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Postby Jackal_ on Wed Dec 07, 2005 5:58 am

BhZmAFiA(2) wrote:This means war :x I'm getting all my African kings and queens from Zimbabwe to kick everybody ass thats not black on these boards. :twisted: Also include people from Atlanta, Brooklyn, Bronx and any other form of ghettoness around the world.


Wake me up when this happens..
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Postby Jing on Wed Dec 07, 2005 6:07 am

BhZmAFiA(2) wrote:This means war :x I'm getting all my African kings and queens from Zimbabwe to kick everybody ass thats not black on these boards. :twisted: Also include people from Atlanta, Brooklyn, Bronx and any other form of ghettoness around the world.


ROTFL... wow. yea gimme a call and some box seats i wanna see riot's americans vs. mafia's... kings and queens.., asians and latinos and whoever else will sit in the stands and watch you guys kill each other off
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Postby cklitsie on Wed Dec 07, 2005 6:54 am

Ltxaiaon wrote:clitskie is my bestest buddy lol :lol:
OK, cool to hear Lxtaaino! (Y)
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Postby 3th on Wed Dec 07, 2005 7:16 am

me and kbryant8 are mybe friends :D :D:D
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Postby cyanide on Wed Dec 07, 2005 8:09 am

BhZmAFiA(2) wrote:I'm getting all my African kings and queens from Zimbabwe to kick everybody ass thats not black on these boards. :twisted:


If I'm white but black at heart, will I be spared? :cry:
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Postby Jackal_ on Wed Dec 07, 2005 8:51 am

cyanide wrote:
BhZmAFiA(2) wrote:I'm getting all my African kings and queens from Zimbabwe to kick everybody ass thats not black on these boards. :twisted:

If I'm white but black at heart, will I be spared? :cry:


Not unless you have inflatable lips..
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Postby Jing on Wed Dec 07, 2005 8:54 am

wow.. this is amazing.
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Postby cklitsie on Wed Dec 07, 2005 9:02 am

BhZmAFiA(2) wrote:kick everybody ass thats not black on these boards
Don't try to fuck with Waldo. Yo.
BhZmAFiA(2) wrote:Also include people from Atlanta, Brooklyn, Bronx and any other form of ghettoness around the world.
I know you were kidding, but get over the ghetto idea man, you ain't ghetto when you got a big house with a pool and J's worth a couple G's.
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Postby Riot on Wed Dec 07, 2005 9:34 am

Mafia, you have me pissing my pants. Please don't hurt me.

Joke time! What do you say to a black jew? GET TO THE BACK OF THE OVEN.

:lol:
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Postby Cable on Wed Dec 07, 2005 9:46 am

Joke time! What do you say to a black jew? GET TO THE BACK OF THE OVEN.


:lol: :lol: :lol: I haven't heard that one before.
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Postby Doobie on Wed Dec 07, 2005 9:47 am

That is he most messed up joke I have ever heard . LMSO though.
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Postby Riot on Wed Dec 07, 2005 9:51 am

You could say back of the oven or back of the gas chamber, it's a double whammy.
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Postby cyanide on Wed Dec 07, 2005 10:07 am

I knew there was a bit of Hitler in you, Riot!

Edit: Okay, okay, a lot of Hitler in you! More Hitler than already discovered in Bush!
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Postby Riot on Wed Dec 07, 2005 10:21 am

A bit? :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby The Other Kevin on Wed Dec 07, 2005 12:34 pm

Everyone thinks I'm Hispanic, does that count? :lol:
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Postby J@3 on Wed Dec 07, 2005 2:05 pm

BhZmAFiA(2) wrote:This means war :x I'm getting all my African kings and queens from Zimbabwe to kick everybody ass thats not black on these boards. :twisted: Also include people from Atlanta, Brooklyn, Bronx and any other form of ghettoness around the world.


Yo dat Mozambique G!!!!!
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Postby Stevesanity on Wed Dec 07, 2005 2:51 pm

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling?
Because he doesnt know he's black.

Whats the difference between a park bench and a black man?
A bench can support a family of four.

Im not sure if you heard those ones before but damn thats harsh, too many black jokes compared to white and asian jokes. My dad actually told me these jokes, he's african-american by the way.

I also like this one about Indians.

One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answers, "Well son whenever a Indian baby is born the father would go outside and name the baby after the first thing he sees... Why do you ask Two Dogs Fucking."
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Postby Jackal_ on Wed Dec 07, 2005 4:13 pm

We might aswell bring out the KKK hoods now..
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Postby Colin on Wed Dec 07, 2005 5:15 pm

Stevesanity wrote:Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling?
Because he doesnt know he's black.

Whats the difference between a park bench and a black man?
A bench can support a family of four.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read?
Because he's black.

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black?
N******

What do people and jelly beans have in common?
Nobody likes the black ones.

Why are black people's palms white?
To show there's a little good in everyone.

Why is there cotton packed in the top of prescription drug bottles?
To remind black people that before they were selling drugs they were picking cotton.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane?
A pilot you damn racist.
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Postby Wayne on Wed Dec 07, 2005 5:25 pm

meh...i respect nigger (Y) wifout them..wat's NBA???
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Postby Stevesanity on Wed Dec 07, 2005 6:05 pm

What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
The PGA tour.

How long does it take for a white women to take a crap???
9 months

What's the difference between a white man and a snake?
One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.

How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, white men will screw anything.

What's the flattest surface to iron your jeans on?
A white girl's ass!

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Postby cklitsie on Wed Dec 07, 2005 6:26 pm

LMAO I like the nigger AND the cracker jokes. :lol:
Especially the PGA Tour one. (Y)
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Postby Fitzy on Wed Dec 07, 2005 8:36 pm

Whats the go with all the racists jokes :lol: :lol:
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Postby J@3 on Wed Dec 07, 2005 10:08 pm

What do people and jelly beans have in common?
Nobody likes the black ones.


:lol:

Also lmao @ "i respect nigger" :lol:
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Postby Riot on Wed Dec 07, 2005 11:34 pm

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