There is NO XENU

I have this urge to jump on couches or sofas right now.

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See? No Xenu. He is merely a wizard.

That is Xenu.

We've got Xenu followers everywhere, it started with this...



continued with this...



but all the while we all know the one & only original is still this...

Yes, but there is no Xenu. I said so, therefore I proved it. Hail Thoth!

You're just ignorant. It's on Youtube and it's proven to exist. It's on Wikipedia too.

So just stop being ignorant, it's not that I don't like you because of it...but you're a dumbass if you don't believe it and I hate you for not believing. But don't get me wrong, I respect it and am not calling you retarded or anything.

whoa guys i go away for the night and come back and were all fiteing no need to fite were all brothas here lets just be friends ok

oh btw you guys are wrong and ignorant read the bible

Who sasy Xenu doesn't exist? Do you have proof? If not, that means Xenu does exist.

Don't ask me for proof, because I do have it.

Batman exists too?

can you prove he doesn't? and don't ask me for proof either, i left it in my other pants pocket

Batman exists too?

Yes, of course he does. There are literally volumes of works documenting his exploits.

The movies are just movies with actors in the roles, like The Passion of the Christ.

Today I open my mail and find this addressed to the previous resident I guess:



Two pamphlets to buy Hubbard's books ($30).
"Scientology has answers to these questions, answers that are true, answers that work for you."
Brilliant.

It's a sign! Or the Scientology spies are scouting you.

I think is proof that the pop-ups on NLSC contain spyware.

Oh, and... VINCEAIR HATH ARRIVETHED IN THE HOUSETH.

You're just ignorant. It's on Youtube and it's proven to exist. It's on Wikipedia too.

So just stop being ignorant, it's not that I don't like you because of it...but you're a dumbass if you don't believe it and I hate you for not believing. But don't get me wrong, I respect it and am not calling you retarded or anything.

The Egyptian Book of the Dead clearly states that every man's heart will be weighed by Thoth after the trials and tribulations faced while navigating the path to the afterlife. Were you around when this sacred text was written? I think not. Discussion over, Thoth is real and Xenu is a lie. All hail the ibis, bitches.

Egyptians served Xenu, they just didn't know. It's religions best kept secret, Thoth is Tom Cruise. Tom Hanks uncovers it in the movie version of Dan Browns book "Scientology ftw."

If you were a believer, you'd know.

Tom Cruise wishes he was an ibis headed God of the Underworld. He says as much in Top Gun. You have to read between the lines but it's there.

Blasphemy. I'm done talking to you about this, if you don't believe, that's your own lookout. I lead a good, weird life by following scientology and am not addicted to drugs because of it. I hope you enjoy hell when you get there.

I'll be surrounded by pretty Hollywood people.

Batman exists too?

Only an idiot doubts the existence of Batman.

Or would speak ill of him.

For some reason I'm reminded of the Jewish robots in Futurama.

"So what's the deal, you guys don't believe in Robot Jesus?"
"We believe that he was built, and that he was a very well-designed robot, but he was not our messiah."

(Quote may be slightly off, it's been a while since I watched that episode)