What do you hate most while playing basketball?

[Fenix]

I'm a bit of a choleric. So, a guy guarding me put a finger up my ass and I lost it, started playing like a madman (literally), made a bunch of fouls along the way and hurt the team this way. HE PUT A FINGER UP MY AS. Of course I lost it.

[cyanide]

That's so weird. I've never heard of anybody putting a finger up another player's ass. Like did he just attempt to do that, or did he literally stick an entire finger up your ass? I've heard of trying to grab someone's crotch while playing defense to scare off the offense, but nothing to that extent.

[Fenix]

That's so weird. I've never heard of anybody putting a finger up another player's ass. Like did he just attempt to do that, or did he literally stick an entire finger up your ass? I've heard of trying to grab someone's crotch while playing defense to scare off the offense, but nothing to that extent.

His finger. My ass. I didn't measure how much of the finger did actually get into my ass, because - for the record - I wasn't playing nude, so the shorts actually prevented the complete... penetration. In my ass, that is.

[Heiks]

His finger. My ass.

Sounds like a love story.


Just kidding, it definitely sucks when someone accidentally touches or hits your private areas.

[cyanide]

Who said it was an accident?

[Joe']

A year ago there was some buddy from my team that got his ass "kissed" by a 1994 born kid from the other team, LOL, that was hilarious!

[Its_asdf]

People who try to blame everything on their teamates and fail to realize they just flat out suck.

"Oh, its_asdf is sooooo shit". I hear that a lot, but it would be a lot easier to swallow if it weren't coming from people who are just as, if not more crappier than I am.

[Drex]

OMFG, Vank. Play in a men's league Nice story.

4. REALLY Sweaty normal players who just sweat a shitload and you have to post up against them.

I sweat a lot. A LOT. Like...Shaq I run like 2 minutes and I'm completely sweaty.

[Laxation]

People who try to blame everything on their teamates and fail to realize they just flat out suck.

what if the shit teammate gets the ball and starts running without dribbling...

... every time

or when they get the ball and dribble with 2 hands, then WHINGE at the ref for calling double dribble

[Its_asdf]

I'm not talking about "Ping Pong Wang Chung" from China who never seen a basketball before, I assumed you guys knew that I was talking about players who knew at least the basic rules of basketball.

[Doobie]

I am playing basketball in PE , and I just came to the conclusion that a few more things get me mad .
1) Teammates that shoot alot even though they are cold , the games we played were up to 5 points , and I noticed my teammate being a jock and taking ALL the shots . So after we lose te first game 5-0 , in the second game i purposely counted how many shots he took . he went 1-12. I got so mad . Oh , and then if i miss one shot he bitches at me . Fucking retard.
2)Playing with people who refuse to play and just pass the ball to the other team.
3) When I mess up on an easy oppurtunity . It gets me mad.

[air gordon]

I'm the tallest on my team 90% of the time and all I do is jack up 3's awell, none of them have the guts to bitch about it to me. Not when I shoot 60% from there anyways.

hehe guys like you are the worst.. i'd hate to have you as teammates. you stick around the arc on offense and you probably get run over in the paint by shorter but stronger guys

but i really enjoy playing these guys- they're soft so their easy to score on just as long as you go strong to the rack on them

[Matt]

So, a guy guarding me put a finger up my ass and I lost it,

if someone stuck a finger up my ass i'd beat them down with a nice sucker punch to the throat.

[ixcuincle]

I am playing basketball in PE , and I just came to the conclusion that a few more things get me mad .
1) Teammates that shoot alot even though they are cold , the games we played were up to 5 points , and I noticed my teammate being a jock and taking ALL the shots . So after we lose te first game 5-0 , in the second game i purposely counted how many shots he took . he went 1-12. I got so mad . Oh , and then if i miss one shot he bitches at me . Fucking retard.
2)Playing with people who refuse to play and just pass the ball to the other team.
3) When I mess up on an easy oppurtunity . It gets me mad.

