The "Post here when you are drunk" thread

The Seattle Police Department once they pick up.

Shot record for me was somewhere around 23 vodka shots... been awhile so I forget the exact number.

It is possible to remember how many you've had, but I think a lot depends on mindset. I usually blackout WAY before that number, but I was really angry and pissed off over a breakup and I didn't feel the alcohol nearly strongly as I would have otherwise.

I think there should be a "post here when you're stoned" addendum to this thread. I get drunk often but it is very rare for me to get on the PC when I'm shitfaced because I'm usually out at the bar which I bet is true for a lot of people here.

I hate stoners, anyone who posted in that thread would get banned.

why would you drink vodka and coke when rum and coke tastes better and in these parts is the same price and the same alcohol content?

qft

High as fuck right now, haven't posted here in years and just said "hey why not ?"

Argh my head is killing me right now. We were looking for some christmas presents for the x-mas party of our soccer club and had about ~150 euros only to spend for us (eat & drink).

So we started at 5 pm and I had about 6 cups of hot wine punch, 3 beers and 3 shots by midnight. To consider that we were actually boozing while buying presents is really weird. The present ideas got funnier each hour though

All in all: fucking wine.

Haven't really counted how many vodka shots is my record, usually we split a bottle of 700ml, recently me and my best friend have drank 0.5L each, plus a few beers to kick off.

Argh my head is killing me right now. We were looking for some christmas presents for the x-mas party of our soccer club and had about ~150 euros only to spend for us (eat & drink).

So we started at 5 pm and I had about 6 cups of hot wine punch, 3 beers and 3 shots by midnight. To consider that we were actually boozing while buying presents is really weird. The present ideas got funnier each hour though

All in all: fucking wine.

Hot wine punch? Never heard of it.

I love wine. White wine will leave me feeling really shitty, so I don't even touch it. Red, on the other hand, is stronger, better for you, and (for me) doesn't leave me hung over the next day. Give me a bottle or two of decent quality Cabernet and I'm feeling GREAT for the rest of the night. Merlot is decent, but much more of a pussy drink since it is tamer on the palate and lacks real "sophisticated" flavors.

/wino rant

At present I'm doing end of the semester homework. I was/am jacked up on adderall so I decided I'd have a few drinks to come back down a bit (also, I've got to sleep for work in the morning). I'm drinking Admiral Nelson's spiced rum (101 proof), which is a much cheaper alternative to Captain Morgan and it doesn't skip on taste. I highly recommend it! I'll be drunk very soon, but likely still awake with all the amphetamines.
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What beer?

I hate stoners, anyone who posted in that thread would get banned.

"All I need are some tasty waves, a cool bud, and I'm fine."

Yeahm clubb hot chixxx whoootttt

damn this topic is pointless. It is impossible to find the thread when you are drunk. ...just like last night when i somehow managed to find the forum but couldn't find the thread.

Pretty hungover. Was piss drunk last night, I have no distinct memory of how I got home, yet I woke up in my bed. It's amazing how you still find home some how, some way even being completely trashed.
Also I just found a pretty big bump on my head.

I'm amazed no one's posted here today seeing as everyone's gone out and got drunk in celebration of the new year... I guess as worthy man said, you can't find it when your drunk.

Yesterday was just fucked up. Almost got into a fighting with a buddy trying to seperate him from a fight. That was one of the least fun I had with drinking recently.

Happy new year, folks.

I'm amazed no one's posted here today seeing as everyone's gone out and got drunk in celebration of the new year... I guess as worthy man said, you can't find it when your drunk.

Depends where people were when they were drinking. If they're out somewhere at a party, they're probably not going to get on their phone just to post in this thread.

Got drunk yesterday but got drunker today. Starting to sober up now, but apparently whenever I start doing so, I start talking about how much I hate myself and life and want to kill myself.

P.S. I fucking hate myself and should die.

Take grinch with you. U won't be bored in the hell.

Lamrock you need to take a long hard look at yourself in the mirror, then slap the fuck out of yourself three times. Twice for me and once just to wake yourself up a bit. Unless you have family members dying around you on a daily basis and you live under a bridge, there is absolutely nothing going on at your age that is worth killing yourself over. You think shit's hard now? Wait until you get older. You'll have to learn to cope with things otherwise you are f.u.c.k.e.d heading into the future. Either get some help or help yourself, moping and being emo fixes nothing dude.

You think shit's hard now? Wait until you get older.

Yup, you're in for a treat if you think things are complicated and depressing now.
Of course, you're happy you don't have to deal with shit like school and exams anymore, but you also get half a billion more responsibilities when you get older, and nobody to handle them but you. Stop whining and enjoy what you got.

*slaps Lamrock with the back of his own hand* Lamrock, shite isn't going to get any better, man it up. *slaps Lamrock again with the back of his other hand*

Got drunk yesterday but got drunker today. Starting to sober up now, but apparently whenever I start doing so, I start talking about how much I hate myself and life and want to kill myself.

P.S. I fucking hate myself and should die.

Drunk people are always overly depressive , aggressive or happy . Don't take him serious he said he isn't sober

Doesn't matter, I'll still post the same thing whether he's sober or not when he's emo-ing himself.

In my country the "emo count" is rising quickly. Stupid bitches , now there are them as many as Chinese in Croatia

Haha, just saw this. I don't have the balls to do it. I hate myself though and think the world would be better off without me. My life is very average. May as well get out before it starts to actually suck and I start really leaving a carbon footprint.