Grab Thoes Pitchforks! It's The First Ever Mall Shootout!

[Nick]

Nick runs around like a headlesss chicken, runs into relaxing Slam Harder, Slam Harder hits the ground and knocks himself out cold.

I run in speedy circular motions untill i trip on Slam Harder's body and fall over the railing and onto the level below. I land on Colin. Landing smack-bang on the top of colin's noggin, i break his neck and we both die.

[Filip]

Yo man, I already killed Colin see my prev post.
Anyway, I guess just yourself dies

[Tuomas]

*Finnboy wakes up just to see that he's locked up in mall with nothing.
The police can't get in (?) so Finnboy walks to Steve's and Sykal's shoestore and knocks the salesman out (that was not Steve nor Sykal ) and grabs a pair of white and red Shox VC2:s to get that xtra lift

*Runs to the record store and grabs a couple of Naughty By Nature cds and then takes two NSync records, opens the cases, takes the cds and crack them both into two pieces like four sharp blades

*Goes to McDonalds to grab a Big Big Mac (do you have those? we do...) and no that he is no longer hungry falls asleep... again...

[PoliceLineDoNotCross]

*runs to the nearest bed*(coincedentally it is the one next to slam harder)
i set the alarm clock to 4:00 am. that will really piss him off
*runs away and hides*

[Boyk]

HEHEHHEEH what a sweet thread, i gotta get in this.

"Laddas walks into the store and wonders what the fuck is going, we got Paris getting fucked(what else is new) people shittin on each other, people beating people with legs, and a an appearance from Kobe.

After looking around at all the wierd shit, he grabs a plastic bag from the closest store and wraps it around Slam Harders head and suffocates the him till he is dead(eheheh thanks manhunt for this).

he then walks to the pizza stand and pigs out on some pizza

[Ruff Ryder]

*stomach is churning, so i go use the restroom. run out of toilet paper. asks ruffryder for some*

i ask him if he wants to be my ally

Accepts offer. (Sorry. Took a long dump. Damn, shoulnt have eaten at that chines place. )

*Walks to an electronic store. Gets a remote control jeep. Goes back to the chinese place and gets a knife. Puts a knife on the jeep and drives it off of a ramp where it stabs osf in the back of the neck. Threatens kobe with the bat and Kobe cowardly runs off outta the ball.*

*Hides in chinese food place*

[Tuomas]

*Finnboy wakes up when hears when a helicopter is seen through the roof made outta glass

"Damn it, it's another reality show camera", he says to himself and runs out of sight...

[Tuomas]

The hamburgers awakened Finnboy's need to go to the bathroom.

*Goes to the bathroom

"What the ****? Seems that some of these guys here with me ain't so friendly."

The bathroom smells horrible, I wonder why...


Suddenly he hears footsteps, someone else is coming to the bathroom. Finnboy turns around and sees...

[PoliceLineDoNotCross]

Suddenly he hears footsteps, someone else is coming to the bathroom. Finnboy turns around and sees...

me! i was hoping to find ruffryder here but i guess i'll goto the chinese food place. before i do, i knock finnboy out with my weapon. he is alive, but knocked out.(im just not ready to kill yet)

*runs away*

[Andreas Dahl]

just as PoliceLineDoNotCross comes running out from the bathroom, i trip him...
he falls over and breaks both his leags... i leave him there in pain (still alive)

then i head over to the arcade to play Tetris

[Ruff Ryder]

*sprints to beat dahl to the tetris machine. Takes knife and rips hole in the coin tray from underneath. As dahl inserts quarters, I steal them. He starts kicking the machine because it wont work. I stab him in the leg(not killing him), and run away.*

[Tuomas]

I wake up angry, I didn't even get a chance to fight back.
I walk around the mall until I see a "staff only"-door. I enter and get my hands on the security cameras

After I have checked the women's bathroom cam, I take the microphone and make an announcement that is heard everywhere in the mall:
"The mall is on fire!"
So everyone starts running and then I turn all the lights off so everyone trips on their own feet
The I put the lights back on and lock the door so no-one can't get in. Now I have time to think about what to do next.

