NLSC Freestyle Semi Finals: XianeX vs Cyanide.

It's not quite as good as the first one because we were expecting it, but still pretty funny. I'd say cy won.

Last edited by FendeR` on Mon Sep 12, 2005 9:58 am, edited 1 time in total.

I havent been checking this out and I wish I had been, nice cy

Congrats Cy, u sorta wasted me!

Haha, loved the first line of Cy's

cy owned Sit in that one....first verse was good....as it went along it kinda lost a little bit....there's only so much bits that you can play off Sit before it drags on....nonetheless, cy was the easy winner on the day....

I'll announce it later, but I'm guessing final is set....XianeX vs cyanide....

cy won that by a lot, cy is gonna win the finals for my prediction

lol, thanks Sit, and thanks guys.. not my best one, but I'm looking to the finals against XianeX. I'm going against the traditional old school rap with my new and exciting unorthodox "white man" style. In other words, I didn't expect to get this far with unconventional methods

"White man" style, hell yea

Who goes first?

Whoever feels like going first.

yep, fire away....if it is close then we might add some extra encore freestyles....

EDIT: Otherwise, if you're posturing, I'm thinking of a number, whoever gets closer gets to decide who starts....

Flip a coin or something .. I'm at school right now, and I'm knee deep in work already I'll make my crap rap later, so XianeX can go ahead if he wants, otherwise I'll make my post later on. Good luck, XianeX!

Hey Cy, nice work, you have some issues man, you might try singing your freestyle with some 2Pac song along with it, I was trying to sing your last freestlye with the song "Ghetto Gospel", it came up pretty good except for the slow part of the song

What. The. Fuck.

That and Ghetto Gospel? Does that make sense to anybody?

But anyway, this is going to be good. An amazing freestyler against, well, Cyanide. I'll leave it at that.

Gotta love it.

Edit and Discretion: If you are sensitive to disturbing imagery, and/or gag easily, do not continue reading. Otherwise, be prepared.

Note: cyanide is not a fucked up twisted, sick man. He is merely a normal guy who doesn't find it too difficult to use the imagination to pull off some of the most disgusting situations you can think of.

Commentator: yo, yo, yo, What's up? This is the final, final, final round of the up and coming superstar who's gonna bust a rap in your ass, the illest and the sickest, and hizzle and such, and so on. This is da Eminem di Macabre, the Uber-Ludacris, the most disgusting white rapper since Andre 3000, el presentooooo cyanide!!!!


Yo, you ain't gonna fool me with yo words,
Nothing you say ain't gonna change yer world,
I caught you screwing around with yer 92 year old,
Skinniest wrinkled prune about five feet tall,
On IV line and metal crutches so she don't fall,
You were banging her in the handicap bathroom stall,

Chorus:
Keep in mind she ain't done it since '72,
She haven't washed down there since '92,
You went down on her, took a whiff or two,
Smelled of dead fish and unflushed poo,
You licked and licked until you ate goo,
The old woman gushed on the man in the loo,

After eating her out, you made her out,
Tongue footsies with the tonsils made her shout,
She coughed then boogers came flying out,
You happily licked off the snot on her rack,
Sagging down to her waist, you said relax,
Pinched her nipples and grabbed her flabby ass,

You inserted your one incher into her woo woo,
Your first time since, ah well, who knew,
Uncontrollably the old woman popped out poo,
Shit came down the floor with a big splash,
The worst way to slip and fall on your back,
Too bad it was your penis that got a whiplash,

In agony, your wee wee starts to swell up,
The old woman grabs her crutches with a fuss,
Loses balance and sticks the end in your cup,
Straddled on your face, as she starts to groan,
She came with old pussy juice she had blown,
Drowned in piss as you let out your final moan.

Last edited by cyanide on Wed Sep 14, 2005 10:14 am, edited 1 time in total.

lmfaooooooooo Rofl

looks like we got a winner? Xanax is gonna have to pull a rabbit outta his ass on this one i think.. hehe I said rabbit

The mental image is soooo disturbing.

Yes indeed
It gagged me a few times

Give me until tommorrow night, I have 3 papers to turn in for tommorrow. Nice drop, though.

you a sick muthafucka cy!!

cyanide has some deep depp psychological cravings that I don't think any of us really need to know about.

Give me until tommorrow night, I have 3 papers to turn in for tommorrow. Nice drop, though.

Thanks, and good luck

:lol: cyanide has some deep depp psychological cravings that I don't think any of us really need to know about.

I think you had about three more Depp references

I have dishonoured myself.

I think it's more of an honor to be compared to Johnny Depp Btw, is he known to be a little off, or is it only based on his acting?

Cy... that rhyme was sic... literraly!