Haha. I want to see a screamer where somebody with a four-foot wingspan pops out.
It'd be some guy talking about how to be a better shooter, and he's demonstrating the proper form, and talking about practicing, and then all of a sudden some deformed dude pops up with a knife. Luckily he wouldn't be able to reach far enough to actually stab anybody without having blinding quickness.
Also could you imagine somebody having that short arms but normally sized hands? Hehe.