The Letting Off Steam Thread

by **[Q]** on Thu Oct 18, 2007 10:11 am

Its_asdf wrote:Yeah, there's something about those donuts on the side of her face that makes me want to cum!1!1!onesonesones

yeah don't forget the slave girl outfit in Return of The Jedi.

by **el badman** on Thu Oct 18, 2007 10:14 am

yeah don't forget the slave girl outfit in Return of The Jedi.

I had only eyes for Jabba the Hut, I wouldn't know...

by **Patr1ck** on Thu Oct 18, 2007 1:21 pm

No love for Yoda?

by **[Q]** on Thu Oct 18, 2007 7:11 pm

so tonight was the first night of intramural basketball leagues. I heard the team I normally play on (the Filipino Club) was going to have like 8 guys playing on a co-ed game that allows only 3 guys on the floor at all times and girls score an extra point. so I'm not trying to fight for minutes for co-ed basketball, so I joined a different Filipino team, but unfortunately they are not as good as my regular team.

When I'm the most capable ball handler & scorer, you've got yourself a problem. I expect to be the best defender, but I'm not used to playing so many minutes. I get tired fast due to asthma. I start reaching in when I get tired. but yeah, I feel like I'm carrying the team right now (which is not a good sign) but it'll give me good experience & PT before heading back to my team for men's 5 on 5 in the winter. btw, losing sucks balls. getting blown out sucks even more balls. (N)

we got mercy-ruled with 2 mins left in the game. :lol:

by **Jackal** on Thu Oct 18, 2007 11:09 pm

God damn panda's, why don't they fuck to save their species? Why I ask, why?!

by **Oznogrd** on Thu Oct 18, 2007 11:31 pm

Jackal wrote:God damn panda's, why don't they fuck to save their species? Why I ask, why?!

Because that is one ugly panda bitch...i wouldnt fuck her with a koala's dick
*end robin williams reference)

YouTube · by **Lean** on Fri Oct 19, 2007 12:25 am

Pdub wrote:No love for Yoda?

Our president can dress up like Yoda.

Q, you can always ask for a sub. Don't mind losing a game rather than losing your lungs.

by **[Q]** on Fri Oct 19, 2007 4:25 am

uhhh about our bench... yeah the guys on the bench are worse than the starters. this one guy with glasses plays like he's never seen a basketball.

by **Jackal** on Fri Oct 19, 2007 4:32 am

Maybe his glasses' strength is kind of weak, so perhaps he doesn't see the basketball.

YouTube · by **shadowgrin** on Fri Oct 19, 2007 5:44 am

Qballer wrote:this one guy with glasses plays like he's never seen a basketball.

Q you idiot. That's your coach.

by **[Q]** on Fri Oct 19, 2007 5:59 am

shadowgrin wrote:
Qballer wrote:this one guy with glasses plays like he's never seen a basketball.

Q you idiot. That's your coach.

it's weird though. I'm not team captain but i feel like I have to bark out orders like I was the coach. they're that bad.

YouTube · by **shadowgrin** on Fri Oct 19, 2007 6:08 am

O shite. Now you're turning into Kobe.

by **Indy** on Fri Oct 19, 2007 6:31 am

shadowgrin wrote:
Qballer wrote:this one guy with glasses plays like he's never seen a basketball.

Q you idiot. That's your coach.

HAHAHAHAHA.

by **The X** on Fri Oct 19, 2007 6:40 am

I feel your pain Q, we have a guy with glasses who plays like he's never seen a basketball too :cry:

that's what I felt like last year on the team, but slowly, ever so slowly the team is getting better....

by **[Q]** on Fri Oct 19, 2007 7:55 am

shadowgrin wrote:O shite. Now you're turning into Kobe.

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

that's why i was so reluctant to take care of the ballhandling duties.

The X wrote:I feel your pain Q, we have a guy with glasses who plays like he's never seen a basketball too that's what I felt like last year on the team, but slowly, ever so slowly the team is getting better....

then tell Sit to get contact lenses. :lol:

YouTube · by **shadowgrin** on Fri Oct 19, 2007 8:50 am

Sit just got zinged. :lol:

by **Indy** on Sat Oct 20, 2007 5:31 am

What kind of teams do you guys play for that guys with glasses that have never seen basketballs get on? I haven't seen those types of players since like 3rd grade.

by **[Q]** on Sat Oct 20, 2007 8:16 am

uhhh that's what happens when you go to a school full of Asians.
and the team that I temporarily joined for the co-ed league is primarily engineering students/nerds so yeah I'm probably the only one that played on their high school team. man, I can't wait to go back and play 5 on 5 with the regulars. I hate losing.

YouTube · by **shadowgrin** on Sat Oct 20, 2007 8:46 am

I hate losing.

Kobe again.
Demand your team to trade you.

by **Drex** on Sat Oct 20, 2007 9:01 am

Where's my 4 million dollar ring?

by **[Q]** on Sat Oct 20, 2007 9:48 am

shadowgrin wrote:
I hate losing.

Kobe again.
Demand your team to trade you.

Kobe doesn't mind losing as long as he gets his accolades. I mean he was the scoring champ last year in a not-so-successful season. plus, you don't knwo how many times I've seen him force feed his teammates to try to get a triple double. he's a selfish bastard.

by **The X** on Sat Oct 20, 2007 10:28 am

Indy wrote:What kind of teams do you guys play for that guys with glasses that have never seen basketballs get on? I haven't seen those types of players since like 3rd grade.

I've just got a social team....the guy who'd never played basketball is my fiancee's older brother....we needed an extra body at start of year as we were struggling for numbers....we have more numbers these days, but I can't boot him due to the whole family thing....he's slowly getting better though....we call him "Mad Dog" & he wears Horace Grant-like goggles (that tend to fog up) :lol:

he's a soccer player & has lockdown defensive potential (ala poor man's Bruce Bowen) if he learnt how to play the game....

YouTube · by **shadowgrin** on Sat Oct 20, 2007 3:20 pm

The X wrote:he's a soccer player & has lockdown defensive potential (ala poor man's Bruce Bowen) if he learnt how to play the game....

I can personally relate to that. I don't know whether to feel happy or sad.

I usually forget to keep my hands up on D. No problem with the footwork for me even when some little punk tries some fancy dribble. My ankles usually get crossed when they do it for the first time against me as I learn how they tend to move, but no Iverson-wannabe ever does fancy dribbles against me for the third time because I force them to lose the ball when they do it for the second time.

I still remember the reaction of that punk who got cocky because I fell down when he crossed me. When he tried to do it again I kept my hands up and blocked his attempt to drive and I didn't even body him yet, as I was toying with the prick to show him I've got 'happy feet'. When I saw that he was getting frustrated going nowhere and was about to drive with vicious intent I bodied him up and he lost control of the ball. The bastard tried it again the third time, no more toying with him so I bodied him up quickly and he was forced to pass the ball. He somewhat 'disappeared' in the game after that as he only took jump shots and rarely drove to score.

As for defending in the post, that's an entirely different story.

end rant.

by **[Q]** on Sat Oct 20, 2007 5:42 pm

shadowgrin wrote:The bastard tried it again the third time, no more toying with him so I bodied him up quickly and he was forced to pass

me thinks this is not basketball you speak of. :lol:

but being a huge fan of Gary Payton, I'd be embarrassed if I wasn't a good defender. I love nothing more than getting the satisfaction of frustrating a scorer or stopping a scorer

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