 20 minutes to wash the sauce out of ur hair!

That was on Monday... now today was a funny day. But it didn't happen to me directly actually. Apart from stuffing 12 minties in my mouth at the same time, I had a boring day! Instead I was told by my friend what happened at the physios...

She rolled her ankle so she wnet to get it checked this arvo. The school vice captain was there so they were talking. He started to play with his Ipod... and my friend goes, 'Stop trying to be like Will Sit."

The physio then asks, 'Scuse me.. Will Sit?"

They said, "Yeah?"

He asked, "Is that a name?"

They nodded.

"Ummm... first or last...?"

And my friend said, "haha... both!"

And the physios like, "You're lying?"

And the vice captain just laughed and replied, "It's true. He exists... Sit's a champ." And my friend said, "Hes a bit crazy"

lol... I was laughing so hard when she told me... Its reasonable that he wouldn't believe them. I understand that! lol

I guess you've heard all the calls....

Teacher: "Will, go sit in the corner"

etc.....

Actually... at the swimming carnival yesterdsay... we seniors were holding signs up to signal wat warcries we were gonna do... and they wrote 'sit' on it... and I was the only person who stood up and shrugged my shoulders... and everyone just laughed... of course the sign was meant for everyone to sit down and shut up.. i thought they wanted to talk to me...

I got to the library and decided I would start the day off with Good Charlotte.

Why didn't you start off the day by stabbing out your eyes. It would have been less painful.

:lol:

I got to the library and decided I would start the day off with Good Charlotte.

Why didn't you start off the day by stabbing out your eyes. It would have been less painful.

I love good charlotte man!

That explains why people keep saying your name. They dont' like you, they are laughing at you.

Thnaks Jowe! I appreciate being hated on...

Good Charlotte = Horse Shit

Inredibly true.

what the hell is good charlotte anyways? never heard of it

They are posers.