[Filip]

Slam harder resurrects lying on the floor, with a hurted head, he wants to sleep again, but "BRIIIIIIIIIIIING!!!!" a fucking clocks rings and disturbs him .
Slam harder makes up his mind and runs to the toilet and locks the door so he can get some rest. Slam harder also thinking of a revenge , quitly he falls in sleep and gaining back his powers.*

then i go and hide

Isn't that cheat to do that and not being more concrete, I think you have to tell where you are hiding, cause otherwise it's impossible to have contact with you.

[Robby]

*Goes to McDonalds to grab a Big Big Mac (do you have those? we do...) and no that he is no longer hungry falls asleep... again...

It turns out that Robby was the one who cooked that Big mac and secretly added some laxatives to it which begin to take affect as Finnboy is thinking in the staff-only room. He suddenly gets the urge but since he locked the door, he doesn't have the time to open it and get over to the bathroom and consequently Finnboy craps in his pants multiple times.

Meanwhile, Robby goes over to the shoestore and puts on a couple of Air Jordan 11s and goes over to tell Kobe that Old School Fool is only 13 and he should stop unless he wants to pull a Michael Jackson.

[Wall St. Peon]

Shane finds the toilet where slam harder is hiding by using matches he picked up from the sporting goods store, cuts a hole in the wall, and dumps gasoline on the sleeping kid....he then wakes up slam harder just before he tosses the match on him..."I'm not fat you bastard!!!!!"

By the firelight, Shane picks his way through the dark mall to find Finnboy whose prophecy turned true...

[PoliceLineDoNotCross]

*i run to where ever ruffryder is*

[Nick]

While Robby browses in the shoestore, Nick opens a can of european wasps in the store, walks out, looks the doors, welds them seal tight and says, "How do YOU like being locked indoors? "

He then watches through the window as the wasps smother him and kill him.

[Robby]

While Robby browses in the shoestore, Nick opens a can of european wasps in the store, walks out, looks the doors, welds them seal tight and says, "How do YOU like being locked indoors? "

He then watches through the window as the wasps smother him and kill him.

It turns out that Nick mistook a mannikin for Robby since Robby was advising Kobe to leave Old School Fool alone, not in the shoe store. But seeing this animosity from Nick, Robby and Kobe beat Nick to the ground with Kobe's infusion basketball. Nick is knocked out.

[Tuomas]

as soon as Finnboy has picked up a new set of trousers, he decides never to eat at McDonalds again. Then he sees Shane and asks:
"What's going on here?"

[Dramacydal]

lol, this shit is funny as hell. im in

oh well, nobody noticed that Drama was sittin in the corner of the mcdonalds restaurant all the time drinkin a milkshake (yuck...). after watchin all the crazy stuff goin on outside he finally gets up, goes to the next shoe store and gets himself some brand new A7s. he enjoys the smell when he takes them out of the box, then he puts those brand new and hot kickz on. next thing Drama does is goin to Kobe and smack him down and starts kickin him till he notices that his A7s might get dirty. then he goes back to the mcdonalds, gets himself another milkshake and sits down in the corner again

[Tuomas]

Finnboy joins Dramacydal without getting any food due to an accident before and asks Dramacydal:
"Allies?"

[Boyk]

"After surviving the night, Laddas runs into the nearest Appliance store, and wields a battery powered drill in his right hand, and hides behind doors, plotting his next kill...

[Dramacydal]

without getting any food due to an accident before

lol

Drama answers: 'Yeah, sure' then he goes to a cd store and breaks all of the puffy cds, which makes him feel better.

[Tuomas]

Finnboy picks up all those Puffy cd pieces -> more sharp blades to use next he feels the need for bubble gum so he pushes the bubblegum machine over, the glass breaks, all the gums roll to the floor and PoliceLineDoNotCross, who is running to ruffryder, steps on a gumball and falls over, hits his head and is knocked out for a while...

[Andreas Dahl]

finds the control room, turns on the cd player for the malls sound-system, turns on Stevie Wonder - We Can Work it Out