Your "I'm going to hell for this" moments..

Not that there's anything wrong with that!

I wasn't aware that there was ever anything wrong with joking. Maybe at a funeral or something.

That was a reference to a Seinfeld episode. A girl thinks Jerry and George are gay, and every time one of them references not being gay the other says "Not that there's anything wrong with it".

http://youtube.com/watch?v=cTDVEb6Wu-w

The question here is, are you gay or not? It's a yes or no type of answer, Axel

Not really, he could be bi.

It doesn't make any difference to me if it's true or not. At first I thought you were serious, than I thought you were joking, now I'm not sure. Seems like you might just be stirring things up a bit just for the fuck of it but whatever.

Not really, he could be bi.

Haha, touche.

Not too many people posted anything homophobic, the general shock was more than warranted considering most people probably didn't think Axel was gay, we don't exactly get many homosexuals at the NLSC and it was quite a strange way to "come out".

And lol @ Indy, how could you be the only one who got that it was a joke when like 3 posts earlier you said you weren't sure if it was a joke until his last post?

Indy, I thought so. I was going to say something about how he fooled us.

That was a reference to a Seinfeld episode. A girl thinks Jerry and George are gay, and every time one of them references not being gay the other says "Not that there's anything wrong with it".

http://youtube.com/watch?v=cTDVEb6Wu-w

I understand that, but it was a non sequitur reference as your post didn't have anything about homosexuality in it.

I think he said it for the possibility he wasnt joking, which would be related to homosexuality, meaning it was appropriate to say

And lol @ Indy, how could you be the only one who got that it was a joke when like 3 posts earlier you said you weren't sure if it was a joke until his last post?

I was late seeing this thread.

Yes, I am.

Just got back from the "Sausage Fest" party last night. Wooh. There are some stories to tell from that!

Like how I ended up friending a creepy guy. How we ended up staggering down Franklin St (main street) at 4:30 in the morning.

Life is good.

Lol at this entire thread. Axel has huge e-balls to pull that off. I read it like 3 hours ago, and I thoguht it was fake but had that "He's joking.... right?" feeling. It was pretty obvious after the 2nd post, though.

Don't know if this constitutes as going to hell...(for me, does for her)...

But I just dared a person to commit suicide. Her bf broke up with her and she's all give me a reason to live etc etc. I'm like reason? Fuck reasons. Just remember, it's up the highway not across the street.

Women are so dramatic.

at Jackal.

On topic, a part from lying an enormous amount of times, probably the worst thing I've ever done was having side affairs with two of my ex-girlfriend's best friends while we were together. I broke up with the three of them on the same day too, and they (we) don't talk to each other since then.

I think I may have already paid for this, though (see Letting Off Steam Thread).

I was just at the supermarket and some elderly guy in a power scooter ran into a display table. Chips and Salsa everywhere, big mess.

I was standing right there, and instead of helping, I laughed and continued shopping. (there were other people there who were helping him)

This is just like Remember the Titans, "That's cool if you're like that Sunshine.... But seriously, I gots to know!"

Damn dude... right next to her?

That takes balls. Please tell me you guys at least went in to a different room.

no, we did it right there in the bed while she slept. she told me the next day she felt bad about it, however we did it a few more times before she left town so she could not have felt that bad. in the end its the reason my relationship with that girl ended, and with good reason i would say

I probably have a few stories from when I was younger, like throwing toy men off the top of an apartment building and watching it land on cars...

The most recent one was probably when I was asking a friend (relating to a Seinfeld episode) if he's ever seen anybody walk without moving their arms, and I demonstrated this by acting it out. After that, I look forward and I see a physically handicapped person walking toward us that is limping without moving his arms. That was an embarrassing coincidence, but nonetheless, I'm going straight to hell for that one.

I probably have a few stories from when I was younger, like throwing toy men off the top of an apartment building and watching it land on cars...

i used to throw rocks off the overpass, in hind sights i cant even begin to imagine the damage i could have caused if one of those landed on a windshield

I stole money out of a blind woman's mug on a public bus while I was shitfaced in college.

What the hell was she going to do with it, buy some glasses?

Today at the mall I was 7 cents short of the $2 I needed to ride the bus (i keep all my money on a debit card). So rather than beg, I did the obvious thing and I took a quarter out of the wishing fountain. Soon after, mall security told me they saw me taking money out of the fountain. I told them I was 7 cents short and I gave them .07, meaning I made a profit of .18, which still gave me enough to ride the bus.

Then the security guard gave me a dollar for my fare after telling me I could have been charged with a misdemeanor theft.

Wow, fun times.

I took a quarter out of the wishing fountain.

I always forget about those things. Why not just have a "Deposit money here and get nothing in return" machine? Boggles the mind.

interesting ass thread, I havent done much except lie a tremendous amount of times and well sort of get with my ex girlfriends sister while my ex was asleep, me and the sister were in the living room and my ex was in her room dead asleep.

it's been a month and i cheated on my girlfriend already. took me 10 long ass months to win her over, and i did- now it's all in jeopardy. oh well, life goes on

Today at the mall I was 7 cents short of the $2 I needed to ride the bus (i keep all my money on a debit card). So rather than beg, I did the obvious thing and I took a quarter out of the wishing fountain. Soon after, mall security told me they saw me taking money out of the fountain. I told them I was 7 cents short and I gave them .07, meaning I made a profit of .18, which still gave me enough to ride the bus.

Then the security guard gave me a dollar for my fare after telling me I could have been charged with a misdemeanor theft.

Wow, fun times.

You should have thanked the rent-a-cop by holding his hand while you were going out of the mall.

If he did get arrested, I would lose all faith in where our priotities lie as a nation.

I don't know if this is a "I'm going to hell" moment, but it's still hysterical. Me and my friend convinced this kid in my grade that there is a migit colony in the state park we were at. He wasn't just playing along, either, he was serious as all fuck. I guess that's what playing Mario 25/8 will do to a kid's head.