That reminds me. When I was in high school we used to have an entire PE class dedicated to basketball. It was just called "Basketball". In those days I for some reason was ignorant and chose to do weight training for my senior year instead. I would still play basketball every Friday in that class but my stupid asthma and constant fatigue kept me from doing anything meaningful. Regardless , that basketball PE class had one of the most fun tourneys where I assume everyone was bunched up into teams and they had some huge tournament for champion of the class. It looked like a lot of fun. They even posted a bracket up on one of the lockers...

[J@3]

I'm the tallest on my team 90% of the time and all I do is jack up 3's awell, none of them have the guts to bitch about it to me. Not when I shoot 60% from there anyways.

hehe guys like you are the worst.. i'd hate to have you as teammates. you stick around the arc on offense and you probably get run over in the paint by shorter but stronger guys

but i really enjoy playing these guys- they're soft so their easy to score on just as long as you go strong to the rack on them

Lol if you tried to take it strong inside against me you'd end up flat on your ass up near the three point line. I'm a defender who learnt to shoot, not a shooter who's trying to learn how to defend

[Jugs]

What I hate most about playing basketball is the referees. I hate it when there is a huge obvious foul and the referee says "I didn't see it" but WHAT THE FUCK are they looking at

[Isaiah]

i hate my ballhog classmate who keeps jacking up three pointers whenever we play

[wargreymon54321]

fluker shots and no cooperation and be aware of passes all the time
i got a friend... who isnt good and is short, but sometimes he gets a few shots in a row(they all or flukes, the ball goes in bouncing serveral times, going in by backboard when he's not even trying to..)
and team work... some guys just donno how to do team work... they either do it themselves, or pass at the wrong time..
u guys know these great and no look passes in nba right? even though i dont pass very well, sometimes i do create good opportunities for ppl, but they don watch it sometimes... the ball either goes out of bound, or they lose the good opportunites

[j.23]

all this 3 point talk reminds me of this kid i used to play with who would jack up hook shots from the 3 point line. sad thing is he wasn't joking and he'd actually do this during real games, it was horrendous and embarassing. the dude hated to pass too.. if there were three guys on him he'd just throw up the skyhook. actually it was more like a curveball, it wasn't really a hook

[J@3]

Hook shots from 3 it's like a real life NBA Live 06 character

[Jugs]

I'm the fluke master

I'm like the fluke guy in my team, I won't do much on offence but I'm the best defender. But when I do get the ball, I always drive into the lane and either do a beautiful Magic Johnson style dish (over-exaggerated ) or I would either get bumped by the big guys and just turn around and flick the ball up and it'll drop in

fluke

I once did a 180 turn at the side of the basket and did a bucket shot over my head and it went in

Other things I hate:

My shooting, I'm the suckiest shooter.
Not getting the ball on the fast break, I'm fucking open and i'm screaming and yet the guy doesn't pass it, i'm the fastest player on the team and sheesh, that's why I have to get my points by flukes.

[cyanide]

I once did a 180 turn at the side of the basket and did a bucket shot over my head and it went in

Hehe, I had a similar situation. I was fouled hard on a play and I chucked it up behind me. I was on the ground and didn't know it went in until my teammates went crazy on me. That was my only made basket that I didn't see

[Jugs]

I saw mine go in, I was diving out of court and i looked back and it just dropped in swish

so i yelled at some random guy, telling him to "GET OUT OF MY HOUSE"

[cyanide]

so i yelled at some random guy, telling him to "GET OUT OF MY HOUSE"

If you yelled at an old man in the crowd, he'll be confused and might ask around, "Does this young fella really do live here?"

Anyway, that's a little excessive. I can't stand young punks who trash talk like that after a play but I still like you Jugs, since you make up for it in other ways

[Jugs]

lol, yeah that's the only trash talking I do during a game, I swear.

When I make a huge block or a huge basket, I tell the opposition to get out of my house

and lol @ the old man joke