The "Post here when you are drunk" thread

Haha, just saw this. I don't have the balls to do it. I hate myself though and think the world would be better off without me. My life is very average. May as well get out before it starts to actually suck and I start really leaving a carbon footprint.

What is with you fucking teenagers nowadays? Those of you that can actually articulate semi-coherent thought are such whiny bitches. Not to say i dont remember being a teenager and hating the world and contemplating ending it...but it was never because "I have nothing to contribute" and for christs sake. I'm a no legged geek from South Carolina whose major skills include sports video games, visiting a certain bay where the denizens might say arr, and acting like an elementary school kid despite being 24. Surely you have something to do? Like spread the word about how awesome LCD Soundystem is or something. I dont know what, that's your job to figure out..

You dont like yourself? You dont like your life? You think you contribute nothing to the world?

Fucking do something about it.

Put down the bottle 1 time a week and go volunteer somewhere
See a therapist
Find something to do so you're not thinking about it (any hobby works)
Change your habits, get new friends, expand your goddamn horizons, do shit you've never done before.

It's not hard folks. And if you're struggling that much see the second thing i listed: Get some fucking help. Unless you've murdered or raped (remember you cant rape the willing) someone, you've got something to contribute to this world.

Even it is just fucking hilarious dynasty stories, its still something you whiny fucks.

That means you have the balls to live!

What is with you fucking teenagers nowadays? Those of you that can actually articulate semi-coherent thought are such whiny bitches. Not to say i dont remember being a teenager and hating the world and contemplating ending it...but it was never because "I have nothing to contribute" and for christs sake. I'm a no legged geek from South Carolina whose major skills include sports video games, visiting a certain bay where the denizens might say arr, and acting like an elementary school kid despite being 24. Surely you have something to do?

You're looking at this in the wrong way.

Most people consider themselves to be the center of the universe. People ages 13-23 especially. Anything they encounter is the best or worst thing ever. And no one else in history ever has. They oddly make bad decisions as well.

Your disability actually likely separated you from this normal rite of passage. You faced it earlier, adjusted and moved on. You no longer view it as WOE IS ME END OF THE WORLD when shit happens because you've acknowledged it a number of times in your life against your will. You faced ACTUAL problems, they face PERCEIVED problems.

I mean fuck, look at Lamecock's posts, he nearly suicided over a sports team based on his rhetoric here.

And to be fair, it's not just teenagers, the majority of people operate completely on how they feel emotionally. That's humanity. Being rational or logical is basically anti-human. Some of us deal with it since we are the ones who were born wrong.

Don't get me started on credentialed people appearing to be logical/rational/smart, these people are even worse than the Sarah Palin fans.

EDIT: I wish I was drunk posting in this thread. Please don't ban me.

I maybe drunk or something, but I actually learn something from this thread!

I don't have the balls to do it.

Of course you don't, wuss. If you had you'd be doing something right now, like going to Oz's place and having a leg race with him instead of whining about not having the balls.

I hate myself though

Not only you, other people hate you too. Can't you feel the love of other people hating you?

think the world would be better off without me.

Not really. Doesn't matter. The world doesn't get better or worse if it's without or with you.

My life is very average.

Welcome to the club! You are now part of an elite 20%! (2% - rich people, 20% average people, 78% - poor people. Disclaimer: stats may not be accurate)

May as well get out before it starts to actually suck and I start really leaving a carbon footprint.

Whoops, you're [insert numeric age] years too late!

I maybe drunk or something, but I actually learn something from this thread!

"And knowing is half the battle!"

and the admin gets a replacement pic. nice.

At least its not goatse

Really? It was still showing up what it was supposed to be for me.

Replaced it with another one.

Last night was pretty crazy considering the fact us Army people get a little to out of hand. I just remember beer pong, Jack Daniels, Champagne, Captain Morgan, Vodka, Wine, Hooka, a bon fire, throwing a hammer around, some fine ass females skinny dipping, and me leaving my car half way across the island. Victory.

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That's a great post.

Yes, this is all I have to say.

Last night was pretty crazy considering the fact us Army people get a little to out of hand. I just remember beer pong, Jack Daniels, Champagne, Captain Morgan, Vodka, Wine, Hooka, a bon fire, throwing a hammer around, some fine ass females skinny dipping, and me leaving my car half way across the island. Victory.

Yes Thierry, it was a very successful night. It only took me two days to find my car

Energy drinks and vodka all night baby !

Being drunk is glorious fun. It is the best time to reconnect with your inner charlie sheen. Cheers.

Ok, i am a warlock, and i shall cast a curse on all ye internet trolls.

Try too hard, you do.

Heyy NBA fans.. im drunk..hw yll doing tonight ..damn im sobering up ..MORE DRNK MOR DRINK!1

lol...drunk again...

Hangover of the year for me today. God damn, my head's killing me. Didn't feel that drunk at all when I came home, but right now I'm smashed.

Somewhat seven beers btw.

just gt out of n random part.,.fuking wasted n shit.. better sleep and wait til tommorow..

Regular users should have the ability to ban moronic attentionwhores based on voting.

"omg i nr durnk i real drink lots so i post in specify therad and uyp wwtf im cool suck me duck"

yeah...damn them.

Bill O'Reilly annihilates all you irresponsible pinheads!

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Dear lord Bill is an idiot.

Dear lord Bill is an idiot.

Well that's a news flash.

Porytland suuuuucks