Heys Guys, Britney Spears is Single Again!

I'd tap Jamie Lynn.

You'd tap a wall with a hole in it, so you saying that...doesn't count for much.

This is a video with Jamie Lynn in it from a month or so ago... She still looks about 12-13 to me. I wouldn't touch her.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5xAf5iQd1o

And hers another one of her. She looks older but not a day over 15. When I was 15 I would of thought she was pretty average anyway.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TZft7sJ ... ed&search=

So apparently Britney has been hanging out with Paris Hilton the last week or so and Paris seems to have rubbed off on her. Britney spread those legs wide open to get out of a car and gave the paparazzi a nice view of her c-section scarred vaginal reigion.

Gross.

LMAO I just seen the pictures.

So apparently Britney has been hanging out with Paris Hilton the last week or so and Paris seems to have rubbed off on her. Britney spread those legs wide open to get out of a car and gave the paparazzi a nice view of her c-section scarred vaginal reigion.

Gross.

don't lie man, you were turned on by it.

Hooray for Vagina.

I don't know whats sicker - the big scar above her pleasure cave or the fact that I actually searched for the pics.....

In other news, Salma Hayek is sooo hot.

http://www.toxicmagazine.com/img/2309.jpg

Salma Hayek needs a parachute to keep them titties in

She could always just use my mouth.

God damn. I only ever thought of Salma Hayek as pretty hot, but my eyes have been opened to the world.

http://wallpapers.in-world.info/salma-h ... papers.jpg

Nice face, tits, skin, eyes, hips, hair... If she has an ass I am officially in love.

Nice face, tits, skin, eyes, hips, hair... If she has an ass I am officially in love.

Is it just me but does that sound shallow as hell?

I didn't mean it seriously, plus I have never met Salma Hayek.

don't lie man, you were turned on by it.

I wanted to be, I badly wanted to be, but it just didn't happen.

Damn you Voldemort!

Man..where were these pics when britney was 18 - 22....i would've loved to see them then. Or that phantom tape.

Speaking of phantom tapes, apparently Jessica Simpson has one floating around in purgatory somewhere.

That's a fucking tape. No pun intended.

Salma Hayek needs a parachute to keep them titties in

It almost blinded me when it showed on the monitor.

Why the hell is Britney hanging out with there girls... Taking turns to show their pussy?

You're just angry because you're not with them.

^ Maybe true...

Which of the three you think has the most hideous crotch?

I'd go with Britney having the most ugly one, followed by Paris's infected one and then Lohan's freckled one. Britney's is overstretched from childbaring, Paris' pussy has had half the world in it...Lohan's could be just as bad, but she's got tits to make up for it. Paris doesn't (not hot at all) and Britney's...I don't think I need say more.

I'd fuck the shit out of Lindsay Lohan. I don't even care.

I'd fuck the shit out of Lindsay Lohan. I don't even care.

Damn right.

Lohan has her tits back? I thought she's still a twig.